Big Afro and Big Antlers

Big Afro and Big Antlers is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Disco Bear and Buckley compete for affection.

Starring

 * Disco Bear
 * Buckley

Featuring

 * Crafty
 * Giggles
 * Petunia
 * Floral and Fawn

Appearances

 * Fizzles
 * Lumpy
 * Pierce

Plot
At a dance bar, Disco Bear shows off his moves to Giggles, Petunia, Crafty, Floral and Fawn. Buckley tries to get inside but his antlers get stuck in the door. He goes through the door sideways and shows off his antlers to the girls. Disco Bear gets peeved and tells Buckley to find his own girls, and Crafty becomes interested in watching them fight.

Disco Bear gives the first challenge: dancing. Disco Bear pulls off some sweet moves on the dance floor and manages to woo Fizzles. Buckley tries to make a dance move, only to go off balance from one of his antlers, getting it stuck in the floor. Not watching his way, Disco Bear trips over the antler and falls over. The girls laugh at this buffoonery.

Now Buckley gives out his challenge: antler fighting. Coincidentally, Disco Bear finds Lumpy drunk at the bar counter. Disco Bear snaps off his antlers and ties them to his head. He charges toward Buckley, who tosses him over and slams him into the disco ball. Disco Bear jumps back down, unaware that the ball is coming loose. He gets back in the fight and the girls cheer them on. Soon Disco Bear and Buckley reach a tie, as both their antlers are locked together.

The disco ball comes apart and starts rolling. Disco Bear and Buckley run to safety, having difficulty since they are connected together. Buckley reaches a door, but can't get out. The ball smashes into him and sends Disco Bear flying to the exit. The antlers tied to his head get stuck in the door frame and Disco Bear ends up decapitated.

The girls get on the dance floor and have fun, now that the pests are gone. Pierce arrives and tries to flirt with them, but a still-drunk Lumpy taps him on the shoulder and blames him for snapping off his antlers. So as payback, he plucks off some of Pierce's quills, much to his pain.

Deaths

 * 1) Buckley is smashed by the disco ball.
 * 2) Disco Bear is decapitated.

Trivia

 * This episode could be another sign of Fizzles being attracted to Disco Bear. The first was shown in Mistletoe Kringle.
 * This is the first time Pierce flirts with girls.
 * This is the second time Lumpy is drunk, the first being Sky and By.