Milkin' It (New Version)

Trixie and Marge Simpson run out of a barn, carrying a cow, while Nelson Muntz chases and shouts after them. The thieving girls toss the cow into a hot air balloon and fly away with their prize. Nelson grabs onto the rope hanging down from the balloon, only to get dragged across the ground. His clothes are torn off, his stomach gets scraped, and he is dragged through the circular opening of the pivot the balloon was tied to. This tears the skin off of the upper half of Nelson's body and compresses the size of his body, killing him.

Trixie and Marge laugh at Nelson, but then turn to find that the balloon is headed straight for a power line. A bird lands on the power line and is instantly vaporized, leading Trixie and Marge to lighten the load of the balloon. They begin by throwing multiple heavy objects out of the balloon. Still on a direct course for the power line, Trixie begins milking the cow while Marge pours the milk out of the balloon.

Eventually the cow is out of milk, but they are still headed for the power line. Trixie shrugs, unsure of what to do, but Marge has a plan to clear the power line. Marge cold heartedly throws Trixie out of the balloon, where she is gruesomely impaled on a pine tree.

The balloon makes it over the power line, and Marge begins jumping up and down in celebration. The basket she's jumping on breaks, however, causing Marge to grab onto the cow's udders for dear life. Marge sees that the balloon is headed for a fast-moving windmill, and because she is hanging below the basket, Marge begins getting cut by the blades.

Her intestines get caught on one of the blades, and her spinal cord is torn by her refusal to let go of the cow. Marge is spun around the windmill several times before she finally stops, dead. The cow gets out of the balloon, which lands nearby, and begins eating some grass. Before the episode ends, the cow's udders swell up.