Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10479874-20170521170636/@comment-28396600-20170913051648

The original lyrics to the Brady Bunch theme song that were scrapped due to time constraints:

Now here's the story of a nice blonde woman,

Who was raising three girls by herself,

All of them were blonde as well just like she was,

They were blonde and alone,

Now here's the story of her first husband,

And why he isn't in the picture,

He died in a super scary accident,

That why he's no longer around,

Their father was a scientist,

Working with experimental radiation,

The core overheated and his face exploded,

Not his whole head just his face,

He died not die instantly,

He survived with the explosion of his face,

Imagine a human body with just a weird hole where his face was flailing around in shock,

He tripped and fell out of a plate glass widow,

Onto a rusty fencepost down below,

He impaled his anus on that fence post,

But he was still alive,

He could still scream even though he didn't have a face,

The sound was absolutely chilling,

His corpse was never, never, never found,

Some say his screams fill the night


 * a zombie comes on screen and attacks Marcia*

Jan Brady:Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! How come she always dies and I don't!