Treedaishijiru: Euro Truck Simulator 2

Treedaishijiru: Euro Truck Simulator 2 is an episode of Behind the Tree Friends in the "Treedaishijiru" section. Here, Pierce, Howdy, Britton, and Bun are in a private online server for Euro Truck Simulator 2, racing each other for no reason. These are the highlights.

Transcript
[Pierce's face cam is in one corner of the screen]

Pierce: What is up, you crap guys? This is Pierce, and this is Behind the Tree Friends: Treedaishijiru. I am playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 with three other guys.

[The screen goes split screen to three other screens as other face cams pop up one-by-one]

Britt: Hello, it's me Britt.

Howdy: Howdy, y'all! I'm Howdy.

Bun: And I'm Bun.

Pierce: Anyway, we are going to race each other. One to get to three destinations wins! We are going on a private server to do this.

[Cuts to them all ready to race]

Pierce: Start!

[They all drive off, Britton immediately ramming into Bun]

Bun: You motherfucker! You don't just ram into people at the START of the race!

[Cuts to them basically being stuck in traffic in different locations. Britt is playing music on his side. The music was Dynamite Hack's Switcheroo.]

Pierce: What is that genre? Some form of metal?

Britt: Seriously? It's post-grunge, dude! Metal is a bunch of dudes in "edgy" costumes screaming into the microphone!

Pierce: I swear, that must be some form of relaxed metal-

Britt: IT'S NOT FUCKING METAL, GODDAMMIT!!!

Bun: Jesus, and I thought my rage at games was hard...

Howdy: Can you put something else on?

[Britt turns on Dynamite Hacks cover of Eazy Es Boyz In The Hood]

Howdy: Is this the same band?

Britt: Yeah.

Pierce: ...Is these lyrics... *Starts breaking into laughter* Eazy E's Boyz In The Hood?!

Britt: This version is better because the lyrics are all the same and they're white people. :P And the music is acoustic and not violent.

[As the song kept going, they snickered. Soon enough, they were all singing to it]

All 4: ''Started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know? I reached back like a pimp and I slap the hoe!''

[Cuts to Pierce getting to his destination]

Pierce: Yeah, muthafuckas!

Britt: *Was stuck in traffic with nowhere to go* Come on! Fucking move!

[Cuts to Britt behind a car that won't move. There's a caption saying "Britt is having poor luck with this game. :("]

Britt: Oh, look, it's a Honda Accord. More like Honda Accord-ing to Britton, you should get out of the way! *Honks his horn... and the output is very weak, like a muffled goose honk, with an image of a goose popping up when he honks his horn* Come on- *Double-take on the horn* What...? *Honk honk honk honk hooooonk* Are you kidding me...?

Pierce: Wait, hold on! *Honks his horn, same thing* Is this the problem with all of our horns?!

Bun: Fuck this game!

Howdy: Is this what European horns are like? I've never been to Europe.

Britt: Seriously, though, how'd Pierce manage to get to a destination when he's too dumb to know Dynamite Hack isn't heavy metal?

Pierce: Fuck you! *The argument is being done ironically*

[Cuts to Britt crashing into Pierce, capsizing both trucks in the process]

Pierce: I'm driving this truck!

Britt: Well, I'm fucking driving THIS truck, you ass!

Pierce: Let us trade insurance information!

[So Pierce and Britt are disqualified. Howdy and Bun got to their destinations. Now just two more for either or until either is out of commission.]

Howdy: *Trying to get across a toll booth* FUUUUUUUCK YOU- *Crashes into the lowering bar* Jesus! Is that thing made out of titanium?!

Bun: *Had the smarts to actually slow down and not crash* I'm going to get there without you.

Howdy: Why, you...!

[Cuts to them neck-and-neck and trying to get to their destinations Howdy is driving like a maniac, Bun is trying to abide by the rules of the road]

Howdy: I'MMA GONNA GET THERE!!!

Bun: You'll crash.

Howdy: Like hell I'll- *Crashes and his engine malfunctions* NOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[Cuts to Bun declaring he's won]

Bun: BUN WINS! BUN WINS! BUN IS THE BEST!

Pierce: Well, Bun wins. Of course. If he lost it will never be pretty.

Britt: This game sucks.

Howdy: You know what, I totally agree.

Pierce: Hey, can I come with-

Britt: Fuck you.

Howdy: BRITTON AND HOWDY REALIZE FRIENDSHIP IS MORE IMPORTANT!

[Shows an after-video note]

"Britton made this little gem for me. Fuck you too, Britt. ILY, TTYL. ~ Pierce <3"

[It shows the music video for Pierce Thinks Dynamite Hack is Heavy Metal.]