Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10581381-20181104041616/@comment-37627195-20181224192530

Potentional Reboot Ideas That Nobody Would Want To See:

1. All in the Family (2019) - A reboot of the classic '70s sitcom. Because of modern day SJW culture however, Archie Bunker is no longer the hilarious racist/sexist jerk we remember him to be and is now a completely different nice guy character who is shown baking a batch of brownies for the new black neighbors in the pilot episode.

2. Davey and Goliath (2019) - Prepare to have your childhood ruined with this horrifying hyper-realistic CGI reboot of the classic Claymation series. Kids no longer give two craps about Claymation, so we are remaking it in a creepy, uncanny valley way so it appears more realistic than ever before. Also because kid's show can no longer merely educate children in intelligent ways, all of our Bible lessons will be conveyed in the form of annoying, pander-y rap songs that the Christian youth will eat up like candy. Because trust me, what else screams "good children's entertainment" than a creepy CGI animated kid randomly dabbing and breaking into a rap song in the middle of talking about Jesus.

3. The C*sby Show (2019) - Since Bill Hewhoshallnotbenamed has now been convicted as a serial rapist, the original series' namesake will not even be mentioned in this new version. However, despite Cosby's misdeeds we have decided to reboot the show anyway because fuck it everything from the '80s and '90s needs a reboot and this show is no exception. It's the same show you used to love, just without Bill Cosby also known as the only reason you gave a shit about the original show in the first place.

4. He-Man and the Masturbators of the Universe (2019) - In this hilarious [adult swim] special, Skeletor films the first porno in Eternian history:Fifty Shades of Greyskull. Have you ever wanted to see the character you loved to hate as a child, Skeletor having sex with She-Ra? Well, if so enjoy having your childhood memories shattered right before your eyes.

5. El Cornholeo:The One True Caped Crusader (2019) - What are the two most popular things in film right now? Superheroes and corny '90s reboots of course. So we decided to combine the two with this half-assed film where Beavis from beloved adult cartoon, Beavis and Butt-Head becomes a superhero worthy of joining The Avengers one day. His superpowers include annoying his arch nemesis, The Gunman, by laughing hysterically every time he mentions "cocking his gun", offending the supervillains by heckling their favorite music videos, and beating criminals over the head with a bloody tampon he found in a garbage can. Enjoy this heroic display of ridiculous storylines and subpar humor in El Cornholeo:The One True Caped Crusader. Coming this Summer!