Baldly in Love

Baldly in Love is a fanon Love Bite.

Starring

 * Baldy
 * Venue

Appearances

 * Disco Bear
 * Petunia

Plot
Baldy sits on a bench and Petunia passes by, getting disturbed by his lack of hair. Disco Bear makes fun of him and provokes him into shaving off his afro. As Petunia laughs at the shaved bear, Baldy walks off feeling lonely.

He stops at a crosswalk and sees Venue at the other side, feeling her bald head. They immediately fall in love and step to the middle of the crosswalk, looking each other in the eye. However, Baldy left his razor on, causing his pocket and skin to be shredded. He soon faints dead from blood loss.

After the ending tag, Venue gets hungry and begins eating Baldy's corpse. Since she was still in the middle of the crosswalk, a truck runs into her.

Ending Tag
"Love is bald!"

Deaths

 * 1) Baldy dies of blood loss.
 * 2) Venue is hit by a truck.

Trivia

 * This is the debut of Baldy and Venue in Love Bites.
 * The title is a pun on Madly in love.
 * This is one of the few times Disco Bear loses his afro.