Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10581381-20170821104040/@comment-37627195-20190325060341

Discovering a couple personal vlog videos from a couple years back depressed the shit out of me. It made me realize what an absolute train wreck of a human being I was back then:

-I was a complete dork. Pretty much all I fucking talking about was shit like Family Guy and Robot Chicken. There's nothing wrong with mentioning those shows but damn, did I go overboard with the references. If I took a sip of beer every time my past self brought up Family Guy or Robot Chicken, I wouldn't even have a liver right now. It was that bad!

-I was practically obese back then. While I've since lost a lot of weight and am now thin, I find my past self very hard to look at. It looked like I was about to fall over with a heart attack any minute due to my size.

-My sense of humor was complete and utter garbage. Pretty much every time I attempted to be funny, the jokes involved either bodily functions or men's/women's private parts. None of it was clever at all, it was just "Herp, derp, penises are funny".

-I had the worst gutter mouth imaginable. I dropped a ridiculous amount of F-bombs to the point where it was completely obnoxious to even list to. Let me put it this way:I used the word "fuck" more often than SammyClassicSonicFan uses the word "frick". Yeah...….

-I was hopelessly in love with this chick at the local library who didn't even like me back. A good portion of the videos were just me gushing over how great she is and how we were someday going to get married, have kids, and blah blah blah. The fact that she didn't like me as a friend much less a BF makes those comments even more cringey than they already are. How oblivious was I to the fact that she hated my guts?

-I was nothing short of a total moron. Do you want to know how stupid I was? I literally said that African was a country at one point. Yeah, I was that much of an idiot.

-I had the biggest ego imaginable. I claimed to be a "successful writer", I've never even been published in a local newspaper before in my life. I called myself a genius several times when I didn't even realize the basic fact that Africa is a continent. I bragged about all kinds of shit that isn't worth bragging about whatsoever (talking about my "super cool laptop" that was really just a basic Windows 7 computer for example). The fact that I was a selfish, egotistic, borderline sociopathic jerk was as clear as day.

Although it makes me feel good to know that I have since changed. It really hurt to see myself as a fat, lazy, stupid, selfish, childish jerk in those videos.