Fry Me To the Moon

Fry Me To the Moon is an episode of HTF Fanon. It introduces Duke Alpha, the corrupt Duke of Happy Tree Land.

Starring
Duke Alpha

Unicornius

Featuring
N/A

Appearences
Rexy Roo

Plot
Duke Alpha is seen in his throne, eating a burger, baked fries, and a chocolate milkshake with whipped cream. Unicornius comes up to Duke Alpha and says, "Sir, there's been a shortage of... what you're eating at the moment."

Duke Alpha scrambles to the freezer. Meanwhile, Unicornius is maniacally laughing, so he turns on the Freeze-o-Vacuum machine, which sucks Alpha in. Alpha tries to escape the pull, but his hands are torn off instead, and it puts him on a conveyer belt. Unicornius then turns on some torture devices in the Freeze-o-Vacuum. All of them hit Alpha's crown in intervals of a few seconds. Unicornius then tries to speed it up, which puts gashes in Alpha. The conveyer belt speed up ten times, and the torture devices speed up a hundred times. Alpha gets sliced and diced up into tiny little pieces, and then he falls in a grinder. However, his crown protects him, until Unicornius controls a robotic arm to turn Alpha over and grind him to death.

An hour later, Rexy Roo is seen in the castle, when Unicornius serves him a wolf meat burger. Rexy Roo winces at the burger, Unicornius still smiling as the iris closes.

Moral
"What's on the inside is what matters."

Deaths

 * 1) Duke Alpha is ground up.

Injuries

 * 1) (before death) Duke Alpha has his hands ripped off, gets many gashes in his back, and is sliced and diced up.