Cheaters Never Win

Cheaters Never Win is an episode of HTFF.

Starring

 * Jose

Featuring

 * Kendall
 * Foxy
 * Pinkie

Appearances

 * Mole
 * Handy

Plot
Foxy goes to bed one night, when she is awakened by the sound of a Spanish guitar. She looks out the window to find Jose sitting on a tree branch. He plays a song to Foxy and then blows a kiss to her. She blushes and faints with a lovestruck smile.

The next day, Jose visits the beach. Kendall is there trying to get a tan. She sees Jose and becomes infatuated. Unbeknownst to either of them, Foxy is nearby and gets shocked to see her lover hanging out with another girl. An incoming wave scares her away before she could approach them.

Later, Kendall happens to bump into an angry Foxy. They argue with each other but stop when they hear giggling from inside a nearby restaurant. Looking through a window, both are surprised to see Jose having dinner with Pinkie. She accidentally eats shrimp and chokes, too distracted to notice Kendall and Foxy, unlike Jose, who flees once seeing them.

Jose sneaks out through one of the back doors. However, he encounters Kendall and Foxy, along with Pinkie, all of whom have discovered his ruse. He tries to think of an explanation but resorts to simply running away. The girls chase after him.

In an attempt to lose the mob, Jose takes a turn through the woods and winds up at a sawmill. He slowly backs away, unknowingly walking towards a saw. But Handy shoos him off, saving him at the last second. The saw then cuts Handy in half since he got in the way. Jose thinks he's safe, when three trees fall on him, courtesy of the Mole.

It is revealed that Jose has been split into three sections from the mishap. Kendall takes his head, Foxy takes his upper torso, and Pinkie takes his lower torso and legs. They shake hands now that they each have a part of Jose to take home.

Deaths

 * 1) Handy is sawed in half.
 * 2) Jose is split by three trees.

Trivia

 * This is one of the few times Pinkie survives an allergic reaction.
 * Handy's death is similar to his other death in My Better Half.
 * Jose's death and its aftermath are similar to Giggles' demise in Loathe Triangle.