Poachy's Poaching Smoochie

Have some skin in the game, with Poachy!

Idles

 * Poachy cocks his shotgun.
 * Poachy takes of his hat, itches his hair, then puts it back on.

Heron
A heron flies down next to Poachy, so he gets the idea to shoot at it. He tries to aim for head, but he ends up tripping as the heron's beak, decapitates his forehead, exposing his brain. Poachy tries to get up only to be eaten by seagulls.

Giraffe
A giraffe bends down and begins to eat some leaves. Poachy jumps on his head and takes out his flic knife and begin to stab the giraffe, until the giraffe lifts up his neck and suddenly, Poachy begins to slide down his neck, skinning him in the process. Once he falls down the flic knife ends up stabbing him in the heart.

Armadillo
Poachy approves an armadillo, lying on it's back. Poachy stabs on it, and aims his machete by it's next. Suddnely the armadillo rolls into a ball, as it ends up twisting Poachy's ankle, he sturggles to get up, however his leg bone ends up shooting out of the body, and impaling Poachy in the brain.