Cirque de Fail

A fan episode made by MMB.

Starring

 * Balloony
 * Lumpy

Featuring

 * Twinkie
 * Mime
 * Juggles

Appearing

 * Generic Tree Friends
 * Laurie
 * Cream and Queen
 * Disco Bear
 * Billinginger and Furboo

Plot
It is the Happy Tree Circus, and loads of people were at the main areas. Several GTF's were buying merchandise like toy blasters, balloons, plushes, and clothes. Over at the face paint Station, Billinginger ordered a marking like a Pig-Latin bird. When they were done, several female GTF's laugh at him. They later get choked by Furboo, in which Billinginger tries to stop. Instead' he gets kicked out because it looks like he killed them.

When the show started, Mime was juggling some colored balls. A balloon dog walked by, which the spotlight reveals to be Balloony. Balloony tears Mime's face apart. Lumpy, the ringmaster, tried to redirect the show to Juggles, the lion tamer.

Meanwhile, Disco Bear, who was a peanut vendor, tried to flirt with Laurie and Queen. They rejected him, because they were both already married.

Juggles holds up a hula hoop and tries to get the lion to jump through it. Just then, Balloony drags a bottle of steak sauce and jumps on it, which squirts all over Juggles. The lion smells the steak sauce and eats Juggles.

Lumpy looked for a volunteer for the sawing box trick. He called on Cream, who hops into the box. Balloony knocks Lumpy down and chops Cream in half. Cream screams, when he dies because the blood vessels are cut in half. Disco bear shows his opportunity to flirt with Laurie, but Laurie rejects because she is sad over Cream.

Twinkie was trying to tame several monkeys. Balloony takes a string, a stick, and a banana together, and waves it over Twinkie. The monkeys fight over the banana, killing each other and even Twinkie. One monkey survives and eats the banana, now stained with blood.

Lumpy looks at his show, and screams. He whistles and ends the show. Many GTF's were peeved. The episode ends when Queen and Laurie get face paint that looks like Cream's eyes.

Moral
"Enjoy your life"

Deaths

 * Several female GTFs get choked by Furboo.
 * Balloony rips apart Mime's face
 * Juggles gets eaten by a lion
 * Cream gets chopped in half
 * Several monkeys beat up each other
 * A monkey beats up Twinkie