User blog comment:Brittonbubba/SAFE FOR WORK Random blog for anyone./@comment-26812195-20121230135001/@comment-762531-20121230140423

Beth: Let me go upstairs first.

Beth looks in the mirror. She pinches her sides, noticing she has a muffin top.

Beth: ...................What the fuck? No, it can't be. I'm just letting Britt make me paranoid. Right...?

Beth weighs herself. The scale goes in between the rabbit and pig.

Beth: *Shocked gasp* I'm a fatty... ;_;

Beth comes downstairs.

Beth: I'm going for a jog.