Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29942783-20180403112452/@comment-37627195-20181229022612

Dora the Explorer:The educational children's show who teaches your children wonderful life lessons such as:

-It's okay to run away from home and go into the jungle for "exploration".

-When someone is robbing you all you have to do is shout "SWIPER NOT SWIPING!" and you'll be saved.

-When you shout at the TV screen, you can communicate with your favorite characters.

-Monkeys make adorable pets. Although my cousin had a pet monkey when she was a kid, that little monster was about as far from cute as you can get. He was rowdier than the Tasmanian Devil (jumping on everything, almost attacking people), he even got so crazy that they were forced to put him in a zoo somewhere. Yeah, little Boots would totally make the best pet!

-The show even teaches your kids the best way to write a wonderful song that will be remember for years to come,

"I'm the map,

I'm the map,

I'm the map,

I'm the map,

I'M THE MAP!"

Wow, what a beautiful song that is. Generations of future songwriters should use that glorious piece of heavenly music as inspiration. Look at those well crafted words, it's the most creative and original song I've ever heard.