Wheelin' and Dealin' (Crossover Version 2)

It's a nice, sunny day at the races for Patrick Star, Sonic and King Sire and Bowser, but King Sire and Bowser aren't ready. Their kart has no wheels and the race is about to start. Luckily, King Sire has an idea. The flag waves, and they're off, except for Patrick Star, who seems to have lost his wheels. To make matters worse, a small explosion covers Patrick Star from head to toe in soot.

As Sonic, King Sire and Bowser speed down the road, the first turn arrives, only for King Sire and Bowser to realize they have no steering wheel. Sonic laughs at the pair's misfortune, but, as he is laughing, the two steal his steering wheel. When Sonic realizes what has happened, he gives his trademark frustrated look. While they make the turn, Sonic slams into a parked ambulance and is cut in half when his kart runs underneath. His intestines fall out of his severed upper half.

King Sire and Bowser can see the finish line, tasting victory. As luck would have it, however, all four of their wheels fly off, causing their kart to fall on its side. As the kart continues sliding forward, King Sire and Bowser's heads are dragged along the asphalt. Finally, their kart comes to a stop, just missing the finish line. Patrick Star suddenly appears, sliding along in his wheeless, burned kart, claiming victory and leaving King Sire and Bowser in his dust.