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More Halloween Jokes:

1) What do you call a witch's son? A son of a witch

2) What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend walked by? I think I just got a boner

3) What did Charlie Brown say when he chose a place to study for his Geography quiz? I got Iraq

4) What is Count Dracula's least favorite movie? Twilight

5) What happened when The Wicked Witch of the West took a shower? She melted again

6) What vampire trained The Karate Kid? Bat Morita

7) What vampire created The Simpsons? Bat Groening

8) What do you call a boy who dresses up as the Pink Power Ranger for Halloween? Names

9) What did Dr. Frankenstein say when he got his first five dollar bill? IT'S A FIVE!

10) What is Jack Skellington's catchphrase? Goth chicks with black hair get tattoos of me

11) Have you ever seen the photo of Stevie Wonder's first Halloween as a child? Neither has he

12) What is the worst thing to say to a strange woman in a Wilma Flintstone Halloween costume? I might not be Fred Flintstone but I will make your bed rock!

13) My next door neighbor dressed up in a Harry Potter costume last year. I never Expecto Patronumed that!

14) What do you call a half-assed creepypasta? A crappypasta

15) How do you invite Beetlejuice to your Halloween party? Say his name 3 times