Ire for Desire

Ire For Desire is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode introduces Mad and Sad.

Starring

 * Mad and Sad

Featuring

 * Snooty and Cranky
 * Ulysses
 * Pierce

Appearances

 * Oxygen

Plot
Mad and Sad arrive at a lake, where Sad hopes to go fishing with her boyfriend. However, Mad sees Ulysses digging for fossils and joins him instead. Sad is left disappointed that she has nobody to fish with. Nearby, Snooty and Cranky have an arguement over a picnic, and wound up abandoning each other. Cranky bumps into Sad and she finds the perfect replacement. So she and Cranky get on a boat and paddle away from the shore.

As Ulysses disappears underground, Snooty meets Mad. She hopes that they dig up jewels, to Mad's annoyance. Pierce comes along and Mad tells him to take his place. Pierce makes a brief attempt to flirt with Snooty, only to get slapped in the face.

Meanwhile, Cranky gets bored as he continues waiting for fish to nibble. Sad suddenly gets a tug on her fishing line and tries to reel in her catch. Cranky sees the fossil digging going on at shore, so he uses the opportunity to swim away. Sad finally brings in her catch, which turns out to be Oxygen strangled with the fishing line.

Tired of Snooty's bragging, Pierce hops into the tunnel with Mad and Ulysses. Mad's shovel hits a wall of rocks, where water is leaking out, and Ulysses suspects they are too close to the lake. In no mood to listen, Pierce takes down the rocks. A big hole appears in the lake and sucks down everything in it, including Cranky. Within minutes, a water spout shoots upwards out of the hole. Snooty's head is chopped by a shovel blade and Cranky falls right onto the handle.

On top of the water spout, Mad and Sad submerge. Mad gets onboard her boat, having missed her company. Feeling the same way, Sad hands Mad a fishing rod and they decide to do some fishing together.

Deaths

 * 1) Ulysses and Pierce were confirmed to have drowned.
 * 2) Snooty is chopped by a shovel's blade.
 * 3) Cranky is impaled on the shovel's handle.

Trivia

 * Jerky was originally in the episode before being replaced by Pierce.