User blog comment:Brittonbubba/SAFE FOR WORK Random blog for anyone./@comment-762531-20121231173318

Beth swells up and destroys the house.

Britt: YOU RUINED MY NEO-GEO!!! WAHH!!!! OoO *Sees Beth the size of the house* Fucking shit, girl! What happened?! You're like, Trashy Tasha fat!

Beth: Huh? What are you talking about? I always have the furniture around my waist. Don't be an asshole.

Britt: I really don't want to do this but... AAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!! XD We're going to need a crane to get you out of there *Laughs more* My ass! XD

Beth: When I do get out of here, you're going to be the meat in my breakfast taco.

Sniffles: Guys, I found something out!

Britt: She looks like a giant balloon with a hat on! XD *Laughs more*

Sniffles makes a projector pop out of the ground, hitting Britt.

Sniffles: This is called a "Bovine Beauty".

Britt: That was my face, you twat. T_T

Sniffles: Women across the town are turning into small continents of cottage cheese and mountains of booty bumps from the desserts.

The projector show a Swiss roll like the ones Beth ate.

Britt: That's what Beth ate when she went after-school special! O_O

Sniffles: It contains bactria that multiplies someone's body fat by 10. I don't need to mention this was Devious's doing, but I'm going to. This was Devious's doing.

Britt: So that's what turned Beth into a glazed holiday ham. You hear that, Beth?!

Beth: GET ME OUT!!! I'M GOING TO EAT DEVIOUS'S HONEY GLAZED NUTSACK!!! *Destroys the house just to get out, the things valuable to them all surprisingly survived*

Britt: Look, you're King Kong and I get to be the one he grabs. XD OK, guys, we all have to roll Beth to Devious's lair.