Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-12343352-20140703223455/@comment-28396600-20170810150042

A mad lib I did: 'Twas the month before Christmas, and all through the apartment,Not a creature was stirring, not even a smurf.The jockstraps were hung by the toilet with care,In hopes that St. Skeletor soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their big comfy couch,While visions of sugar-rocky mountain oysters danced in their boobies.And father's mother's brother's sister's uncle's cousin's nephew's friend's rooommate in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,Had just settled down for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the refrigerator to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew like a flash,fucked open the shutters, and raped up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,Gave the luster of mid-millenium to objects below.When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?But a gay dildo, and eight tiny care bears. With a little old driver, so lively and retarded,I knew in a moment it must be St. Skeletor.More rapid than neopets his care bears they came,And he whistled, and shat, and called them by name;"Now, Dasher! Now, Petunia! Now, Condom and Vixen!On, Brony! On Pikachu! On, Thong and Blitzen!To the top of the porch! To the top of the turd!Now licked away! Licked away! Licked away all!" And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,Down the toilet St. Skeletor came with a bound. His eyes -- how they pissed! His dimples, how motherfucking stupid!His balls were like tampons, his penis like a cool hwhip! He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,And filled all the jockstraps, then turned with a jerk.And laying his scrotum aside of his vagina,And giving a nod, up the toilet he rose. He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a bleep,And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good month!"