Fly Away

Fly Away is a fanon episode of HTF.

Starring

 * Willy
 * Billy
 * Milly

Appearances

 * Hawkeye
 * Trippy

Plot
Inside their trailer house, Willy watches TV on a couch while drinking bottles of whisky. A fly buzzes in through the window and disturbs him. Willy tries to shoo it away, but it keeps coming back. This angers him to the point of bringing out his gun and shooting at it. A bullet strikes through the walls of Billy's bedroom, waking him up. Billy investigates and Willy tells him to help kill the fly. Billy grabs a shoe and looks around.

Milly is seen in her room, combing her hair at a mirrored desk. Billy passes by and spots the fly sitting on the desk. He throws the shoe hoping to hit it, but instead hits Milly, causing her to mess up her hair. She finds out Billy threw the shoe and attacks him. The fly buzzes out of the room and Willy follows it.

The fly is now in the kitchen and it perches on a bowl of fruit. Willy prepares to fire, only to see he was out of bullets. He spots a fly swatter on top of the fridge and reaches for it. The fly buzzes off just before it is hit, causing the fruit to splatter in Willy's face. He chases the fly around the place swinging the swatter. He hits a cup of hot coffee and makes it fly right onto Billy's face, boiling him.

Willy opens the oven and sees a roast turkey sitting there. He leaves it open and the fly goes inside. Having it trapped and gone insane, Willy sets the stove to high and splashes a jug of oil on it. The stove gets set aflame, but so does he, as he was still holding the jug of oil. He runs but slips, spilling oil all over the floor. The entire trailer then explodes.

Despite all this, the fly is still alive. It buzzes towards Trippy and Hawkeye sitting on a bench. The fly perches on Hawkeye's cheek and Trippy tries to hit it, missing the fly. The face slap causes Hawkeye to flip out, and she slaps Trippy so hard his eyes pop out. The fly comes back and buzzes around the corpse.

Moral
"To catch a fly, think like one."

Deaths

 * 1) Billy is boiled to death.
 * 2) Willy is either burned to death or dies in the explosion.
 * 3) Milly dies in the explosion (death not seen).
 * 4) Trippy is killed by a powerful slap delivered by Hawkeye.