Fun PlayPlace Face-Off/Script

(HTF Theme song plays)

Cuddles: [singing] The burgers here are good, the chicken nuggets good, the fries are good, and the soda pop is really good! [end of song]

Sniffles: I only like the fries here.

Cuddles: [gasp] What....? You don't like the burgers?

Sniffles: No.

Cuddles: What about the nuggets?

Sniffles: Nuh-Uh.

Cuddles: Not even the burgers?

Sniffles: Nah.

Cuddles: [silence for a second and while they are talking, the screen moves to the PlayPlace] What about the PlayPlace?

[Music is playing and the screen shows the tree friends (including Handy, Petunia, Nutty, and Lammy] screaming, squealing, and having fun.]

Sniffles: [shudders] Ugh.

Generic Tree Friend: Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get you?

Cuddles : I want that one!

GTF: The Happy Meal?

Cuddles: Yeah!

''[The generic tree friend looks at Cuddles for a second. the latter nods his head.]''

GTF: Okay, one Happy Meal for you.

Toothy: [mumbles] Uh, can I get a, uh, Happy Meal?

GTF: What was that, sweetie?

Cuddles: He said he wants a happy meal.

GTF: Okay, chicken burger with Rooster Sauce.

Toothy: [mumbles] Yeah yeah, and chicken nuggets!

GTF: [confused] So..?

Cuddles: Didn't you hear him? He said he wants the chicken nuggets.

GTF: Alright then. [turns to Sniffles] And what would you like?

Sniffles: I would like a Happy Meal.

GTF: [happily] Okay then!

Sniffles:  [interrupts] Except, take out the burger. I just want the fries, the drink, and the toy.

GTF: Uh sweetie, we're not allowed to do that. You have to order the burger with it.

Sniffles: But I only like the fries here. Why can't I just get it, minus the burger?

GTF: 'Cause that's how it works. You order a Happy Meal, you have to get the burger.

Sniffles: Alright then, this is what I want you to do: I'd like a side of fries, a kid-size drink, and one of those toys; the boy one, not the girl one. And, you know those bags that say "Happy Meal"? Put it all in one of those for me. Please.

GTF: Honey, I am not gonna do that.

Sniffles: Hmm...

Cuddles: [turns to Jeff] Jeff, why don't you just give the burger to Toothy?

Toothy: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Sniffles: I'm sorry Cuddles, but I can't. ''[Toothy becomes sad. pats his back and comforts him]'' It's the principle of the thing.

GTF: [to Cuddles] Ma'am, we can't give him a Happy Meal without the burger. It'd be against the rules.

Cuddles: [whispers] Just put it on the side.

''[The generic tree friend rolls his eyes. Later, Cuddles, Toothy, and Sniffles are walking and sitting down at a table. Sniffles then opens his meal, and pulls out a toy, which is a cow-like woman.]''

Sniffles: [mumbles] This is not what I wanted...

''[Sniffles slides the toy away, then reaches into his meal bag, and pulls out the burger. He then chucks it away, only for Toothy to jump out of his seat and go after it. He then splatters ketchup all over it. Meanwhile Cuddles is looking at the ballpit as Handy and Petunia play in the ballpit and scream]''

Cuddles: So you guys want to go to the PlayPlace yet?

[Nutty yells as he goes down a slide into a ballpit]

Sniffles: [dipping his fries in ketchup] I don't think I will.

Cuddles: You're joking me, right?

Sniffles: I'm terrible at playing and- [Toothy interrupts Sniffles' sentence as he jumps into his seat from behind with a ketchup-covered burger] Anyways, ball pits are filthy. Do you know how many tree friends have probably thrown up in there?

Cuddles: [whispers] But it's worth it!

Toothy: [while splitting his burger] Hey, wanna try my "blood burger"?

Cuddles: [while pushing his dish forward] Sure, try all my stuff.

