Spare Me (My Version)

While bowling, Kiwi (somehow) manages to knock down nine pins leaving one pin standing which doesn't seem to satisfy her. She angrily walks away as Josh steps up for his turn. Josh has difficulty lifting his ball, so he lifts it by sucking it onto his mouth. He spins around to put some force behind his throw, but unfortunately the weight of the bowling ball causes his head to fly off his body.

His head manages to knock all of the pins over, and his head is sent to the ball return. Eary, unaware of what just happened, assumes that Josh's head is his bowling ball and sticks his fingers through Josh's eyes.

Eary begins slipping on Josh's blood and unknowingly spins around as he throws Josh's head away from the pins. Over at the snack bar, Kiwi irately sips on a soda through a straw. When she's out of soda she looks closely at the neck of the bottle, only to have Josh's head hit the back of her head.

Kiwi jerks back her head in anguish, as the bottle is now lodged in one of her eye sockets. Inside the bottle, Kiwi's eye rattles around. Her nubs try in vain to remove the bottle from her head, but all she can do is scream in pain.