Shard at Work (LMF version)

Standing on a step ladder, with a box of light bulbs next to him, Wavey attempts to change a light bulb hanging from the ceiling. Having a nub and one hand, this proves unsuccessful and Wavey gives his trademark frustrated look. Thinking for a second, Wavey leans over and lightly bites down on the bulb and attempts to unscrew it with his teeth. Unfortunately, the ladder he's standing on tips over and Wavey has to bite down on the bulb to save himself from falling.

Many feet below him, the light bulbs fall to the floor and break, spreading glass everywhere. Eventually the light bulb Wavey is hanging from breaks, and he falls to the ground. As blood comes out of his mouth, Wavey starts screaming to reveal glass shards are stuck in his mouth and sticking through the skin in his face. He tries spitting the glass shards out, to no avail, and screams as he finds further glass shards lodged in his back.

Wavey looks over and sees a first aid kit, which he begins to walk towards. Unfortunately, he doesn't see a large shard of glass below him, and he ends up stepping on it, impaling his foot. He hops backwards in pain, knocking a fishbowl into the air, which lands upside down on his head. The water remains in the bowl and turns light red. Wavey starts stumbling around, eventually hitting his head (and the bowl) against the wall. He gets an idea and continuously hits the bowl against the wall in an effort to get it to break.

Even as objects fall off a shelf and land on the bowl, the glass doesn't break. Finally, Wavey falls down and a feather (a quill) floats down and lands on the fish bowl, breaking the glass. Sadly, Wavey has already died. The goldfish that was in the bowl swims in the pool of blood and water in Wavey's mouth.