The Dark Crystal

Crystal (Neiz) becomes afraid of the dark

Plot
The episode starts off with Crystal watching a horror movie called Murdergator and the Three Eyed Chronic Masturbator from Hell about an alligator and his alien partner who murder people and also enjoy watching hentai in their off time. That night, Crystal tries to sleep but ends up wetting the bed. She then looks at the camera and says,

"Pissy situation wasn't it?" and cricket chirps can be heard from a distant. After that she tries to fall back asleep, but still can't sleep because of the scary movie. Eventually, she is able to sleep but has a nightmare about being surrounded by a bunch of monsters, goblins, and famous cartoon villains (Skeletor, Cobra Commander, and The Joker to name a few). Crystal wakes up screaming her head off and then feels the urge to pee. She runs into the bathroom but unknowingly slips over a bar of soap and breaks her neck. Blood spurts everywhere and then Crystal dies with her final words being,

"What kind of sick person would make a show like this?" and it cuts to Nelson from The Simpsons drawing Crystal saying Bart Simpson's famous catchphrase,

"Ain't I a stinker!" and then he looks at the camera and does his signature

"Haw-haw!" laugh.

Allusions
The episode's title is based off of the Jim Henson film, The Dark Crystal.

Additionally, The Skeksis from the Dark Crystal can be seen in Crystal's dream.

Skeletor, The Joker, Cobra Commander, Cookie Monster, Shredder from TMNT, Mumm-Ra from Thundercats, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Megatron, Boba Fett, Sideshow Bob, Bowser, Sauron, Maleficent, and Lord Voldemort appear in her dream as well

Goofs
Crystal appears to be shorter in one scene

One Crystal gets off of her bed the pee suddenly disappears