User blog:GizmotheMogwai17/"Rake Me To Sleep"

I recently rediscovered a song that my mom used to sing to me when I was a baby after years of searching for it called "Rock Me To Sleep". So what is the first thing I do after finally hearing this beautiful song for the first time in half a decade? Make a hilarious yet vulgar parody of it to ruin my own childhood, of course! That's the Gizmo way of living! lol. What did I choose to center this parody of such a beautiful song about"? Possibly the least beautiful thing I can think of:The Rake. You know, the horrific creepypasta monster who eats people in their sleep. So without further ado sit back, relax, and enjoy:Rake Me To Sleep

Here is the song for reference btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYLZ9a32eN0

"Rake Me To Sleep"

A parody of Rock Me To Sleep by Jill Sobule

Written by GizmotheMogwai17

Six in the morning, My husband's asleep, There is somebody to rake me to sleep, There is a monster sitting on the edge of my sheets, That scary ass creature will rake me to sleep, Rake me to sleep, Rake me to sleep, That scary ass creature will rake me to sleep.

I scream bloody murder, As I first see that beast, Staring me down, Scaring the shit out of me, Weirdly that bastard keeps watching me, For no other reason but to frighten me.

He keeps me company, As his scary ass face stares over at me, Don't take me in your arms and hold me, Till I close my eyes, And hope your just a dream.

Rake me to sleep, Rake me to sleep, I wish I had my daughter back, I miss my baby, But that motherfucker murdered her in her sleep.

Rake me to sleep, Rake me to sleep, That crazy creature just ate my baby, Rake me to sleep, Rake me to sleep, I am terrified that you will rake me to sleep.