Hillbilly Holidays

Hillbilly Holidays is an episode of A Jolly Happy Soul.

Starring

 * Billy, Willy, and Milly

Appearances

 * Handy
 * Santa Claus

Plot
Milly starts decorating the trailer with Christmas ornaments and tin cans. Billy sets up a bottle of beer for Santa to drink when he arrives. Willy wakes up and realizes they only have one day to prepare for the holidays. He calls his two siblings to come out with him.

Willy looks for the perfect tree to use and Billy soon spots a very tall tree in the distance. As Billy and Milly begin chopping it down, a wild turkey passes by and Willy decides to hunt down a feast. Willy chases after the turkey firing his gun in all directions. He fires wildly and quickly runs out of bullets, leaving the turkey and opportunity to attack him. Willy is pecked numerous times by the turkey until it is squashed by the tree.

Billy and Milly drag the tree to their trailer, unaware that it is too big to fit inside. Willy has prepared the Christmas feast, though Milly is disgusted by the messy slop which was once a turkey. Billy takes a bite, only to have the pine needles impale his mouth.

Milly sees their trailer has no chimney. Instead of wasting time building one, Willy runs off to find a solution. Running to Handy's house, Willy drives a crane and destroys much of the house. Handy yells at the thief as he drives off with his crane and chimney. Once back, he forces the chimney through the roof of the trailer.

That night, Willy pins cherries to the pine needles stuck in the turkey, while Billy is still removing the needles in his mouth. Milly drags in the tree through the the door and gets it stuck. Willy goes out and pushes on the trunk, impaling the tree through the trailer's wall. Billy lights up the fireplace (the space under the chimney) and sets the tree aflame, soon the whole trailer. Willy uses his alcohol to wash it off, sparking an explosion.

The chimney remains intact. Santa Claus drops down from it and sees the bottle of beer left for him. Santa takes the bottle and drinks up.

Moral
"Prepare for the holidays."

Deaths

 * 1) The turkey is crushed by the tree.


 * 1) Billy, Willy, and Milly die in the explosion.

Injuries

 * 1) Billy's mouth is impaled by pine needles when he tried eating the squashed turkey.

Trivia

 * Billy's injury is similar to one of Sniffles' injuries in Tongue in Cheek and one of Nutty's in Sucker for Love.


 * This was originally a concept for a Thanksgiving episode which just involved the turkey. It was delayed because it was too late by the time the idea came up, so the plot was later added to in order to make it Chrsitmas-themed.