''[Cuddles and Toothy are seen grossly sharing food together, each of them eating each other's food. Toothy is then splatting a smoothie on Cuddles' burger]''

Cuddles: [patting his hand on the smoothie cup, making the smoothie come out] No, like this.

''[A short montage of Toothy and Cuddles eating each other's food plays. The camera then shows Sniffles looking at them in a horrified fashion]''

Toothy and Cuddles: Yummy!

Cuddles: [picking up a clump of the burger smoothie] You want some?

Sniffles: [holding his fries away from them] I'm-I'm good.

Cuddles: Okay. [he and Toothy resume eating, splattering smoothie around]

Sniffles: [looking at the bathroom] May I be excused?

Cuddles: [kneeling on the table) Hey buddy, can I have one of your [slow-motion] fries?

[A gross image of Cuddles' hand reaching for Sniffles' fries appears, and Sniffles is seen closing his eyes, then opening them]

Sniffles: [pulling his fries away] NOOOOOO!!!

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Here's the rest of the script that will be edited soon.

[Everyone in the restaurant turns to look at Jeff]

Mary: Jeff, why don't we use our inside voices, okay?



Jeff: I'm-I'm sorry, I just--I don't like people touching my fries.



Jeff: I'm going to the bathroom. [putting his fries down on the table] , I want you to promise me. Make a solemn promise you will not touch my fries. I will stand here and pee myself until you promise.



Jeff: [hand raised in the air and putting it down] , I'm serious. Do you promise? [ blinks] Promise me.



Jeff: Promise me!



Jeff: Really?



Jeff: [putting down his fries] I believe in you,. I know you're not going to lie to me.



Jeff: I'm walking to the bathroom.



Jeff: Walking around to the corner.



[Jeff runs to the bathroom, just as smirks at Sumo]



Sumo: [he looks up at ] Hmm?



Sumo: [mouth full] What? [ grabs Jeff's fries] You gonna eat 'em?



Sumo: Alright!

Tee hee.

''[ then gets up, and runs to the Fun Dungeon, not noticing he left one of Jeff's fries on his seat. and Sumo then see the Fun Dungeon, and Sumo runs towards it, but stops him]''

[taking off his shoes and puts them in the cubby]  You gotta put your shoes in the cubby, see? [taking pink shoes out of the cubby] Then you put on a fresh pair.

Sumo: Fresh.. [flushing is heard from the bathroom] Oh, he's coming out! Let's hide!

[Jeff walks out of the bathroom, shocked that his fries aren't on his table while running up to it]

Jeff: [stuttering] My f- my fr- my-- FRIIIES!!!

Cashier: [looking at Jeff] Oh lord.

[Jeff then looks at 's seat, and sees one of his fries on it]

Jeff: CLAAAAREEEEEEENNNCE!!!

''[Jeff sees and Sumo hiding behind a slide with Blaide walking by. He then angrily walks over to them]''

Sumo: Oh man, we sure got him.

Now he has to have fun.

''[Both and Sumo run to a slide, as Jeff chases them, knocking over Percy in the process. goes up a slide, but Sumo gets caught by Jeff]''

Jeff: [angrily shaking Sumo] WHERE ARE THEY?!

Sumo: [laughing] I don't know! is the mastermind!

''[Jeff then throws Sumo off the slide. Meanwhile, is at the ball pit, diving into it, and swimming across. Shortly after, Jeff appears, then does a flip dive into the ball pit, swimming towards. then looks behind him, seeing that the people inside are being pulled down, startling who swims faster and reaches the end of the ball pit. then climbs up some platforms in the next room, as Jeff enters shortly after.]''

Jeff: Where are my fries, ?!

Hee hee. [crawls into a rope tunnel, seeing Jeff behind him at the start of it] See, isn't this fun???

''[Jeff angrily growls, as he grabs the edge of the rope tunnel, and whips it, shaking the tunnel, causing 's arm and leg to fall through. Jeff then crawls towards, who quickly gets out of it, and goes up to a pink tunnel and a blue tunnel.]''

