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Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem, HTF Version): Holy shit. *Pulls out a shrink ray and then shriks Mel*

Mel: Thank you!

Duke Nukem: *Gives her a few bucks* Shake it, baby.

Mel: R-Really? (Wow, one of the few men who pays attention to me in the way I want it.) *Starts dancing*