Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28396600-20180827000654/@comment-28396600-20181124041553

Top 10 Things You Would Hate To Find Out on Ancestry.com:

1. Your great grandfather was Adolf Hitler's best friend.

2. That cougar you're dating is actually your long lost aunt and neither of you even realize it.

3. You can trace your family history all the way back to Adam and Eve......and you also just wasted tons of perfectly good days of your life attempting to get that far back.

4. Your last name, Johnson, is actually just a cruel nickname given to your great grandfather because he was a well known dick.

5. One of your great grandfathers is the one who persuaded Abraham Lincoln to take his wife on a date to the theater.

6. The biggest accomplishment anyone in the history of your family has ever made is the fact that your great, great uncle is the one who invented circus peanuts.

7. You are a distant relative of the doctor who killed Michael Jackson.

8. You have no ancestry and have been nothing but a lonely person's tulpa all this time

9. One of your ancestors painted The Last Supper.....on the back of a school wall with spray paint and got expelled for it.

10. You are actually related to Orville and Wilbur, the two guys who hang work at the gas station downtown (not the much cooler Wright brothers with the same name).