User blog comment:Brittonbubba/SAFE FOR WORK Random blog for anyone./@comment-762531-20130222204023/@comment-762531-20130223103105

Raphael: You dare to go up against this fearsome, demonic weapon said to be the strongest in the world... *Laughs*

Mel: Well, OP ranged weapons would make this unfair, so... DEATH!!!

Death: SUPFAGGOTEVERPLAYMETROIDPRIME???!!! *Takes away all of the most powerful ranged weapons* LATER, BITCH!!!