Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-12343352-20140703223455/@comment-10581381-20170810113212

Shit! Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl!!! Dude we slept in again. The song is about to start. Shit! Frank. We can't miss the song. Barry wake up. What?! I'm up. I'm up. This song is such an awesome way to start every morning. It's such a super nice way showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they do for us, once they take us out the doors to the great beyond. God I love it so fucking much. Oh Shit! Oh Shit! Corn is about to start singing. Drop it corn. You got the best voice. You're the man corn. Fucking Rule! Take it away bro. Dear gods, you're so divine in each and everyway, to you we pray Dear gods, we pledge our love to you forever more We always felt we had a special bond Take us to the Great Beyond (Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food) Once we're out the sliding doors things will all be grand We will live our dreams together in the promised land The gods control our fates so we all know we're in good hands We're super sure there's nothing shitty waiting for us in the Great Beyond And every aisle thinks something different HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN CHOSEN!! But to this we all agree Boo-yah Bitches! I'm outta here. Everyone else is fucking stupid, except for those who think like me (and me, and me, and me) Out there, for all eternity we'll meditate, how fucking great Out there, we'll get to teabag everyday and more (yip hip) We'll shove the Mentos up our ass by Zeus Ve'll exterminate ze juice (und subjugate ze whole damn Great Beyond!) In here we keep our wieners in our packages that's how it is It sucks but that's the way our butts keep fresh and pure (baby baby) But once we're out the doors it's not a sin For us to let you slip it in In other words we finally get to fuck! (And Fuck!, And Fuck!, And Fuck!) (and love, and hug, and feel, and share) The gods will always care for us They won't squeeze us out their butts We cannot overstate how confident we are that our beliefs are accurate and nothing awful happens to us in the Great Beyond! Kiss my brownes yellow ass! I'm going to the great beyond mother fuckers!