Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-12343352-20140703223455/@comment-28396600-20170803231057

Words of wisdom by Ralph Wiggum:

-The cotton candy in the attic makes my tummy itch

-Hi Lisa! Hi Supernintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding

-My cat's breath smells like cat food

-When I grow up I wanna be a principal just like Skinner or maybe a caterpillar

-I like men now

-I'm a Star Wars!

-I ated the purpleberries....they taste like burning

-This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

-I'm a brick!

-Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box

-I caught a white apple

-I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers

-Mr. Luther had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I went there. Yay, my turn is over!

-Clouds are God's sneezes

-Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life, it would be your tender kiss.

-Fireworks make my ears yell!

-That's where I saw the Leprechaun! He tells me to burn things!

-The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny

-Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office

-When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

-Me fail english? That's unpossible.