Carrier Pigeon

Carrier Pigeon is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Pudgy delivers mail.

Starring

 * Pudgy

Featuring

 * Lumpy
 * Ale
 * Russell
 * Flippy

Appearances

 * Generic Tree Friends

Plot
Lumpy calls Pudgy into his office, saying that there is a lot of mail to deliver. He gives Pudgy a bag of envelopes and sends him off to his duty. Pudgy has a difficult time staying airborne due to his weight.

He soon makes it to his first destination, Ale's house. He hands Ale a letter and she reads it, discovering she has been drafted for war. Ale flips out and Pudgy leaves in a hurry.

Flying over the ocean, Pudgy sees Russell stranded on an island. Upon writing a letter, he ties it to Pudgy's leg, saying it must be sent to someone who can rescue him.

Eventually, Pudgy arrives at a war camp. He gives Flippy a letter and he reads it. Pudgy is then told to deliver another message. Exhausted, he refuses to fly. Instead, he launches himself into the air with a cannon and lazily dumps the rest of the letters, killing numerous soldiers with paper cuts. Ale arrives at the battlefield to find everyone dead...except Flippy.

As Pudgy drops the letter tied around his foot, he falls. Lumpy exits the post office, when he catches Russell's letter. It indicates a skull and crossbones. Before Lumpy could respond, Pudgy crushes him.

Moral
"Use a mailbox for easy mail."

Deaths

 * 1) Numerous soldiers are cut by the letters.
 * 2) Pudgy crashes into Lumpy.