Burglar A-Harm

Burglar A-Harm is an episode of HTFF.

Starring

 * Lifty & Shifty
 * Tweets

Appearances

 * Savaughn
 * Otus

Plot
Lifty and Shifty climb up the rooftop of a house, then climb down the chimney. However, Lifty gets stuck halfway down and Shifty decides to go ahead with the heist rather than help his brother. Tweets is in a bathroom upstairs when he finds out about the intruders.

Shifty steals everything he can find before making his way upstairs. The bathroom door is open and he sees some toys laying beside the tub. He walks in to get them, when the door suddenly shuts and he gets pushed into the tub. Tweets somehow appears in front of him with a cheese grater. Shifty screams in agony as he shreds his back while pouring salt into the wounds.

Meanwhile, Lifty struggles to climb the rest of the way down the chimney. Tweets appears out of nowhere and lights a fire below him. Lifty's tail catches fire and his struggling finally gets him to fall into the fireplace. He rolls on the floor in an attempt to put out the fire. Tweets offers him a bottle of what appears to be water, but turns out to be gasoline after Lifty pours it on himself.

Savaughn and Otus are now outside investigating the break-in. Lifty tumbles out the front door and tells the police officers about the maniac who attacked him. Savaughn beats him with his baton, putting out the fire before he succumbs to his injuries. Tweets then appears and invites the two officers inside.

The two guests sit in the living room as Tweets offers them pizza with bacon bits on top. Savaughn and Otus dig into the meal, until a mutilated Shifty crawls down the stairs and dies of blood loss. They realize the bacon bits are from the back of a raccoon and scream in horror. Tweets now stands outside the house, fading into the dark, as a ghost.

Deaths

 * 1) Lifty is set aflame and beaten.
 * 2) Shifty subsequently dies of blood loss after his back is shredded.

Trivia

 * Tweets is now shown to be a ghost (possibly connecting to his death from This Won't Hurt a Bit). He will be a ghost in all future appearances from this point on.
 * Lifty was thought to be the one having his back shredded, considering the above image. But it turns out to be Shifty without his fedora.