You Stoopid American!

You Stoopid American! is a fanon episode.

Starring
Pierre

Howdy

Featuring
Atwater

Appearances
Zane

Cass

Creamy

Rio

Blu

Plot
Howdy walks into a resturant and sits down. He proceeds to order a beer and a cheeseburger, elsewhere, near the airport. Pierre arrives in America with Zane, they look around for a place to eat and notice the same resturant Howdy is in. They enter it and Zane gets himself and Pierre a table.

Pierre is waiting when he notices Howdy eating a cheeseburger and drinking a beer. Disgusted by this, he shoves Howdy's cheeseburger and beer off the table, and gives him frog legs and wine instead. Howdy grabs the wine bottle and throws it straight at Cass, the bartender. it breaks in his face and glass shards get stuck in his face, and he falls. He gets up weakly, but Howdy throws the frog legs at him. And the plate delivers the fatal blow.

Pierre is ticked off to the point of ripping Howdy's cowboy hat to shreds with his teeth. One piece lands in Creamy's soup, he eats it by accident and chokes to death on leather. Howdy screams and proceeds to do the same to Pierre's hat, causing Pierre to scream and shatter the windows.

The two brawl each other, stools break into two, and tables split as the stooges throw each other on them. Pierre pins Howdy to a wall and breaks his arm, Howdy screams and runs off for help. He takes out a cellphone and calls for help.

A few seconds later, Atwater busts in and has a sword with him. He tries to slice Pierre into two but Pierre dodges. And instead he beheads Rio and Blu, who were on a date. Atwater screams and throws the sword at PIerre but fails to hit him. Then a second fight breaks out

Howdy walks in with his broken arm and checks to see how everything is going. But the entire resturant falls and crushes him. along with almost everyone inside.

Pierre and Zane, the only survivors, emerge from the rubble. Zane gives Pierre a dirty look and Pierre shrugs his shoulders.

Moral:

"Don't forget about Canadians, Eh?"

Deaths

 * Cass is impaled by glass
 * Creamy chokes on leather
 * Atwater accidently beheads Rio and Blu
 * Howdy and Atwater (Debatable) are crushed when the resturant falls on them

Injuries

 * (Before Death) Cass is impaled in the face by a broken wine bottle
 * Howdy breaks his arm, thanks to Pierre

Trivia

 * This is one of the few episodes where Blu and Rio are shown dating
 * This is the first time Cass appears without Cliste
 * (Debatable) This is the first time Atwater dies