100-Yard Bash

Starring

 * Ale

Featuring

 * Russell
 * Toothy
 * Clumsy
 * Giggles
 * Superspeed
 * Sniffles

Plot
Ale is in the olympics playing football with Russell. She flips out due to a goal an kicks the ball at Russell's head decapitating him. She then goes up to Toothy, who is javalin-throwing, and throws a javalin and impales him in the eye. She cuts Clumsy in half with a pole-vaulting pole. She trips Giggles while she was running causig the top of her head to crack exposing her brain. She holds a pot of lava and Superspeed falls in it and she impales Sniffles with a stake.