User blog comment:Brittonbubba/SAFE FOR WORK Random blog for anyone./@comment-26812195-20130111184057

Josh: Well Stacy, apparently, Handy lost his hands because he accidentally cut both of them off with his saw when he saw me with Petunia. Petunia was "his" girlfriend, but now, she's mine! I also heard that you lost your tail when sprayed at a lion at a zoo, you foolish fool!