Crazy Antics (My Version)

As Josh walks through the forest, thinking about math equations, he comes upon an ant-hill. Hungry for a snack, Josh walks over and sticks his tongue inside the ant-hill. His tongue travels down a winding path to where a family of ants is having dinner. Josh's tongue breaks down their door, and the ants scream in fear.

Josh is at first happy, but he soon starts screaming in pain as the ants nail down his tongue with a stake and hammer. Josh tries to pull his tongue out, to no avail. The ants begin slicing his tongue with a cheese grater and pouring lemon juice on his wounds. Josh begins pulling his ears in agony as the ants start slicing his tongue with an electric knife.

As Josh continues to struggle to pull his tongue from the ant-hill, one of the ants comes running up his tongue with a can of gasoline. Having poured a trail of gas from the base of Josh's tongue, the ant throws the gas can down Josh's throat. The mother ant lights the gasoline, causing a fire to spread all the way up Josh's tongue to his body. When the flame reaches him, Josh's body explodes and one of the ants begins cheering in triumph.