Kick in the Booty

Kick in the Booty is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Scurvy captures Lifty and Shifty.

Starring

 * Scurvy
 * Lifty & Shifty

Appearances

 * Russell

Plot
Scurvy sails his ship until spotting an island. He walks into the jungle and looks around to make sure nobody is watching. Then he digs a hole and buries his treasure chest. As he leaves, Lifty and Shifty pop out of a bush and start digging. Scurvy returns to retrieve his shovel, when he discovers the bandits making off with his treasure. Lifty and Shifty try to run dragging the heavy chest, but Scurvy captures them with a net and brings them to his ship.

Lifty and Shifty are forced to swab the deck of Scurvy's ship. To increase their hardship, Scurvy gives them toothbrushes to clean the floor with. Scurvy walks into his captain's quarters, foolishly leaving the raccoons alone. Lifty and Shifty spot an opportunity and run to the floor below the ship where the treasure is hidden. However, Shifty stops at the sight of numerous booby traps. Lifty runs right into them and Scurvy shows up before he could get to the treasure.

As punishment, Lifty is lowered under the water to scrape barnacles off the bottom of the ship. Meanwhile, Shifty is chained up inside, and Scurvy locks the door to prevent him from escaping. Shifty sees the chains are rusty and breaks them off. He reaches for the key on the other side of the door and frees himself. He discovers the treasure chest a few inches away and grabs it. He tries to walk up the stairs dragging it. He makes it to the deck and runs to the edge. Unfortunately, Scurvy corners him and ruins his plot.

Shifty is tied up with his chains and pushed into the water to drown. Scurvy goes back downtairs to put his treasure chest back. While Lifty is scraping off the barnacles, a hungry shark arrives and tries to eat him. He moves out of the way and the shark crashes through the ship. The whole ship gets flooded and Scurvy gets eaten by the shark. On the ocean floor, Shifty struggles and finally gets the chains off. As he swims to the surface, the treasure chest drops on him. Lifty swims to the chest, only for the sinking ship to crush him.

Back on the island, Russell reads his map and reaches the location where Scurvy dug his treasure. Much to his surprise, the hole is empty. The episode ends with Russell making a frustrated growl.

Moral
"Never steal from a pirate!"

Deaths

 * 1) Scurvy is eaten by a shark.
 * 2) Shifty is either crushed by the chest or drowned.
 * 3) Lifty is crushed by the sinking ship.

Trivia

 * Russell's frustrated growl is similar to Handy's.