Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10479874-20170521170636/@comment-28396600-20171122015619

It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights! I'm time for 11 Muppet jokes on HTF Fanon Wiki tonight!

1. Why did Gonzo and Camilla get a divorce? He took her to KFC for their anniversary dinner

2. What do you call it when two gay Muppets get married? The Rainbow Connection

3. What do you call it when Miss Piggy karate chops someone out of anger? Receiving a flaming hot pork chop

4. How does Rowlf play the piano? Doggy style

5. Why did Waldorf and Statler offend millions of people many years ago? They started cracking jokes at theatre when Abraham Lincoln got assassinated

6. What horrible person killed hundreds of Pepe the Shrimp's brothers and sisters? An employee at Red Lobster

7. What remake film stars Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Animal? The Wizard of Frank Oz

8. Why did Alice Cooper star on The Muppet Show? So he could brag about it to his less famous brother Marianne Cooper. Wow, his parents must hate their sons or something.

9. What character from Fraggle Rock has a secret perverted side? Boober Fraggle

10. Why does Beaker have such large eyes? I would too if I always had someone's hand stuck up my ass

11. How did Kermit's brother die? He got into accident while trying to imitate Frogger