You Can't Cats Me

You Can't Cats Me is an episode of HTFF.

Starring

 * Hippy
 * Honey

Featuring

 * Stone
 * Lumpy
 * Mole

Appearances

 * Emily & Kit-Kat
 * Whiskers (on food bag)

Plot
Hippy walks outside to get the morning mail. He turns around to see that he left the door open, and Honey runs outside. Hippy chases after his cat until Honey winds up stuck in a tree. Hippy facepalms in disapproval. He runs into his garage to find something he can use to get Honey down.

Next door, Stone comes out in time to see Hippy about to cut the tree down with a chainsaw. Stone stops Hippy in his tracks, telling him to find another way to get Honey down. Hippy buys a big bag of cat treats from the store. Hauling it to his yard, he shakes it in order to lure his cat down the tree. However, the bag manages to attract cats from all over the neighbourhood, including a wild puma. Honey watches from the branch as his owner is savagely mauled.

After treating his wounds, Hippy calls the fire department. A big red firetruck quickly arrives to his house. Lumpy and Mole hop off with a hose, until the former is stopped by Hippy. He points to Honey stuck on the branch. Lumpy climbs a ladder and grabs the cat, who fearfully hangs onto the branch with his claws. Eventually the branch is torn off and Lumpy tumbles down the ladder, being mangled as a result. The branch pierces the Mole through his head as he was hosing Hippy's house, flooding it from the inside.

Honey hangs onto the tree for dear life as his claws slowly come loose. No longer able to hold on, he falls, but Hippy catches him in the nick of time. Hippy opens his front door for water to blast out. The door smashes him against the tree and the water blasts a hole through it. The tree falls over, crushing the bag of cat treats and covering Stone with powder made of said treats. Honey and various other cats hungrily gaze at him and end up mauling him to death.

Deaths

 * 1) Lumpy is mangled by the ladder spokes.
 * 2) Mole is impaled by a branch.
 * 3) Hippy is smashed by his front door.
 * 4) Stone is mauled by cats.

Trivia

 * Whiskers' head can be seen on the cat treat bag.
 * Stone's death is similar to Lumpy's death in Pet Peeve.