Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-12343352-20140703223455/@comment-31739261-20160303023704

The amount of good times you won't have is immense

Time for bad

Prepare for bad times new roman

I'm gonna have an afwul experience

Guess who? It's bad

You will not find the good times you seek

I'm gonna break your clock

You're gonna have a bath, Tim

Don't come here for fun

excuseth thou, small above infantile organism that goes by the linnean classification of homo-sapiens but appears you have gone mercilessy eliminated what technically my bretheren race known to homo-sapiens as “monsters”,and by extension the person which i have a strong and blood-bonded relationship to. by the notion of what is known as “karma” i shall now proceed to forcefully offer you what can be universally agreed upon as a period of experience generally seen as unpleasant, unwanted and merciless. I shall now proceed to decimate you with rather senseless jargon of the basketball variety.

looks like you're having an uncomfortable episode

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...