Doesn't make Zen to Me

Doesn't make Zen to Me is a HTF Fanon episode where Josh trys to relax at at Asian garden.

Starring

 * Josh

Featuring

 * Takeda
 * Chuckles
 * Squawkie
 * Party Freak

Appearing

 * Chopstix and The Dragon
 * Pan

Plot
Josh is in his backyard, painting a picture of a tree. Just as he gets ready to finish it, a loud luagh is heard and messes Josh up, ruining the picture. Josh looks around and spots Chuckles nearby, reading a joke book. Upset by this, Josh tells Chuckles to be quiet before finding something else to do. Josh is then seen tending to his garden, when Party Freak rolls up in his party bus and drives onto the garden before hopping out and dancing. Josh becomes upset again, and starts stressing out so he goes inside.

Josh relaxs as he watches TV and drinks tea, until Squawkie lands outside his window and starts mimicing the tv, startling Josh and making him poor tea on himself. Extremely annoyed and stresses out, Josh leaves his house and sets out to find a place to relax. After a bit of walking, Josh stumbles upon a asian garden, and see's Takeda relaxing. Josh goes up to Takeda and asks if he can relax here with him. Not seeing any harm, Takeda lets him.

Josh sits down by a koi pond and closes his eyes, sighing in content. Unfortunatly this doesn't last long as Chuckles, Squawkie and Party Freak all arrive and start to bother Josh again. Unfortunatly for them, they also bother Takeda who responds by yelling at them. Squawkie mearly repeats takeda though and to such a degree than Takeda can't take it and he pulls out his katana to quiet Squawkie but slips on a bottle dropped by Party Freak and cats himself vertivall in half.

The three character then start getting loud, and Josh, unable to handle it anymore finnaly flips out and grabs takeda's sword. The screen goes black and then Josh is shwon relaxing around the dead bodies of Party Freak, Chuckles and Squawkie.

Deaths

 * 1) Takeda is cut in half vertically.
 * 2) Party Freak is beheaded.
 * 3) Chuckles is stabbed multiple times.
 * 4) Squawkie is dismembered.

Trivia

 * Pan, Chopstix and The Dragon can be seen breifly in the garden.