User blog comment:TheJoshinator2015/How should Waddles die?/@comment-25629182-20151009205933

Grinding his face open on a pottery wheel

Harpoon ingredients him in the gut many times while in the air

Slowly cutting him open with his own bones after snapping them in half

Burying him in super packed snow before (somehow) pouring lava on him

Feeding him Piranhas that were knocked out and eat him from the inside

Playing a game of hop scotch with his body with his heart on the outside of his chest