You Are Not Handsome

Starring

 * 1) Tycoon

Featuring

 * 1) Sickly
 * 2) Scoopy
 * 3) Sparky
 * 4) Cheesy
 * 5) Todd

Plot
Tycoon is having a bath when he gets a call from Sickly to tell him that there is going to be a handsome contest. Tycoon agrees to go and continues taking his bath. Tycoon is putting men's deodrant on and goes to a men's beauty parlour called the "Handsome Parlour". Scoopy is seen at the counter. Tycoon asks Scoopy to make him handsome and Scoopy calls for Sparky. Sparky touches the water to wash his hands but gets electrocuted and dies.

Scoopy gets mad and decides to do the job himself. Scoopy puts the "Face Changer" on Tycoon's face and switches it on. Tycoon gets out to realize he now has buckteeth and a heart-shaped nose. He is so excited, he accidentally knocks Scoopy into another room where she is brutally killed.

When Tycoon gets outside, his tie flies out. It is run over by a van. Cheesy drives up and decides to get Tycoon's tie for him. Cheesy asks Tycoon if he'd like a lift. Tycoon says yes and to get him to the handsome contest. Cheesy gets Tycoon in one of the front seats and himself in the other. He tries to start, but due to the weight of Tycoon, the car won't go, so Cheesy decides to get out and push. Meanwhile, Sickly decides to change the handsome contest to an originality contest. Cheesy pushes Tycoon until he is tired out. He stands in front of the car and Tycoon decides to continue driving, running over Cheesy and killing him.

Tycoon continues driving until he crashes, changing his nose and teeth back to the way they were. Todd asks him if he needs some help and Tycoon says yes and Todd drives him to the "formally handsome contest, now originality contest". The car crashes, they both end up flying and Tycoon ends up accidentally jumping on Todd, killing him

Sickly awards Tycoon with the medal for "most original contestant".