Stilted Speech

Stilted Speech is a HTFF episode that is the debut of the 84th season and Stilton the gerbil on stilts.

Starring

 * Stilton

Featuring

 * Jerky
 * Eeno, Arno and Akno

Appearing

 * Todd

Plot
The episode begins with a crowd standing before an outside stage waiting for a speech, The person giving the speech happens to be Stilton who struts onto the stage, having to duck down to avoid hitting a flag banner. He then walks up to a podium with a it an start to speak, however none of the crown can hear him as the mic is far below him. In the crown, Akno notices this and rushes onstage to help. He attempts to rais the mic but is unable to so he calls up his brothers and the three stack up with Akno at the top holding the mic.

Stilton is now heard as the mic is by his mouth and Jerky starts to boo. Hearing this, Stilton looks down at the crowd to see who is booing and quickly realizes how high up he is. He begins to shake as he struggles to stay up and seeing this Jerky decides to make things worse by tossing fruit. Fruit misses Stilton because of how high up he is, but hits the monkey triplets, nearly knocking the trio down, however an apple then strick the mic and bottom pole finally extends and impales all three siblings.

The crowd freaks and is sent into a panic while Jerky laughs and keeps tossing fruit. Meanwhile Stilton waddles dizzy and ends up stepping on a banana. This causes him to fall over the front of the stage and the top of his his head is sliced off by the flag banner. The rest of his body falls and his left stile lands on Jerky, smashing him.

The episode ends with Todd rushes onto the stage, only to slip on a banana as well.

End Tag
"Don't be Afraid to Speak Up"

Deaths

 * 1) Eeno, Arno and Akno are impaled by a mic pole.
 * 2) The top of Stilton's head is sliced off.
 * 3) Jerky is smashed by a stilt.

Injuries

 * 1) Eeno, Arno and Akno are hit by fruit.
 * 2) Todd slips on a banana peel.