In Competention

In Competention is the premiere of the Happy Tree Friends Fanon TV series (1.1).

Starring

 * Devious
 * Splendid

Featuring

 * Zero
 * Hippy
 * Lumpy
 * Lazy

Appearances

 * The Zebra
 * Cro-Marmot
 * Generic Tree Friends

Plot
7 games of Tic-Tac-Toe in a row, and Hippy is still winning against Lumpy. While Hippy is O, Lumpy is M. No, X. No, T, U, R, Q??? Hippy's getting tired of tic-tac-toe, so he gets out what looks like Battleship. Lumpy then says both a letter and number that are off the board. Hippy sighs, and goes away to watch TV. He asks Lumpy to turn the sound up, but Lumpy instead turns it down. Hippy then gets mad and screams.

Hippy walks around town and sees a flier for Devious, saying "Can invent anything!", and in very tiny text at the bottom "as long as it is a good idea". Hippy reads the address and walks to a large tower that goes above dark clouds. He goes to the elevator, which reads "OUT OF ORDER". Hippy sees how tall the tower is, and sighs.

About a few hours later, Hippy has finally made it up and knocks on Devious' door and goes in. Devious greets him, but Hippy hops around in pain, needing to use the bathroom. Devious sighs. Meanwhile, Splendid is looking for someone to help, and he sees Lazy about to drown. A bunch of people are telling him to swim, but he is too lazy to. Splendid goes and saves him.

Hippy comes out of the bathroom and tells Devious that he needs a machine that can make the incompetent Lumpy be competent. Devious says he can do that, but thinks about making competent incompetent. He then plots something. Devious has later made an invention and he sets it to "competent" and shoots it at Lumpy, who is at his house playing his video games on a black screen. All of a sudden, Lumpy sees what he is doing and turns on his console.

Hippy thanks Devious, and when Hippy leaves, he sees the stairs again, making him sigh. Now that Hippy is gone, Devious sets the machine to "incompetent" and aims at Splendid. Splendid is hit by it. All of a sudden, a building is set alight, and Sniffles is stuck inside it. Splendid goes in the building and comes out with a rock (and flames on himself) and smiles to see "Sniffles" is safe, but Sniffles is really still in the burning building, but is set alight.

Splendid pats the fire down on hi