Crime Does Pay

Crime Does Pay is season 98 episode of HTFF.

Plot
At the quiet park in the night, a scream suddenly heard nearby. It's revealed to be heavily injured Sheila tries to crawls away from Zet. Zet then grabs her head and punches her while kicks weakened Sheldom on the ground. Sheldom shows the money that the siblings stole to Zet so Zet can free them off. Zet sees and grabs it while kicking Sheldom. Zet agrees to let the siblings away and enters his car. Sheila tries to help out Sheldom but only get ran over by Zet.

At the police station, Zet is happily counts some money meanwhile some police feel suspicious towards him. Savaughn then appears at his desk and ask him for some help. He shows the picture of Lifty and Shifty robbing the bank and Zet immediately go find them. Savaughn just saw him drives away and went back to the station.

At the museum, Lifty and Shifty just came out from the museum with some valuable stuff. Just before they could even react, Zet suddenly shot Shifty's foot and hit Lifty's head with his bat before fires a taser behind them. Both of them fall into the ground before Zet steps on Shifty head. Shifty begs him and offers him the money. Zet takes all their money and let them free. Senior sees this and complains but Zet fires his taser to him. Senior then falls into his museum stuff and get crushed by the statue.

Back to the police station, Zet once again relax at his desk and counts the money he got. Savaughn angrily ask him about the thieves but Zet just ignores him. Savaughn decided to do the job by himself, leaving Zet behind. Paws then appears ask him where he got the money and grabs it from Zet. Zet begin to angry and fires his taser to Paws. Paws wanted to fight back but accidentally fires it to outside, hitting the trucker Walter, causing him to crashes into Jazz at the sidewalk and explodes. Paws sees her mistake and ran to the window to see it but tripped by Otus, causing her to fall and splatters into the ground.

Savaughn then appears with Crafty, who is arrested for stealing. Zet later grabs her and tosses her into the jail. Before he leaves her, Zet quickly takes the money that she hides before slams the cell door. The cell door anyway breaks and falls onto Crafty, splits her into pieces. Zet once again happily counts the money while walking until Savaughn blocks his way. Zet happily shows him the money but Savaughn takes and throws it away. The money fly out of window and slices Squabbles' eyes outside. He running and screaming in pain before his head get hit by a sign, cutting his head in half.

At Richie's house, Lifty and Shifty once again stealing Richie's stuff before encounters Savaughn at the door. They shocked and ran into the backdoor, only get punched by Zet. Both of them offer him some money again. Zet, as usual, accepts it and let them go. Savaughn angrily scolds him and takes the money before both of them get into a fight.

Meanwhile, Lifty and Shifty happily drive away from the area until the tires popped by something, causing them to crash into the tree. In the same time, Zet pushes Savaughn away to get the money but only get crashed by the van into the tree. Savaughn sees what's happened and sees Flaps saluting as he is the one who set the military spike strip on the road for no reason with money fly around him, ends the episode.

Moral
"Though the bribe be small, yet the fault is great!"

Deaths

 * Sheila and Sheldom are ran over by Zet.
 * Senior is crushed by a statue.
 * Jazz is crashed into the building by a truck.
 * Walter is died inside the explosion.
 * Paws is splattered into the ground.
 * Crafty is sliced into pieces by the cell door.
 * Squabbles' head is sliced open.
 * Lifty and Shifty are crushed into the tree.
 * Zet is ran over by the van.

Injuries

 * Sheila and Sheldom are badly beaten by Zet.
 * Shifty's feet get shot meanwhile Lifty's head is hit by a metal bat before both of them get shot by a taser, twice.
 * Senior is shot by a taser.
 * Walter is shot by a taser.
 * Squabbles' eyes are sliced by money.

Trivia

 * This marks Sheila's and Sheldom's second appearance outside of Aussie Outback Friends. Also their official appearance after AOF was cancelled.
 * The title is derived from the phrase "Crime doesn't pay".
 * Squabbles' fate is similar to Toothy's fate in "A Sight of Sore Eyes" meanwhile Lifty and Shifty suffer the same fate from "Doggone It".
 * This episode shows how cruel Zet towards the criminal and also do another type of crime, bribery.