What A Choice

Starring

 * 1) Smith

Featuring

 * 1) Binky
 * 2) Todd
 * 3) Wooly
 * 4) Softy
 * 5) Fungus

Appearances

 * 1) Tycoon (unseen)

Plot
Smith gets three letters from Binky that are from Todd, Wooly, and Softy telling him to come over to their house. Smith gets confused and doesn't know where to go. He tells Binky outside and says that if he goes to Todd's house, he'll make Wooly and Softy upset, if he goes to Wooly's house, he'll make Todd and Softy upset, and if he goes to Softy's house, he'll make Todd and Wooly upset. Binky tells Smith to make a machine to clone himself, so Smith does, making there three. He tells one clone to go to Todd's house and one clone to go to Wooly's house while he goes to Softy's house. Over at Todd's house, Todd is cooking dinner for one of the Smiths. The Smith, much dumber than the real Smith, takes an eggbeater and beats Todd to death.

Over at Wooly's house, Wooly and another one of the Smiths play hide-and-seek. Wooly hides. The Smith grabs a bat and repeatedly hits everywhere, trying to find Wooly. He finds the real one, repeatedly hits him on the head with the bat, and Wooly dies.

Over at Softy's house, the real Smith is watching TV and repeatedly changes the channel. Softy angrily tells him to stop doing that. Smith goes insane, turns the volume down to mute, grabs Softy, holds his ear to the speaker on the TV, staples his ear to the speaker, and turns the volume up to max, making Softy's head explode and kill him.

The three Smiths arrive home at the same time. Binky comes back and is killed by one of the Smith clones.

The real Smith kills both of his clones.

Smith gets a phone call from Tycoon, telling him he has to come over to his house. Just then, Smith hears a knock at the door. It's Fungus. Fungus tells him to come over to his house. Smith says no and slams the door on his face, killing him.