Suck It Up (My Version)

A sick Josh lies in bed, apparently suffering from a stuffed up nose, when he spies an ant stealing a cookie from a plate next to his bed. He attempts to suck the ant into his mouth, but his illness prevents him from consuming his prey. The ant takes all of Josh's cookies and mocks him as he walks off. Josh gets angry, but suddenly comes up with an idea.

Josh builds a vacuum-like contraption he puts over his mouth, enabling him to suck up a bowling ball from across the room. He fires the ball at the ants, who are currently standing around the cookies they stole. They run into a hole in the wall, while Josh sucks up and eats the cookies. One of the ants pours a box of tacks on the floor which cut Josh's mouth when he eats them.

Another ant removes the knob on the machine, so that Josh can't turn off or reduce the sucking power of his invention. Another ant knocks a beaker of acid on its side. Josh sucks up the acid, burning off his mouth. Josh stumbles backwards and slips on a test tube an ant has rolled behind his feet. Josh stands up, revealing that the tube of the machine is pressed up against his head. As his brain and right eye get sucked through the machine, one of the ants replaces the knob on the machine and puts it in reverse. As a result, Josh's brain and then his entire body are sucked through and shot out the entrance of the tube, leaving Josh as nothing but a bloody, cylindrical mush. The ants celebrate their victory, but before the episode ends, the smallest ant sneezes, apparently having caught Josh's cold.