Murder Me Susan

Murder Me Susan is an HTFF episode where Rigg ends up buying a cursed doll. It also marks the debut of Auntie and Roller

Starring

 * Rigg

Featuring

 * Auntie


 * Arthur

Appearing

 * Dingy
 * Roller

Plot
The episode begins at Auntie's garage sale where Rigg is seen walking around, looking for something to buy. He quickly spots an old porcelain doll and falls for it. Rigg is quickly seen buying said doll and ocne thats done, he hops into his truck and sets in the seat next to him. As Rigg drives off, Auntie waves goodbye. In his truck, Rigg happily whistles as he drives, unaware that the doll is looking right at him. Suddenly music begisn blaring and confused, Rigg looks at his radio and sees the doll next to it. He shrugs and turns it off, but ocne he looks away, it turns on again. Once again, Rigg goes to turn the radio off, but the doll suddenly grabs his arm, making Rigg scream.

The doll then bites Rigg and in terror, Rigg flails his arm around in an attempt to get rid of the doll. As this occurs, he also loses control of his truck and nearly hits Roller as he crosses the street. Back in the truck, Rigg has managed to get the doll off his arm, but it opens his glove box and pulls out a gun. Rigg screams as the doll shoots at him with the gun. Bullet flie through the air and out of the truck and hits stop sign, causing it to spin wildly and then fall off its post and land on Dingy, slicing his face off.

By this time, the gun has run out of bullet and the doll just throws it at Rigg. Just then, Rigg spots something uphead and gets an idea. He steps on the gas and quickly crashes his truck into low wall, causing the momentum to send the doll flying out the windshield. Rigg is saved thanks to his seat belt and he cheers in joy until his airbag goes off. As the airbag deflates, Rigg's face is shown to have been crushed in by it.

The episode then ends with Arthur walking around when the doll suddenly lands before him. He happily picks it up and walks off. The iris closes on the dolls head as it turns to face the viewer(s)

End Tag
"Put on your doll faces"

Injuries

 * 1) Rigg is bitten by the doll.

Deaths

 * 1) Dingy's face is sliced off by a stop sign.
 * 2) Rigg's face is smashed in by his air bag.

Trivia

 * The title of this episode comes from the fact that older dolls would have names such as "Love Me Annie"