Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10581381-20181104041616/@comment-4241330-20190414041653

NewandImprovedGizmo19 wrote: You know how the DC Comics universe has all those Bizarro versions of characters that switch their personalities completely? What if the HTF universe has a Bizarro dimension as well...…

May I introduce you to the Unhappy Forest Enemies

1. Bizarro Cuddles - This sickeningly sensitive bunny has a massive phobia of rule breaking. He would never in a million years do any reckless stunts or even so much as confuse his salad fork with his dessert fork. Bizarro Cuddles is a very classy and prudish individual who shuns upon hoodlum pranks and other such crazy antics.

2. Bizarro Giggles - This evil chipmunk is basically the HTF equivalent to a Captain Planet villain. She absolutely hates the environment with a passion and is always plotting schemes to turn planet Earth into a desolate wasteland.

3. Bizarro Lumpy - This highly intelligent moose is the most respected scientist to ever live in Bizarro Tree Land. He's basically the moose equivalent of Albert Einstein. In addition to his many scientific discoveries that are too extensive to list, he also works as a college professor that all his students respect and admire for the genius he is.

4. Bizarro Nutty - When Bizarro Nutty was a child, he was often bullied by other children for having a distinct difference from everyone else:He HATES candy and all other sweets with a passion. While all his friends were out trick-or-treating, Bizarro Nutty would spend Halloweens alone in bed, sleeping the day away during his childhood. Even seeing a picture of a dessert-type food is enough to make him feel physically ill.

5. Bizarro Petunia - This dirty, filthy skunk is nothing short of the HTF equivalent to Oscar the Grouch. She lives in the city dump and has a bad habit of gleefully jumping into mud puddles.

6. Bizzaro Flaky - Bizarro Flaky was practically born fearless. She's regularly watched the most over the top horror movies religiously since she was 2-years-old, she does dangerous stunts that would make even Johnny Knoxville faint, and she will proudly do anything for attention (no matter how scary or life threatening that thing may be). If someone asks her to steal a hungry grizzly bear's food, Bizarro Flaky will gladly do it. If someone suggests she jump off a cliff in a shopping cart, she'll immediately do that incredibly stupid stunt without any hesitation.

7. Bizarro Handy - This lazy beaver does nothing but lay on the couch and watch TV. His parents always wanted him to be a carpenter when he grew up but he always refused to do so and is now a full on couch potato purely out of spitefulness towards his "nagging parents".

8. Bizarro Splendid - Bizarro Splendid is the most hateful and evil being to ever walk the Earth. He spends most of his time robbing banks, murdering innocent bystanders, snorting crack, and jacking cars.

9. Bizarro Lifty and Shifty - These two are a beloved comedy duo of two hilarious raccoons. Heavily inspired by Laurel and Hardy, the raccoon brothers are known for doing slapstick comedy sketches and putting them online for the world to see. It seems as though the only goal they have is to make others laugh and smile at times when they need it most.

10. Bizarro Disco Bear - This grunge loving bear is a male feminist if you've ever seen one. He has spent almost his entire life fighting tooth and nail for women's rights. He will stop at nothing to make sure all the females of Happy Tree Land get the respect they deserve. In addition to women's rights, his other passion is 90s grunge music. His wardrobe is made up almost entirely of Nirvana shirts and his prized possession is an autographed album signed by the one and only Kurt Cobain himself.

11. Bizarro Mime - Unlike his HTF counterpart, this talkative deer is the chattiest creature you'll ever come across. He works as a motivational speaker and Morgan Freeman-esque narrator. He naturally talks so fast that even the Micro Machines Man himself admitted that Bizarro Mime is the fastest talker he's ever heard. This is brilliant! How about some more?

12. Bizarro Sniffles: A diaper-clad, dangerously retarded anteater whose IQ is the equivalent of Peter Griffin, Patrick Star and Jeffy from SML (maybe even lower).

13. Bizarro Pop: An abusive father who actively neglects his son.

14. Bizarro Cub: Despite his young age, he has developed sadistic, homicidal tendencies from his neglectful upbringing and often kills his father out of rage.

15. Bizarro Toothy: A beaver with no teeth, presumably having lost them.

16. Bizarro Russell: A sea otter who is a bloodthirsty viking instead of a friendly pirate.

17: Bizarro Mole: Has excellent vision thanks to his freakish bulgy eyes.

18. Bizarro Flippy: A racist nazi who tries to start wars. Harbors a good version of himself deep in his subconscience that tries to force him to change.

19. Bizarro Lammy: A black sheep who talks with spirits only she can see. Keeps a radish with her.

20. Bizarro Mr. Pickles: A pickle that is for some reason alive and animate in everyone's eyes, but nobody questions it.

21. Cro-nosaurus Rex: A dinosaur that was thawed from ancient ice, tends to ravage and eat people.