Farmed and Dangerous

Farmed and Dangerous is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Josh works at a farm.

Starring

 * Josh

Featuring

 * Beef and Cud
 * Filthy

Appearances

 * Doc
 * Taily

Plot
Beef is seen feeding the animals on his farm, starting with a juicy corn cob for Cud. Filthy watches him eat with envy from the barn roof. Beef spots the crow and scares him off, accidentally spilling seeds all over Cud and getting him attacked by hungry chickens.

Doc puts the badly-injured Cud on a gurney and Beef wants to come along, but he'll need someone to take his place at the farm. Josh happens to walk by and Beef gives him a list of things to do. Doc drives away with Beef and Cud in his ambulance.

Josh performs excellently around the farm, checking off a list as he does the chores. Soon he is left with only one more job: to watch the corn field. He discovers Filthy eating corn and angrily tries to shoo him away. Filthy burps and discomforts Josh with the unpleasant smell.

He puts a scarecrow up in the field, but it quickly rots due to Filthy's odour. The pesky bird is only scared off when Josh pops out in a scarecrow costume. Josh sees he must come up with a new plan when the hay in his outfit makes him itchy.

Later, Filthy makes his way back to the farm. He spots a field selling free corn, so he swoops down. However, he smashes into the "sky" and the whole thing is revealed to be a giant canvas painted by you-know-who. Josh nods proudly at his work, when he notices the canvas board is falling over. Josh tries to run but ends up being flattened. Filthy pops his head out of the board, only to be run over by an ambulance.

Beef returns pushing Cud on a wheelchair and soon realizes his field has been squashed by a giant canvas board. He uses a hydraulic jack to lift the canvas back up, forgetting that Cud was still behind it. Just as the canvas is standing, it falls the other way and crushes Cud. Taily passes by and Beef makes him the new farmer.

Deaths

 * 1) Josh is flattened by the canvas.


 * 1) Filthy is run over by an ambulance.


 * 1) Cud is also flattened by the canvas.

Trivia

 * This marks Cud's first death.
 * Every death in this episode involves being crushed.