Candy Stealing

Plot
October 31, 2003, 6:25 P.M.

Laurie, Hello, and Flaky approach Shrimpy on bikes. Laurie is 6, Hello is 9, and Flaky is 10.

Laurie: Hey kid, nice costume.

Shrimpy, who is one year old: Oh my god, thank you! You know, I thought my costume would be bad, but if you big girls like it, then I guess it's OK.

Hello: You sure got a ton of candy in there.

Shrimpy: Why yes I do. One year old and I'm like Success Kid.

Flaky: Well now it's ours!

Shrimpy: Uh, no. However, I could give you the raisins, the Honey Comb cereal.....

Flaky pushes Shrimpy.

Flaky: Thanks, Shrimp Boy!!!!

All 3 girls laugh

Shrimpy: Sensitive, those girls stole my candy!!!!!

Sensitive: (looks at her watch) Shrimpy it's 7:30. I think everybody stopped giving candy right now.

Shrimpy: You see those 3 girls? They stole my candy.

Sensitive: All right, I'll go talk to them. Hey girls.

Laurie: Hey look girls, it's Rocky. Hey Rocky, where's Bullwinkle.

Sensitive: (laughs) Oh my God, that is hilarious!!!!! Listen, my friend Shrimpy, he's only one and he wants his candy back. Just give it back to him and we'll move on and forget that this ever happened.

Laurie: Sure. Why wouldn't I give it back? By the way, your friend's candy is over here. C'mon, come with me.

Sensitive gets beaten by all 3 girls. Sensitive cries.

Sensitive: Those 3 bitch punks want a fight! And they'll get one!!!!!

Shrimpy gets on the roof with a shotgun.

Laurie: All right girls, it's candy time. Let's dig in.

Shrimpy: Hey punks!!!!!

Laurie: Hey! It's that stupid kid!!!!!

Shrimpy: Yes, it's that stupid kid. Now give me back my candy or else.....

Hello throws a brick at Shrimpy. Shrimpy falls off the roof and shoot the shotgun. The three girls try to avoid the bullet. Flaky stabs Shrimpy's hand.

Shrimpy: Plan B. MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY!!!!!!!!!!!

Laurie's house, 9:00 P.M.

Laurie's Dad: I am so sorry, Shrimpy's Dad. I have no idea what got into my daughter.

Shrimpy's Dad: Look, just have Laurie return the candy and I won't kill her.

Laurie's Dad: (angry) Laurie, you give Shrimpy back his candy, right now!!!!!

Laurie: All right, here.

SD: Now we want Laurie's candy.

LD: What?

SD: You heard me. Take all of Laurie's candy and put it in Shrimpy's bag. Now I want $215.

LD: I don't have $215.

SD: All right then. I'm taking your welcome mat. And tomorrow I'll be back for the $430.

Injuries
Flaky stabbed Shrimpy's hand.

Trivia
This references the Family Guy episode Halloween on Spooner Street when three bullies stole Stewie's candy.