Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10479874-20170521170636/@comment-28396600-20170926233524

The Top 10 Worst Things About Food You Never Thought Of:

1. Nobody gave a crap about Twinkies, until they were taken off the shelves. Then people treated them like the best thing on the whole damn planet

2. It kinda weirds me out how nautical themed restaurants always have those realistic fish decorations in the background, I almost feel like I'm being watched

3. Why would Mayor McCheese be promoting McDonald's? Wouldn't that make him a spokesperson for cannibalism?

4. We all know who The Burger King is. But where is his wife? Maybe he and the Dairy Queen are married. They never quite specify

5. Why do we still call the place KENTUCKY Fried Chicken if those restaurants exist all over the world

6. I sometimes wonder if the person who invented hot dogs was some immature dweeb who wanted to make a new type of food that resembles a penis

7. The real reason Man vs. Food got cancelled isn't because of low ratings or anything but more than likely because the guy could've gotten diabetes if he continued doing the show for another season

8. How come we have Boo Berry, Frankenberry, and Count Chocula but what about the other monsters? Unless they release The Creature with the Black Macaroons or Werewolf Cheriooooooos, I'm starting to think that whoever makes those cereals must be some sort of monster racist

9. Deadpool isn't just the funniest superhero of all time, he's also the main reason many comic book fans know what the hell chimichangas are

10. If tomatoes are a fruit, then that means that the host of beloved children's show VeggieTales, technically isn't even a veggie