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Top 10 Worst Adult Cartoons:

10. Napoleon Dynamite - As much as I loved the original movie, I found the cartoon to be bland at best. The humor was dry, the characters were nothing like their live-action movie counterparts, and despite airing in the timeline sandwiched between Family Guy and Bob's Burgers the humor was hardly even edgy. I know that not everything needs to be vulgar but come on, one or two hells and damns every once in a while does not make your show an adult cartoon. I mean seriously, they say hell and damn in Shrek for crying out loud!

9. Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy - I'm normally a big fan of anything Seth MacFarlane puts out (even his more unpopular stuff like The Cleveland Show and the infamous season 12 of Family Guy) but this collection of sheer insanity and weirdness is a little too over the top even for me, one of his biggest fans. Some of these terrible skits included a frog asking a princess to jack him off so he can turn into a prince, a stupid pointless running gag about a Scottish guy shouting at a TV while he watches movies, a woman having sex with Optimus Prime only to be crushed when he accidentally transforms into a truck during orgasm, a disgusting game show called "What Animal Penis Is That?" (did they REALLY need to show a realistic image of a cheetah's tallywhacker. That really grossed me out), Quentin Tarantino slicing a baby in half, Fred Flintstone taking a dump (that's literally the whole joke), and a monkey teaching his son about religion. Okay, where was the actual punchline in any of those scenes. Not to mention, the fact that they used The Flintstones twice really does reek of desperation. There are hundreds of other cartoon characters in the world that they could use, why on Earth do they feel the need to parody the same show twice? It just doesn't make any sense to me.

8. The Great Satan At Large - WARNING! If you are someone who gets offended easily by people mentioning God in a negative way, please skip past this one. Some of the scenes from this show that I will be describing are bound to make your skin crawl if you are strongly religious.

Have you ever felt uncomfortable when sitting next to someone with serious anger issues, feeling like he's going to jump out and attack you any minute? That is the exact feeling of dread and horror I got when I watched this weird puppet-type public access show. I'm assuming it was just a prank because the show aired on a mainly Christian public access network. It had no plot, no characters, not even any jokes. It was just Satan cussing like a sailor and calling God various vulgarities while disturbing imagery played in the background. Some of the imagery included a real chicken getting it's head cut off, footage from horror movies, and an actual uncensored clip of someone masturbating. It was just an all out shock fest and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if unlike all the other shows on this list, it was actually made with harmful intentions. I just can't help but feel like the person behind the show really did hate Christians with a passion and made the project only to insult and belittle them for no reason whatsoever. It was cruel, crass, violent, vulgar, blasphemous, and down horrifying. The fact that it was a one time public access stunt makes it all the more creepy due to the lack of information about the show. Nobody even knows who created it or anything. This is basically the real life version of a creepypasta. Think about it:Something extremely terrifying and out of place got aired on a usually wholesome, family friendly network and even now in the age of the Internet where information on the most obscure things ever is available right at our fingertips not a single living soul even knows anything about the production of this "show". Yeah, that sounds pretty creepypasta-ish to me.

7. Ren and Stimpy:Adult Party Cartoon - One of the main things that makes my skin crawl is graphic depictions of animal abuse in film and television. The one episode I even bothered to watch revolved around Ren having a sadistic addiction to torturing innocent animals. Their blood and entrails were displayed up close on camera for all to see and I can't even begin to remember all the times I felt like throwing up watching this half hour of shock humor gone terribly wrong. I really can't even wrap my head around how such a series even got made. I mean, yeah John Krisfaluci is infamous for be a creepy, disturbing kind of person (who even got convicted of pedophilia last year) but I never thought that even he would be so abnormally obsessed with the gruesome act that is animal abuse. I've even questioned whether or not that episode was even intended to be funny in the first place. Perhaps it was just John displaying his sick animal abuse fetish fantasies on screen and disguising it as "shock humor" so nobody gets suspicious.

