Conspiracy's BBQ Smoochie

Idle animations

 * Conspiracy gets out a book and reads a page or two.


 * Conspiracy's stomach rumbles and he looks at the viewer shyly

Smoochie options

 * 1) Light: Conspiracy sprays a BBQ grill with a bottle of flare before igniting it, but the grill explodes and flies into the air, leaving Conspiracy charred and dazed. The grill then comes back down to earth and lands on Conspiracy's head. Charcoal pieces fall out and burn through his head and out his chin. Conspiracy collapses as one last charcoal chunk falls on his chest and burns a hole through his body.
 * 2) Corn: A corn cob falls on the grill, prompting Conspiracy to eat it. As he pats his full stomach, a spark from the grill lands on his chest and catches fire. Conspiracy manages to put out the flame, but the heat pops the corn inside him, swelling him up and presumably crushing his organs or choking him to death.
 * 3) Kabob: A kabob lands on the grill, much to Conspiracy's delight. As he bites into it, the meat proves rubbery and hard to tear off. In the ensuing struggle, the kebab stick impales Conspiracy through the eye, causing him to collapse face-first on the floor with the kebab stick holding him up. Ultimately, the pressure of his corpse on the stick forces the kebab out of the other side of his head with his eye on the tip.