Hackers Never Prosper

Hackers Never Prosper is an episode by MMB The Coolest.

Starring

 * Cream and Queen
 * Laurie
 * Westell
 * Shrimpy
 * David

Featuring

 * Electronic Eater

Plot
Cream was sitting on his laptop, breaking the fourth wall by visiting the wiki, when he seems a bit lonely. He decides to go on dating services. After he hits submit, he recieves a phone call from Laurie. This shocks him, as he has not seen her in over a year. She asks him if he is okay, and asks him to double date with Queen and Shrimpy. Cream says there is a bit of a problem as the doorbell rings.

Laurie rushes to the door and sees another porcupine hugging Cream. She sadly walks out the door, before a cordless lawn mower runs her over, with Electronic Eater chasing it. Cream goes up to Queen's room, who says she is expecting two babies. Cream congratulates her. Then she says Shrimpy is not the father. Cream decides to ask Shrimpy who the actual father is. He shows Cream a picture of Queen and David in a wedding. David shows up and says that he is really "the best OC there is."

Cream decides to microwave a burrito, but Queen steals it, and says that she is craving them. Cream sits down, upset, when the cordless lawn mower grinds him to pieces and then runs out of batteries.

As the credits roll, you can hear Electronic Eater eat the lawn mower.

Moral
"Don't cheat on your spouse."

Deaths

 * Laurie and Cream get shredded by the lawn mower

Trivia

 * As the main character is a cyborg cheating on his girlfriend, the title makes wordplay on the phrase "Cheaters Never Prosper"
 * Westell was created simply to be Cream's new date. It is unknown if she may appear again.