Crabby's Rage

Never go by Old Fart or his house.

Plot
Old Fart was sitting outside of his house. Giggles passed by in her red 2004 Toyota Celica GT. Old Fart shot a really sharp nail in the front right tire. The car lost control and head on collided with Flippy's pickup truck. Both vehicles exploded and resulted in a huge fire. Cuddles, Toothy, Nutty, and Flaky were all skateboarding in the road. Old Fart started yelling at all of them for skateboarding. Flaky was about to punch Old Fart, but Old Fart took Flaky's skateboard and whacked her, Cuddles, Toothy, and Nutty. Petunia parked her blue 2013 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 on the other side of the road from Old Fart's house. Petunia started chatting with Lammy. Old Fart started destroying Petunia's car. Old Fart broke the windows, tailights, headlights, slashed holes in the tires, and wrote grafitti on the car with black spray paint. Old Fart was about to set Petunia's car on fire, but Petunia took the nails that Old Fart used to slash her tires and stabbed Old Fart in both eyes. Then Petunia ate a can of beans, lit a match, then farted fire, setting Old Fart's corpse on fire.

Deaths
Giggles and Flippy die in the head on collision explosion.

Flaky, Cuddles, Toothy, and Nutty all got hit by Flaky's skateboard.

Old Fart gets stabbed in the eyes by Petunia.