Bone to be Wild

Bone to be Wild is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Cryptie tries to capture Sir Gron.

Starring

 * Cryptie
 * Sir Gron

Appearances

 * Takeda Nokashi
 * Pharaoh Wrappy
 * Josh
 * Hippy
 * Flaky

Plot
On a cloudy and foggy night, Cryptie wanders the dark woods in search for forest ghouls. An owl hoots and he turns around, then gets disappointed by his dumb luck. Just then, he sees a light. Peeping from behind the trees, he sees Sir Gron sitting near a campfire. Cryptie believes this is a zombie descending from hell.

Sir Gron feels somewhat scared, having heard a ghost story, hoping something doesn't pop out of the woods. Cryptie pops out and scares Gron. Cryptie grabs a stick with marshmallows and uses it to smash Sir Gron to peices, eating the marshmallows as he does. He drops Gron's body parts into the fire one by one, assuming he is returning the creature to its realm.

Sir Gron's head tries to hop away, but Cryptie catches it and throws it in the fire. Takeda Nokashi and Pharaoh Wrappy arriving to camp. Cryptie tells the undead characters to leave before they end up like their friend, showing them Sir Gron's arm. Takeda and Wrappy look at each other, then decide something must be done. Wrappy curses Cryptie and turns him into a marshmallow. Takeda uses his samurai sword to slice Cryptie's head open, and roasts his impaled marshmallow brain over the campfire.

Josh, Hippy, and Flaky set up camp and sit around the campfire. Hippy tells them a ghost story, which terrifies Flaky, but Josh is convinced that ghosts aren't real. Gron's head pops out of the campfire and causes all of them to scream in horror.

Moral
"Don't get lost in the woods!"

Deaths

 * 1) Cryptie is decapitated.
 * 2) Sir Gron may have possibly burned to death (debatable).

Injuries

 * 1) Sir Gron is taken apart and burned.

Trivia

 * When Cryptie is turned into a living marshmallow, he slightly resembles the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.
 * Despite being turned into a marshmallow, Cryptie still had blood.
 * This is the first episode where all the undead characers are seen.