Not-So Very Cold War

Not-so Very Cold War is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode introduces Josh's brother John, as well as Natasha the Russian squirrel.

Starring

 * John
 * Natasha

Featuring

 * Josh
 * Patriot
 * Flippy
 * Alfred

Appearances

 * Boris
 * Bisque
 * Velo
 * Pierre
 * Atwater
 * Swannie

Plot
At the airport, Patriot encounters Josh and asks what he is doing. Josh says he is waiting for his older brother John, who will be arriving from the British airlines. Within seconds, John appears and the two brothers greet each other.

Watching from the window, Flippy and Alfred watch a Russian plane land. Flippy begins to have flashbacks of his Russian rivals during the Vietnam War days. He goes on the verge of flipping out and Alfred tries to settle him down.

Natasha steps out of the Russian plane while another passenger, Boris, sleeps due to jet lag. She bumps into Patriot and flirts with him. John catches sight of Natasha and becomes lovestruck. Josh pushes him towards Natasha to introduce himself, but he faints.

Meanwhile, Alfred restrains Flippy as the green bear tries to charge into Natasha. Eventually, Flippy reverts back to normal. But just as things shape up, Atwater passes by them with a bag of grenades. Bisque and Velo arrive from a French plane and accidentally get blown up by Atwater. His true target, Pierre, appears with weapons of his own. He and Atwater engage in a massive fight, which Flippy joins in after flipping out.

Patriot and Natasha hurry toward the exit, followed by Josh carrying the unconscious John. Panicking, Alfred runs into the Russian plane. Pierre, Atwater and Flippy stumble onboard and disturb Boris, who doesn't take his awakening too easily. Alfred meets Swannie the pilot and urges her to take off. Unfortunately, the fight soon causes them to crash into the airport building.

Josh, John, Patriot and Natasha have made it safely outside. John regains consciousness and finally gets the chance to greet Natasha. However, Josh and Patriot discover that Flippy has survived the disaster and is still flipped out. The four friends run for their lives as he prepares to chase them.

Deaths

 * 1) Bisque and Velo are blown up by grenades.
 * 2) Alfred, Swannie, Boris, Atwater, and Pierre die in the crash (not seen, though confirmed).