Character Interviews - Eejit

Transcript
Eejit: Hello.

Cameraman: OK, so Eejit, why do you like New Zealand?

Eejit: Are you kidding? I love New Zealnd. I was born there, raised there for most of my life.

Cameraman: Ok, so about you cousin Bruiser....

Eejit: He's just my bodyguard whenever I'm bullied.

Cameraman: OK, I've heard rumors that you have a girlfriend. Is this true.

Eejit: No, it's not.

Cameraman: OK. that will be all for now.


 * camera turns off*