Milkin' It (Final Destination Version)

Ashley Freund and Ashlyn Halperin are seen running out of a barnyard, carrying a cow, while Alex Browning the farmer shouts and chases after them. The thieving brothers toss the cow into a hot air balloon, untie the anchor (rope), and fly away with their prize. Alex grabs onto the rope hanging down from the balloon, only to get dragged across the ground. His farm clothes are torn off, his stomach gets scraped, and he is dragged through the circular opening of the pivot the balloon was tied to. This tears the skin off the upper half of Alex's body and compresses the size of his body, killing him.

Ashley and Ashlyn tease and laugh at Alex, but they then turn to find that the balloon is headed straight for a power line. A bird lands on the power line and is instantly vaporized, leading Ashley and Ashlyn to lighten the load of the balloon to float above the wire to avoid being vaporized. They begin by throwing multiple heavy objects out of the balloon. This doesn't have any meaningful effect however and the balloon is still on a direct course for the power line. Ashley and Ashlyn begin to debate on who has to milk the cow to lighten it. Eventually, Ashley begins milking the cow while Ashlyn pours the milk out of the balloon with a bucket.

Eventually, the cow becomes emaciated and is out of milk, but they are still headed for the power line. Ashley shrugs, unsure of what to do, but Ashlyn has a devious plan to clear the power line. Ashlyn cold-heartedly throws Ashley out of the balloon, where she is gruesomely impaled on a pine tree through her mouth, spreading her organs on the branches like a Christmas tree.

The balloon makes it over the power line, and Ashlyn begins jumping up and down in celebration. The basket she's jumping on breaks, however, causing Ashlyn to grab onto the cow's udders for dear life. Ashlyn sees that the balloon is headed for a fast-moving windmill, and because she is hanging below the basket, Ashlyn begins getting cut by the blades, shredding her entire lower body, making her scream and groan in pain.

Her intestines get caught on one of the blades, and her spinal cord is torn by her refusal to let go of the cow. Ashlyn accidentally lets go of the cow's udders and is spun around the windmill several times before she finally stops, dead. The cow gets out of the balloon, which lands nearby, and begins eating some grass. Before the episode ends, the cow's udder slightly swells up.