A Hard Act To Swallow (New Version)

Shaky The Porcupine sits under a tree in the park, looking at a book of math equations and eating a piece of bread. She looks up to find an ant picking up crumbs from the plate. Upon realizing that Shaky sees him, the ant sheepishly replaces the bread crumbs. Despite this, he gets eaten by Shaky who then decides to take a nap.

Inside Shaky's stomach, the ant lights a match and looks around. He fires off a flare gun, lighting up Shaky's chest and alerting the mother ant where he is. Shaky wakes up in horror to find herself nailed to the tree with the three ants she didn't eat standing around her. They use a battering ram to break Shaky's teeth and, tying a rope around her uvula, climb down his throat. They rescue the ant Shaky ate and the four ants begin climbing back up the rope.

Unfortunately, Shaky's uvula breaks off, so as a back up plan, the ants tie Shaky's arteries shut. Blood starts building up in Shaky's heart, causing her chest to expand and burst. A yellow, inflatable slide exits Shaky's chest and the ants happily slide out of Shaky's dead body.