I Don't Give a Boot

I Don't Give a Boot is a HTFF episode.

Plot
Poisonly wanders the desert, shivering from the cold night wnds and looking for a nice, warm place to rest. She comes upon a cowboy boot and happily crawls into it. Howdy is shown close by, watching the stars. His stomach growls and he decides to head off, oblivious to the little stowaway inside one of his boots.

Just as Poisonly makes herself comfortable, she feels a big rumbling, followed by Howdy's foot nearly crushing her. She defends herself using her stinger. Howdy immediately feels the pain and tries pulling off his boot. He hops around aimlessly until accidentally stepping in his bonfire. His other foot is set aflame and he runs for help, crushing Poisonly more and more in the process.

Lumpy happens to be setting camp not too far away. Howdy encounters the moose and urgently begs him to remove the boot off his foot. Lumpy starts pulling on the boot. Poisonly is revealed to be badly crushed but alive. Unfortunately, her stinger is still stuck to Howdy's foot, and her tail ends up being ripped off as Lumpy pulls.

After a few more tugs, Lumpy successfully pulls the boot off, sending Poisonly to fall out. Howdy is also sent flying off a cliff and into a grove of cacti. Poisonly struggles to get back up, when she is pierced in the back by her own stinger.

Lumpy looks over the cliff to see Howdy impaled on numerous cactus needles. He makes a hasty retreat, accidentally stepping on Poisonly and getting her stinger embedded in his foot. The episode ends with him hopping around in pain and then falling off the cliff.

Moral
"Watch your step."

Deaths

 * 1) Howdy is impaled by cacti.
 * 2) Poisonly impaled by her stinger.
 * 3) Lumpy either falls to his death or is killed by cacti (debatable).

Injuries

 * 1) Howdy is stung by Poisonly and steps in a fire.
 * 2) Poisonly is crushed and has her tail ripped off.

Trivia

 * If Lumpy did die, then nobody survived this episode.
 * Both Howdy and Poisonly's deaths involve impalement.