Behind the Scenes: An Introduction to Behind the Tree Friends

Behind the Scenes: An Introduction to Behind the Tree Friends is an episode of Behind the Tree Friends in the "Behind the Scenes" section. This introduces all the characters as they explain what they do with this show.

Transcript
A video camera turns on as Britton is trying to adjust it properly.

Britt: Hi. I am Britton. You probably know me from critically acclaimed shows such as Happy Tree Friends. Well, what if I told you that our show is more than meets the eye? *The camera zooms out to show him in his house* This looks like my house, but in reality... *He turns and shows a big set of camera equipment* This is a set BASED on my house. C'mon, I'll give you a tour on our new spinoff, Behind the Tree Friends!

[Text comes up that says "Premise"]

Britt: The premise is simple. This is about what we do outside of the actual show. Personalities may or may not match what we are in-show, satisfaction may vary.

[Text comes up that says "Section 1: Behind the Scenes"]

Britt: This is the kind of section we're on right now. It's about the making of episodes or what it's gonna be like to make an episode. There are many things to do, like make-up!

[It shows Elizabeth trying to apply make up on Melody Melancholy to make it appear as if her neck has been impaled by a knife, but Sekai Yande and Swift are nearby...]

Sekai: It's not even like I'd like you in the first place! [She slaps Swift, who falls into the two other girls, causing fake blood to spill everywhere] Dummy! *She trots off*

Swift: *Smiling away* She wants the D.

[Cuts back to Britt]

Britt: Outtakes!

[It cuts to a clip from Ordinary Lyra where Lyra tries to pull wrestling moves on Britt and Josh]

Lyra: YOU. SAW. NOTHIIIIING- [She breaks out laughing, with Britt and Josh]

Josh: *Though his laughter* I think we oughta not punctuate that for emphasis!

[Cuts to another clip from an unknown episode]

Josh: Britt! [Forgets his line about going through an entire roll of toilet paper in a day, so he asks the similar] How the fuck do you poop so much?!

[Britt slowly turns his head to Josh, forgeting to tell him "Shut the fuck up", so he improvises like him]

Britt: Because I take a lot of laxatives! What's it to you, fuckwit?! [It shows the two laughing for half a second before it cuts off]

Britt: Mishaps!

[It shows Johnathan giving a lexture to Bytsa Dast about his swords. When Bytsa was about to pull the trigger of her gun, someone set off the "blood explosion" from Johnathan's neck too early]

Bytsa: Jesus Christ, are you okay!?

Johnathan: *Plays it off as him acknowledging that she wasn't paying attention, having the blood get on her* I became a fountain because you disappoint me.

[Cuts to Howdy and Pierce about to hit each other with their types of sting instruments, but instead of hitting the weapons together, they accidentally hit each other, causing them to cringe and have the appropriate reactions to their pain]

Britt: And just general fun in the filming process!

[Britt was lying on the ground, pretending to be the welcome mat that was in front of the entrance to his house as an excuse to get trampled, which is one of his fetishes]

Clesta: [Sees that he is doing this, slightly chuckling]

Britt: Don't you dare laugh at my fetish!

[It shows Pierce playing his guitar as practice for having to sing in the episode]

Pierce: I'm on the Hiiiighway to Hell! Hiiiighway to Hell! I'm on the Hiiiighway to Hell! Hiiiighway to Hell!

Bun: [Off-camera] You can't sing, shut up!

Pierce: *Flips him off* Fuck you!

Vanilla: [Off-camera, too] When and where?

[Text appears that says "Section 2: Filthy Friends"]

Britt: In a bunch of short clips, I'm going to sum up what the section is and why we get noise complaints.

[Cuts to a bunch of the characters doing a bunch of random things, screaming, exaggerated laughing, and more]

Britt: Next, our Let's Play and game streaming section.

[Text appears that says "Section 3: Treedashijiru"]

Britt: This is where we play video games. This is probably going to be where most jokes about the relationships between us originate from. Well, except between me and Chris.

[It shows that Britt and Chris are in a romantic relationship. They are playing a game together that requires vigorous teamwork.]

Chris: This is pretty easy when you play with someone. Not that it's a bad thing.

[Britt was at Chris's feet, willingly acting as a footstool while playing the game, then it cuts back to Britt at the camera]

Britt: Yes, me and Chris are engaged. Real life writes the thing. Anyway, back to actual jokes.

[It shows Bun raging while playing an incredibly hard game (Shin Megami Tensei IV)]

Bun: Bullshit, my speed is higher than yours!

[Cuts to Kaliyah playing Boom Blox trying to judge if adults, let alone kids should play it]

Kaliyah: This game is so fun! You can throw things at bigger things!

[Cuts to Damia playing Dead Rising]

Damia [Bashing though the armies of the undead with a baseball bat] Poom! Poom! Poom! Poom! Poom! Poom!

[Wolfle, First, Broken, and Pranky are playing Super Smash Bros. together, with Wolfle losing]

Wolfle: This game sucks!

Broken: *Looks at her as if she actually meant it, then, after staring at her for a bit, he actually says something* ey b0ss fuck u man.

[Gloomy is playing Persona 3, and then sees the Protagonist use the Evoker (which is shaped like a gun) on himself]

Gloomy: Yeah. That's some nice imagry. Especially for someone with clinical depression like me.

[Cuts back to Britt]

Britt: And last but not least... [Holds up a bunch of board games] You think this is a game?!

[Text appears on the screen that says "Section 4: You Think This is a Game?!"]

Britt: We play non-video games. Board games, card games, Jenga, all that good stuff.

[Proceeds to show Bun flipping a table which had Monopoly, then it cuts to Britt, Chris, Howdy, and Pierce playing Cards against Humanity]

Howdy: The school field trip was ruined by.... [Reads off the cards given to him] Drive-by shootings... [chuckles] Sexual tension....[Bursts into laughter] Incest! That card wins!

[Britt stands up in a victory pose, then it cuts back to him at the camera]

Britt: And that's it. More people will come on as they please, so stay tuned! G'night everybody!

[Cuts to a "family picture" of the current cast with "See ya!" written on it]