Rude Feud

Rude Feud is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Jerky angers Hawkeye.

Starring

 * Jerky
 * Hawkeye

Featuring

 * Pierce

Appearances

 * Naz
 * Puffy
 * Sniffles
 * Toothy
 * Froggy
 * Foxy

Plot
The episode begins with Pierce looking though a list of people to bully. On the list he finds Hawkeye, but then recalls his last incident with her (a scene from Hawk Attack). Thus, he rips Hawkeye off the list and throws it out a window. Jerky picks it up and decides to get in on the fun.

The next day, Pierce listens to some punk music while Naz and Jerky argue nearby. Hawkeye appears in the distance and Jerky spots his opportunity. Pierce reacts in shock to see Jerky walking towards the hawk. He tries to warn him about the risks, but Jerky isn't willing to listen.

Hawkeye recieves a tap on the shoulder and turns around. Jerky blows a big raspberry in his face while dancing. Hawkeye gets angrier by the second, until she eventually snaps. She pounces on Jerky and attacks. Pierce pulls out a video camera to film the event.

Jerky gets up to leave, but Hawkeye chases after him. Soon they come up to a water park and Jerky climbs up a ladder. Hawkeye slips on a puddle and breaks one of her wings, leaving her unable to fligh or climb, so Jerky taunts her. However, she spots a valve and turns it off, deactivating the water in the slide. Jerky jumps down the now dry slide, causing the skin on his belly to peel off. By the time he reaches the bottom, the friction has turned his belly into bacon, which Hawkeye eats in victory.

Later that evening, Pierce watches the film he took, and says only a fool would dare pick on Hawkeye. Just then, Froggy is seen in front of his door. Pierce opens the door preparing to punch him, only to be knocked out with a Vulcan-like nerve pinch.

Moral
"Don't taunt the bull."

Deaths

 * 1) Jerky's belly is burnt/skinned.

Trivia

 * Jerky has very well beaten Pierce as Hawkeye's number one rival.
 * Puffy, Sniffles, Toothy, and Foxy were shown on Pierce's bullying list.
 * Jerky's death is somewhat similar to Flaky's in Let it Slide. This could have been the same water park from that episode.
 * Froggy giving Pierce a nerve pinch is reminiscent to the ending of Raging Bully (Phineas and Ferb), where Ferb uses the same technique on Buford.