Death and Taxis

Death and Taxis is an HTF Fanon episode.

Starring

 * Chompy
 * Bulky

Featuring

 * Flaky

Appearing

 * The Mole
 * Chippy

Plot
Chompy is seen driving his taxi around looking for a customer. After a while of looking he spots Flaky, signaling for a cab. Chompy honks and pull up beside her. Flaky waves and bends down to pick up her suitcase. At this moment Bulky comes by in his cab and spots Chompy so he rams into the back of Chompy's taxi and sends it forward while Bulky parks in its place. Flaky picks up her bag and gets in the taxi with it unaware its a differnt taxi. Flaky tells Bulky where shes going and Bulky drives off.

Chompy gets a bit dazed from the hit but he recovers in time to see Bulky drive by. Chompy gets angry and drives after him. Bulky looks in his rear view mirror and spots Chompy chasing him so he tries to escape. Bulky runs a red light, nearly hitting Chippy who lets out a sigh of relief only to then be hit by Chompy. Desprate to lose Chompy, Bulky swerves and drives off the road which force Flaky's suitcase to smack her in the chest and lodge her quills in the seat. Chompy sees Bulky drive off the road and follows.

Soon Chompy catches up when Bulky and the two taxis are now side by side. Bulky attempts to lose Chompy by slamming into the side of his taxi and the force rips Flaky from the seat with several quills and some skin still stuck to it. Chompy retalates and slams back causing Flaky to get stuck to the seat again. The process continues for a while and the two taxi drivers don't notice Flaky is now missing large amounts of skin or that the taxi's are heading for a cliff. Flaky does spot the cliff and jumps from the taxi just in time while Chompy and Bulky drive over the edge.

The taxis hit an incline and begin rolling down it, crushing parts of the veichales. Bulky's taxi then crashes into large boulder and explodes while Chompy's taxi rolls to a stop on a road side. Chompy crawls out of his taxi, severly hurt and begins to cry until he is then hit by The Mole's car.

Moral
"If you want to cross the river Styx, you have to pay the fare."

Deaths

 * 1) Chippy is hit by Chompy's taxi.
 * 2) Bulky dies in an explosion.
 * 3) Chompy is hit by The Mole's car.

Injuries

 * 1) Most of Flaky's skin is ripped off.
 * 2) Chompy is severly injured when his taxi crashes.

Trivia

 * 1) This is Chompy's first starring role, he previosly made his debut in Dial L for Lumpy.