Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10479874-20170521170636/@comment-28396600-20171024000218

It's time for some Star Wars jokes:

1) Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi 2) Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side 3) What do you get when you cross Rey Skywalker with Smurfette? Blu Rey 4) People wanted Rey to be in Smash Bros. but they added Daisy and Ridley instead (Think about it or google the name of the actress who plays Rey if you don't get it) 5) What do you call 5 dead siths piled up on top of a lightsabre? A Sith-Kabob! 6) Why does Princess Leia keep her haired tied in buns? So it doesn't Hang Solow! 7) How do we know George Lucas secretly hates his fans? Jar Jar Binks 8) What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi 9) What website did Chewbacca get in trouble for making? Wookieleaks 10) What do you call storm troopers sitting around playing poker together? Game of Drones 11) Why didn't Luke cross the road? Because he got a ticket for Skywalking 12) What do you get when you cross Jabba the Hutt and Fred Flintstone? Jabba dabba doo! 13) What do you call toddlers who have already turned to the Dark Side? Vader Tots 14) What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? "The" 15) What do you call a bunch of chunks floating in the middle of space? The remains of Alderaan (Sorry, was that too soon lol jk) 16) What did Fozzie Bear say when he auditioned to be an Ewok? Ewokka Wokka 17) What would you call Padme if she were a dog? Petma Imadoggie 18) Why does Giggles like Yoda? He has a green thumb 19) What do you call Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga fighting each other? Star Wars 20) What were Han Solo's first words before he died? I really did shoot first, dammit! 21) Two Jawas walk under a bar 22) What do you call someone who wants to be the best Jedi ever? An Obi-Wannabe 22) What did Yoda say about these previous jokes? Funny, they are not 23) What do you call someone who thinks The Phantom Menace is the best film in the saga? Wrong 24) What do you get when you cross Star Wars with Nickelodeon? The Danny Phantom Menace 25) What do you call a Star Wars book written by Dr. Seuss? There's a Wookie in My Pocket 26) What do you call hentai art of The Last Jedi? Porgography 27) Where do Gungans keep their jam? In Jar-Jars 28) What do you call someone who invites a Rancor to dinner? The appetizer 29) What is the name of a Chinese restaurant run by Ewoks? The E-Wok 30) How do you know R2D2 swears? They had to beep out of everything he said