I Don't Give a Flying Duck

I Don't Give a Flying Duck is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Drake is caught between a plane fight.

Starring

 * Drake

Featuring

 * Ace
 * Spitfire

Appearances

 * Pecky
 * The Mole
 * The Zebra
 * Generic Tree Friends

Plot
Drake flies in the air, oblivious to Ace watching with envy below. Ace decides he wants to fly as well, but cannot so so with his wings. Just then, Spitfire takes his plane out of a garage and polishes it. With the right opportunity, Ace hops into the plane and starts it. Spitfire picks up a sponge to continue his cleaning job, but realizes his plane was stolen. Infuriated, he rushes into his garage and comes out with an extra plane.

Just as Ace enjoys his time in the air, a bullet hits one of the wings. He turns to find Spitfire shooting missles at him. Ace turns the plane, almost hitting Drake. The mallard gets himself trapped in a dogfight between Ace and Spitfire, able to do nothing but fly for his life.

Struggling, Ace eventually drops a bomb. It lands on Spitfire's plane and sends his plane out of control. Ace makes a fist pump at his luck and proceeds with his day. Suddenly, he feels a shoulder tap and sees Spitfire has somehow made it to the back seat of the plane. Holding the bomb in his hands, Spitfire prepares to slam it down and blow it up. Meanwhile, Drake continues flying. Up ahead, the Mole pilots a large jet. Not watching the way, Drake flies into the engine and causes the jet to fall.

Just moments away from killing Ace, Spitfire and his victim are killed when the jet crashes into them. The bomb lands in a tree and Pecky makes it fall, triggering an explosion. A flash briefly covers the screen, then clears up to show the jet wrecked on the ground. Drake crawls out of the engine, having miraculously survived. He cheers in victory, only to be crushed by an inflatable slide. The only survivor, the Mole, slides down.

Deaths

 * 1) The jet crashes into Ace and Spitfire.
 * 2) Pecky dies when the bomb explodes.
 * 3) The jet's passengers (possibly including the Zebra) die in the crash.
 * 4) Drake is crushed by an inflatable slide.

Trivia

 * The Zebra is seen in one of the jet's windows.