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(Russell now stands at the edge of the plank, with hungry sharks waiting in the water)

Scurvy: Any last words before I keelhaul ye?

Russell: Yes. I slept with your sister.

Scurvy: That's it, yer shark meat!! *prepares to swing his cutlass*