Love and War (At the SAME TIME)

Love and War is a fanfiction by Anonymous that all contributers are aloud to edit as they please (no bad language or change in character lineup please. Also no editing after the story seems to be complete).

Main

 * Flippy
 * Flaky
 * Pete Wentz

Suporting

 * Giggles
 * Lumpy

Appearance

 * Cuddles
 * Leonard
 * Penny

Plot
Flippy's been kinda down lately. He didn't want to leave the (now cobweb-covered) house but knew he needed help. He picked up the phone and dialed a number asking for an at-home therapy session. Lumpy (Dressed in a psychologist's typical uniform) came to Flippy's door and said in HTF garbled toungue "Even I'm not this lazy," refering to the cobwebs. Flippy lie down on the couch while Lumpy sat in a chair. Half an hour went by but the jury in Lumpy's head couldn't reach a verdict. He even tried HYPNOSIS for cryin' out loud! Flippy reminded Lumpy of the inkblots, and Lumpy slapped his forehead, mumbled something, and grabbed them as suggested. Lumpy braced for impact showing Flippy the first inkblot. 10-15 seconds went by and... nothin'. Lumpy was relieved and confused at the same time because Flippy just looked at it puzzled. The picture turned into Flaky from Flippy's point of view, and Flippy smiled as bright as the sun. Lumpy had shown the next inkblot to Flippy and same result. Third inkblot and...wait for it...HE KISSED IT!!! Lumpy thought (yes, "thought") to himself "I've never encountered such an odd combination of emotional shock, confusion, and a sprinkle of pity baked into THIS sort of cake. Wait...ha ha! It's echoing in here!"

Lumpy spashed water onto Flippy and he stopped kissing the paper, looked at it, and a thought hatched in his troubled little head. "Uh-Oh!"