The Way You Make Me Wheel (LMF version)

As Patrick Star drives his car down a long desert highway, he begins shaving his face. Because he's focused on his rear view mirror, he doesn't see a mother duck leading her ducklings across the road until it is almost too late. Swerving at the last second, Patrick Star misses hitting the ducks but accidentally slashes his throat with his razor.

Patrick Star begins bleeding profusely, and his blood splatters all over his windshield, obstructing his view of the road. He tries turning on his windshield wipers, but because the blood is on the inside of the windshield, this has no effect on the situation. Eventually, one of Stuty's tires hits a bump in the road and he comes to a stop after his tire flies off.

Luckily for Patrick Star, Spongebob's tow truck wasn't too far behind and Spongebob stops to lend a hand. Somehow, unseen by the viewer, Spongebob jacks up Patrick Star's car and begins to work on changing the tire. Happy at the assistance he's receiving, Patrick Star goes to work on cleaning the blood off of his windshield. He's surprised to learn, however, that his throat is still bleeding, indicating he probably slit his jugular vein.

Spongebob continues to work on Patrick Star's car, but his actions still cannot be seen by the viewer. Inside the car, Patrick Star has finished wiping the blood from his windshield, but he continues to bleed, and has become quite pale, and woozy, indicating that he is suffering blood loss. His car lurches, and moves back to the ground as Spongebob finishes his task, happily saying to Patrick Star, "Off you go!".

Patrick Star, now even paler than before, continues to bleed. He laughs, and wearily thanks Handy for his help. Patrick Star shifts gears, and accidentally puts his car in reverse. As Spongebob walks in front of his truck to collect his tools, Patrick Star's car pins him against his truck. Spongebob screams in pain while Patrick Star, unaware of the fact that his car is in reverse, floors his gas pedal in an attempt to move forward.

Eventually, Spongebob's foot gets caught by the tire on Patrick Star's car that he just replaced and Spongebob gets dragged downwards. Because he's pinned so tightly between the cars, his intestines exit out of his mouth and his eyes pop out of their sockets. The remainder of Spongebob's body wraps around the tire and is continuously rolled on the ground at a fast speed.

Inside Patrick Star's car, Patrick Star has finally bled to death. A pool of blood fills the car up to Patrick Star's chest. The family of ducks Patrick Star avoided hitting earlier now swim in his blood, quacking happily. One of the ducklings dips its head into the blood and pulls up Patrick Star's razor.