Ordinary Lyra

Ordinary Lyra is an episode of HTFF. It introduces the Lyra, the rabbit, and it showcases her day in school.

Starring

 * Lyra

Featuring

 * Britton
 * Josh
 * Lumpy

Appearances

 * A bunch of other female characters

Plot
Lyra walks into her school. She takes off her sweatshirt and exposes her pink hair and glittery shirt. As she walks into her classroom, she sees Josh and Britton discussing drawing and art. Britt quickly sketches Josh down, in a cutesy anime style. Josh then sketches down on a paper quickly, showing Britton drawn in an incredibly beautiful and realistic. Lyra then goes into the conversation, saying that she can draw too. Both the boys seem interested. She then draws something down faster than either of them. She holds them up, and it's a picture of the two boys drawn in a bishounen art style, in different poses of them making out with each other. After Lyra realizes she drew yaoi of them and sees them both visibly disturbed, she suplexes Britt, breaking his skull, and then uses a back beaker move on Josh, nearly splitting him in half.

Later, is shows Lyra at gym with her coach Lumpy. As Lumpy blows the whistle, Lyra begins running on the track. Her legs move so fast and so recklessly, she speeds in front of all the other girls, kicking up dust and stones, which pierce many parts of the girls. Lyra began running the entire one-mile track within minutes. However, she moves so fast that she trips on one of the corpses from earlier, causing her to trip, then hit Lumpy so hard that she impales him through the stomach. This also causes her face to skid on the ground, skinning her face and killing her.

Deaths

 * Britton's skull is broken from a suplex by Lyra.
 * Josh is almost split in half by one of Lyra's back breaker moves.
 * Lyra kicks up so many stones, it kills all the girls she was supposed to be running the mile with.
 * Lyra's body impales Lumpy's stomach.
 * Lyra's face is peeled off from skidding real far.

Quotes

 * Lyra: *Drew her yaoi of Britton and Josh, showing it to them* "See? I can also draw!"
 * [She realizes both boys are disturbed that she drew porn of them and showed it to them]
 * Lyra: "YOU SAW NOTHING!" *She pulls off wrestling moves on them*


 * Lumpy: "Ready, set, go-" *Lyra runs so fast, she kicks up all the stones which impale the other girls* "Big winner."

Trivia

 * The title of this episode is a reference to Nichijou, which translates to "My Ordinary Life". The exaggerated events in this episode are also a reference to Nichijou.