Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27785593-20170904230920/@comment-28396600-20180613051039

The entire long ass intro the Meat Loaf song, Everything Louder than Everything Else:

"I remember every little thing as if it only happened yesterday,

I was barely seventeen and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar,

I don't remember if it was Telecaster or Stratocaster,

But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and the voice of a horny angel,

I don't remember if it was Telecaster or Startocaster,

But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy,

It required the perfect combination of the right powerchords,

And the precist angle from which to strike!

That guitar bled for about a week afterwards,

And the blood was zoot, dark, and rich like wild berries,

The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red,

The guitar bled for about a week afterwards,

But it rung out beautifully,

And I was able to play notes that I had never even been able to play before,

So I took my guitar,

And I smashed it against the wall,

I smashed it against the floor,

I smashed against the body of a varsity cheerleader,

I smashed it against the hood of a car,

I smashed it against a 1981 Harley-Davidson,

The Harley howled in pain,

The guitar howled in heart,

And I ran upstairs to my parents' bedroom,

Mommy and Daddy were sleeping quietly in the moonlight,

Slowly I opened the door,

Creeping into the shadows right up to the foot of their bed,

I raised the guitar high above my head,

And just as I was abotu to bring the guitar crashing onto their bed,

My father woke up, screaming "STOP!" "Wait a minute, stop it boy. What do you think your doing?

"That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"

And I said "Goddammit Daddy!" "You know I love you. But you've got a hell of a lot to learn about ROCK AND ROLL!".