6. Jerkbeast - Well, what do you another public access show? Jerkbeast was about a Muppet-type monster who looks like the not so friendly cousin of lovable Muppet monster, Sweetums. Unlike Sweetums however, this monster is about as far from friendly as you can get. He cusses, uses racial slurs, says lewd things about women's private parts, and pulls dangerous, highly illegal stunts that I'm surprised never got the creators of the show arrested. In one episode, he makes a little kid cry by yelling and cursing at him and in another, he goes outside of a church, burns a Bible in front of everybody, and refers to the members as "Fags for Jesus,". Keep in mind that none of this was set up ahead of time and these were all legitimate stunts that were pulled in real life. It's baffling that as far back as the early 2000s, this type of thing even made it to television airwaves. How did the producers not get in serious legal trouble for the chaos and mischievous they caused!?

5. Mike Tyson Mysteries - Out of all the celebrities who get their own show, why on Earth do they choose Mike fucking Tyson!? I mean, the guy domestically abused his wife, got thrown in prison for rape, and bit a guy's ear almost entirely off. I don't think such a brute deserves his own half hour animated show after all the terrible things he did. Plus the humor on the show is just twisted, the only 5 minutes of the show that I ever saw depicted the characters having a long, in detail conversation about bestiality of all things. Do I even need to elaborate any further on this one?

4. Jeff and Some Aliens - This weird little Comedy Central show was about a guy living with three aliens. From what I saw, it was just a bunch of cussing and vulgarity from beginning to end. That being said, I actually like the show that it was spun off from, TripTank, however. I just feel like Jeff and Some Aliens works out way better as a 5-minute comedy sketch than a full half hour sitcom.

3. Mr. Pickles - Because everyone seems to put this show on their worst least, I'm not even going to talk about this one too much at all and because everyone and their Grandma has heard of this travesty by now.

2. Brickleberry - How else could I describe Brickleberry than a subpar clone of Family Guy? It was a generally realistic sitcom that somehow featured a talking animal that drank, smoked, and dated human women, it was loaded to the brim with cutaway gags and references to pop culture, the humor was extremely offensive, and the plots were about as wacky and contrived as you can get. As a big fan of Family Guy, I was disgusted at how much of a blatant generic knock-off of one of my favorite shows Brickleberry actually was. It took that iconic Family Guy formula and completely trashed it. I swear that whoever made this show wanted to be "the next Seth MacFarlane" but had only seen 5 seconds of a Family Guy episode ahead of time.

1. Modern Robot Chicken - How else could I end the list aside from this horrible compilation of stop motion animated awfulness? What started out as an amazing series with some of the best animated sketches I've ever seen ended up becoming a hateful, spiteful, and just all around mean spirited filth fest. An average new episode of Robot Chicken will make the viewers feel uncomfortable, grossed out, and personally insulted within the first 3 minutes. I honestly can't even picture the voice actors saying some of these things with a good conscience. Making fun of the handicapped, suicide jokes, domestic violence jokes, 9/11 jokes, school shooting jokes, and even mean spirited jokes about Autism of all things are the norm in this series. But the straw that broke the camel's back for my love of Robot Chicken is the time they made fun of that incident where a couple of girls dragged their friend out into the woods and stabbed her in the name of Slender-Man. How can anyone possibly laugh at such a horrific circumstance? That girl is STILL suffering to this day, poor Peyton Leutner will be undoubtedly be scared for the rest of her life by that terrible thing that happened. If Peyton's parents ever see that joke at the expense of their daughter's suffering, they will be furious and depressed at the same time as any loving parent would be. I mean, it's one thing to use racial stereotypes and celebrity bashing for shock value:But making fun of an innocent little girl's pain while she's still suffering is one of the worst things any human being could possibly do and I still can't believe that they even thought of going that far. I'll admit that Robot Chicken was once an amazing show but I have absolutely no respect for Seth Green or any of the writers anymore for some of the downright horrible things they've said/shown in the past couple of seasons. Some of the worst things I've ever heard in my entire life came from Robot Chicken. I can't even believe how low they will go just to make a hurtful joke at the expense of everything and everyone. Nothing is sacred in the eyes of the writers and they have made that very clear by now. I no longer support anything the show does now and my DVDs have more or less been lent over to my mom who still finds the show funny. I don't care if you still like the show but for me personally at least, I can't get myself to support anything that viciously exploits a real little girl's pain and suffering for a cheap laugh in good conscience. That type of behavior is completely against everything that I stand for.