The Pipes Are Calling

The Pipes Are Calling is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode introduces McPipes, the Scottish ram with a terrible taste in music.

Starring

 * McPipes

Featuring

 * Josh
 * Buck and Chuck
 * Disco Bear
 * Flaky
 * Mouse Ka-Boom

Appearances

 * Petunia
 * Crazy

Plot
The HTFs have gathered at the local lounge for some music. McPipes comes up on stage with his trademark bagpipe as the crowd expects great music. However at that very moment, things went bad.

McPipes blows his first tune and the audience covers their ears. Buck and Chuck got headaches from the music and Chuck's head exploded. Buck sees Disco Bear with headphones blocking his ears, so he grabs them, exposing Disco Bear to the noise. Buck wears the headphones, but since he could still hear the pipes, he turned the music up. Disco Bear's ears burst and he bleeds to death. Mouse Ka-Boom didn't seem to mind since he was deaf.

Flaky runs outside to avoid the music. However, the noise causes the glass window to shatter and slice Flaky to pieces. Josh passes by talking on his cell phone, but is also sliced by the glass. Petunia, the person Josh was talking to, hears the noise and her ears burst. Back inside, Buck turned the headphone music at such a loud volume that he exploded.

Crazy walks into the lounge in hopes of playing his saxophone. Unfortunately, McPipes begins an encore performance. The noise causes Crazy to snap. He grabs one of Mouse Ka-Boom's grenades and throws it into one of the pipes of the bagpipe. The grenade gets lodged up McPipes' throat and he suffocates before fainting. Mouse Ka-Boom claps unaware of the music, and McPipes stands back up and bows. Before the episode ends, the grenade causes him to explode.

Moral
"He who pays the piper calls the tune!"

Deaths

 * 1) Chuck's head exploded.
 * 2) Disco Bear bleeds to death.
 * 3) Flaky and Josh are cut by glass.
 * 4) Buck exploded from the volume of the headphone music.
 * 5) McPipes blew up from the grenade.

Injuries

 * 1) Petunia's ears burst.
 * 2) McPipes suffocates and faints.

Trivia

 * This is McPipes' debut.
 * The moral is the same as the one from In a Jam.