Sgt. Britt Episode 1

Sgt. Britt Episode 1 is like a parody of Sgt. Frog Abridged. The differences is the setting and characters.

This is one of the no-death episodes.

Starring

 * Jen-Jen
 * Pete
 * Britton

Featuring

 * Ginny
 * Toadette
 * Annie

Appearances

 * Sniffles
 * VJ

Transcript
Narrorator: In the skies above the quiet city, Tree To-

(The screen goes to static)

Sniffles' image is forming while there's a laugh, but it cuts to Britton.

Britt: AHH! Oh... Hehe... I gotta stop slleping or they'll #*@% my @&&.

(Cuts to Jen-Jen looking shocked and Pete looking happy, then cuts to Britton tied up and dangling by a rope in the ceiling)

Jen-Jen: Alright, let's get to the bottom of this. Who and what are you?

Britt: I'm Britton. I'm the house inspector. Your house looks good so far.

Pete: You look more like a house butler.

Jen-Jen: Don't engage in a coversation with it!

Pete: It's a green furred, blue haired, clothes wearing, talking bear!

Britt: THAT'S MR. SEXY TO YOU!! Ohh...

Jen-Jen: You know, there's more important things.

Pete: You think I'm dressed properly?

Jen-Jen: I have to hang with my friends for a few hours, *to Pete* and YOU got to pass the test.

GTF: Come to GTF's Toilets, the adress is more full- (The balloon crashes)

Pete: Hey, Britt, I'm gonna jack your stuff.

Britt: That's how one person made friends with me. HEY!

Jen-Jen and Pete run out the door.

Britt: #*@% YOU!!! I'M GONNA JACK YOUR ROPE!!! HA!!! TAKE THAT, YOU #$@%HEADS!!!

At school, Ginny is rubbing her head on Jen-Jen's back.

Ginny: Oh, Jen-Jen, I can feel your spine in my face.

Toadette: You want me to wash that when she's done?

Jen-Jen: OK, I love affection from others, but you're making me uncomfortable...

Ginny: Then bring new clothes next time.

Back to Britton.

Britt: Yeah... My rope... Now to get out of this damn thing- *Britt was wriggling to get out, but he gets a leg cramp* OH GOD, YO!!! OK... OK... Minor setback... I'll just... *A random crash causes Britt to fall from the ceiling* STILL MY ROPE!!! But I miss that communication ball...

Back at school.

Pete: TEAR DOWN THIS SCHOOL!!! *With the communication ball, he's able to jump high in the air*

GTF: Nobody's buying my toilets- *A hole explodes in his balloon, causing it to crash*

Jen-Jen runs home, while VJ watches from a bench, rolling his eyes.

Jen-Jen: OK... *Unlocks the front door* Hopefully nobody followed me home and- *A rope trap makes her dangle by her leg* SON OF A @$*@$!

Britt: Sly~. What's a girl dangling by her leg?

Jen-Jen: YOU LITTLE @&&HOLE!!

Britt: Not even close! You see, I got orders to come to the human world, to try and reform my platoon. I don't want you in the way... So I'll feed you to THIS! *Holds up what looks like a Pitbull Slug from Earthbound*

Jen-Jen: Oh my GOD!! What is that?!

Britt: Earthbound Pitbull Slug! ...Frank (Male). Now, open up!

Britton is somehow flung into a wall, the cause, Pete and the ball.

Pete: Man, who knew there was a use for a *(@* magnet?

Jen-Jen: Pete! Thank heavens! Can you help me down?

Pete does so, but Jen-Jen falls on the floor.

Jen-Jen: (muffled) You ass...

Pete: I love you too, Jen.

Britt: *Tries to get up... but fails* God... It's hopeless...

GTF: Our prices have flushed- *crashes causing Britt to get up*

Britt: Haha! *Throws two energy octopi, tieing up Jen-Jen and Pete*

Jen-Jen and Pete: Wah!

Britt: *Takes the ball away from Pete* Man, a toilet balloon save my ass again. There was I day I knew I wanted to be a sargent.

Jen-Jen and Pete: You're a sargent?

Britt: Didn't I tell you? I'm one of the Happy Tree Friends!

Pete: I wanna be your friend, too!

Britt: OK! ...Wait, you're not fooling me again!

???: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Pete. Again?!

The ??? is revealed to be Annie.

Annie: Augh... *Notices Britton*

Britt: Soy el inspector de casa...? (I'm the house inspector...?)

Annie: *Holds him up and hugs him, pillowing his head with her brests* Well, you better be thorough!

Britt: Soy yo major yes. (I am grande sí.)

Pete: Annie, please don't hurt him, I think he could be my pallie!

Britt: For realzies?!

Jen-Jen: Are you #*@%ing kidding me? He broke in and tied us up, and now you want to be its friend?

Pete: Don't you, too, Jen-Jen?

Jen-Jen: Kinda...

Britt: Well, gotta initiate you! *Grunt, jumps out of Annie's arms, and jumps on Pete's back* There, you fell over, were buddies.


 * The ball rings*

???: Hey, Britton, you still alive?

Britt: Sure I am. Why?

???: It's Headquarters.

Britt: Oh! Yes, Admiral?

Admiral: Well, we needed more room, so we got rid of you and your platoon, find them if you can. KTHANXBAI.

Britt: Well- *a small explosion blows up in Britt's face*

Silence...

Britt: Family! :D

Trivia

 * This episode is a parody of Sgt. Frog Abridged, which, in turn, is a parody of Sgt. Frog (Keroro Gunsou).