Not By A Longshot

Not by a Longshot is an HTF break, which marks Deathy, Endie, and Rookie's first appearance in the HTF breaks.

Starring
Deathy

Featuring
Endie

Rookie

Plot
Deathy Walks up to a target and pulls out the hookshot from the Legend of Zelda series, and aims it at the target. Deathy pulls the trigger on it, the force of the chain being shot breaking his arm and dislocating his shoulder. He screams, then realizes that it hasn't hit the target yet. He whimpers, realizing what's about to happen. The hookshot head punctures the target, and pulls Deathy towards it. He is pulled into the target, splattering him. Endie is walking down the street and past Rookie, who is sitting on a bench and drinking a bottle of beer, when one of Deathy's arms flies into the back of her head. Thinking Rookie just hit her, she proceeds to shove the bottle into his eye and slamming his head into the bench, lodging it in his brain. The HTF logo is shown on the bottle.

Moral
"Don't judge a book by it's cover!"

Deaths
Deathy is splattered.

Rookie has a bottle lodged into his brain.

Injuries
Deathy's arm is broken and his shoulder is dislocated.

Endie is hit in the back of the head by Deathy's severed arm.

Rookie has his beer bottle shoved into his eye socket.

Trivia

 * Scrapped Ideas included a different character instead of Deathy,and said character trying to rescue a female character from a tower.


 * The title is a reference to the hookshot upgrade, longshot, in Ocarina of Time.