Clean Up your Acts

Clean Up Your Acts is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode introduces Jesty, as well as Eric and Ernie.

Starring

 * Jesty
 * Eric and Ernie
 * Mime
 * Twinkie

Appearances

 * Lumpy
 * Cro-Marmot
 * Generic Tree Friends

Plot
Jesty arrives at a theater and goes backstage to get herself prepared. She meets Eric and Ernie, who rehearse their stand-comedy act. Then she passes Mime pretending to be stuck in an invisible box. Jesty finally finds a spot to practice her act, but just as she is about to begin, a pie is thrown in her face.

The thrower, Twinkie, lets out a gleeful laugh. Without further interruptions, Jesty pulls out a wire and ties it across the roof. As she begins a tightrope act, Mime goes behind a row of boxes and pretends to walk down a flight of stairs. Eric and Ernie place a banana peel nearby and Mime slips on it. Watching from above, Jesty almost loses her balance, but thankfully maintains it. Unfortunately, Twinkie throws another pie at Jesty, causing her to fall off the wire.

Jesty lands on a pile of whoopie cushions, part of Eric and Ernie's act, as they pretend to fan the air. Twinkie gets into a tiny car and drives it, only to pop a tire. Mime lifts it using an invisible hydraulic jack. Meanwhile, Jesty prepares for her next trick, swallowing fire, so she ignites a stick and puts it in her mouth. Just then, Eric and Ernie set up several gas tanks and turn on a helium tank to make their voices higher. Jesty tries to resist laughing, but finds it difficult as her head starts to burn. Twinkie throws one last pie at Jesty and she spits out flames...right into the gas tanks.

Oblivious to a previous explosion, Lumpy walks backstage to call for the comedians, but sees them all dead. Luckily, Lumpy thinks of a solution. Cro-Marmot is seen standing on stage and honks a horn offscreen. The audience laughs and cheers.

Deaths

 * 1) Mime, Twinkie, Jesty, Eric and Ernie die in the explosion.

Trivia

 * Jesty is responsible for every death in this episode, including her own.