Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10581381-20181104041616/@comment-28396600-20181119070446

I just watched a bunch of old family videos and they are SO cringeworthy because I had a really bad habit of hamming it up to the camera by trying too hard to be funny and ultimately failing at any humorous attempts back then. Here are the top 10 worst jokes I heard my younger self make during the couple of hours I spent watching home videos:

1. "Who put my socks in the bread box?"

2. "Did you know that macaroni and cheese makes macaroni and cheese?"

3. "Lay your egg Mr. Hen!" (Ummm, wait a minute? All hens are female so naming a character Mr. Hen makes absolutely no sense)

4. "In his spare time, Yoda likes to go out into the Swiss Alps and start yoda-ling"

5. "A dragon is just a lizard that glued chicken wings to it's back with peanut butter,"

6. "What do you call Thomas the Tank Engine after an accident? Thomas the Train Wreck,"

7. *looking over at a bale of hay* "Wow, that's the biggest mini wheat I've ever seen!"

8. "Did you know that the kid show Little Bear got it's name because it's about a bear who's small in size?"

9. "Little Red Riding Hood once got her eyes brutally scratched out by the Big Bad Wolf," (WOW! Gruesome much!? I was five years old when I made that awful joke)

10. "Anyone who thinks my deliberately stupid jokes aren't funny might as well go hang out with Waldorf and Statler up in the balcony," (For those who don't get the reference, Waldorf and Statler are the names of the two grumpy old guys from The Muppet Show btw).

Wow, some of those quotes sound like things Gary Busey would say!