Tree Friend Comedy Montage

Tree Friend Comedy Montage is a montage of funny clips, whether they were shown on an HTF(F) episode or not.

Content Warning
Pierce voices a content warning he made himself.

Bold indicates something that's true.

Italics indicates something that is partially true/hinted at.

Things that are struck through are not true.

Pierce: "WARNING: This montage MAY contain excessive amounts of immaturity, violence, gore, bad language, racism, sexism,  flying turtles, bad curtains, your grandmother, dog feces, Jackie Chan, and a partially true content warning. Some of these may be offensive to people viewing. If you're faint of heart, an over-zealous parent who will send hate mail for seeing any mature content, or a bitchasspussy, we strongly advise you not to watch this. Also, if you are under the age of 13, we strongly advise you ask your fucking parents. Mondo Media is a man animation studio for big kids only, you kids should go home and play with your underdeveloped dicks.

Knock Knock
Pierce is trying to flirt wih Melody Melancholy.

Pierce: Hey baby, knock knock, who's there? Sex. Sex who? Sex with me. *Sunglasses spontaneously appear over his eyes and he has a cigar in his mouth* BOOM!

Mel: Oohhh, that's so romantic! Call me-

Pierce: Whatever.

Zombie Cancer
Pranky tries to talk to Britton.

Pranky: Doctor, my sister has cancer...

Britt looks disappointed.

Pranky: ZOMBIE CANCER!

Britt: Hahaha, yeah! *High fives Pranky*

Britt and Pranky proceed to shoot down two zombies.

I am Meleeing its Legs! Part 1
Beth S. Alt is planning to take down a huge monster.

Beth: OK, it's going to take a lot of fire power to take this thing down, so... Oh goddammit, Splendid, what the hell are you doing?!

Splendid is hitting the monster repeatedly in the leg.

Splendid: I am meleeing its legs!

Beth: As I was saying, you're just going to piss it off.

The monster roars.

Splendid: I got it right where I want it!

Beth sighs.

Country Rock: The Revenge
Pierce plays a few notes on his guitar, but then hears a few banjo notes, the same notes as his. Pierce repeats the notes, only to hear the banjo again. Howdy then runs up to Pierce with his banjo in hand. Pierce strums a few notes and Howdy does the same. They then start playing faster and harder, trying to play each other off. Howdy then strums all the strings in his banjo, causing big stereos o come out of the ground. Pierce only has time to say "WHAT THE FU-" before a huge explosion happens.

I'm enjoying a treat, Derpsie!
Derpsie curls up into a ball, next to Ale, who turned into Alice while eating a twinkie.

Derpsie: Hey, Alice! :D

Alice: What do you want, Derpsie?!

Derpsie: I look like a huh puppy. :3 *A picture of a dog in a swimming pool appears* Hey, Alice! Whatcha doin'?

Alice: DERPSIE!!!

Derpsie: Hey, Alice, hey! :D

Alice: DERPSIE!!!

Derpsie: *turned into Navi for a little bit* Hey! :D

Alice: I'M ENJOYING A TREAT, DERPSIE!!!

Derpsie: Can you share? ._.

Is it for your face?
Britt is sulking in front of Melody.

Britt: Dammit, I forgot to take my medication this morning...

Mel: Is it for your face?

Britt: No... The one for my self-esteem...

Mel: You're not taking anything for your face?

She's... what?!
Cub is walking around while Pop is reading the newspaper, with cheerful music in the background.

Cub: Daaaaaaad, I'm hungryyyyy... T_T

Pop: *Chuckles, then lowers the paper* Tell your mum to make you a sammich. *Raises the newspaper*

Cub: Well, she's not in the kitchen...

The music stops with a record scratch, then Pop dramatically lowers his paper.

Pop: She's... what?!

(Yes, there will be more.)