[goes in the pink tunnel, just as Jeff enters, and goes after in the pink tunnel]

Jeff: ?! [sees a little girl]

Girl: Hi. [Jeff passes by her] Bye.

[Jeff then reaches the end of a tunnel, with a window at the end, and he looks outside, seeing Sumo playing with the woman-like cow toy]

Sumo: [in a girly voice, playing with the toy] But dad I don't want to stay on the farm, I want to go to the city. [normal voice] You better best know your place, little lady.

[On the window, an arm appears from the top, and Jeff sees the arm belongs to ]

Jeff: !

''[ then crawls backwards from the edge quickly, and Jeff spots a loose window in the tunnel, which he kicks out of place as he climbs on top of the tunnel. Jeff then corners in an area with a foam fencing]''

I was just kidding!

Jeff: COME, BACK, HERE, !

''[Jeff then tries to tackle, who gets out of the way in time to dodge. then rips a foam tube from the fence and swings it at Jeff, which hits Jeff's face. Suspenseful music starts playing as Jeff then responds by grabbing a foam tube of his own, as jumps away onto a lower tunnel. Jeff then tries to strike as he's jumping down, but  blocks it, and pushes Jeff away, and the two then get into a sword fight as the children watch]''

Sammy: [walking up to Mary] Oh, hey Mary!

Mary: Oh, hey Sammy, how are ya?

Sammy: I'm good! Did you come here with ?

Mary: Well I'm not here for the food. [chuckles] Well, he and his buddies are playing right now.

Sammy: Oh, well maybe Shawn can join them! [Shawn appears from behind Sammy] You think he and would get along?

Mary: Oh for sure, all the kids love !

[Camera cuts back to Jeff's face in the foam tube fight]

Jeff: [holding his foam tube up] I'M GONNA KILL YOU !! [slams his tube down on, who blocks it]

[knocks Jeff back]

Jeff: Then explain how you ate my fries! [swings tube down onto, who blocks it again]



Jeff: [interrupts] FRIES! [knocks 's tube out of his hand and off the tunnel]

''[ backs away, falls off and into a net, and runs into a yellow tunnel. Jeff immediately follows him. falls in a red slide but spreads his arms, preventing himself from falling.]''

Jeff: This is what you get,. [he raises his foot at him] This is what happens when you eat another man's fries! : Jeff, wait! [Jeff puts his foot on 's face] I didn't! They're right here! It's in a cares pocket of come of care. [he pulls Jeff's fries out of his back pocket] They were here the whole time! 

Jeff: [Jeff takes his foot off of 's face.] Huh?

[ throws the fries, but they fall and slide down] Oh no!

[Jeff looks surprised, then inhales.]

Jeff:, listen. I... I have my own complex reasons for things. Things you could never understand. [He motions to the left] Reasons for people not to touch my fries. [He motions to the right] Reasons I never go into fun spaces.



''[A view of the outside fun dungeon is seen with Blaide running in the fun dungeon, Courtlin going down a slide and more children playing and screaming. The frame turns back to Jeff]''

Jeff: Oh... yeah... well, um...

[ slips and nearly falls down the slide until Jeff grabs him by his ankle]



Jeff: If you die, I... die, too. [His hand slips and he slides down with ]

Whoa! Oh...

''[they both slide down with a dazed look on their faces and their hair messy. They are greeted with Sumo eating the fries that fell down the slide earlier. Jeff starts laughing. joins him]''

Jeff: Heh... Ah hahaha.

[He playfully punches Jeff's shoulder]

Jeff: Ow! ''[He smiles and pushes off of the slide. Sumo continues to eat the fries]''

[They all look up as Mary enters while texting on her phone]

Mary: You guys are playing too rough. Come on, let's go.

''[ and Jeff continue laughing. As Jeff starts to leave, the Girl comes out of the slade and lands on Jeff's back.]''

' Girl' : Hi.

''[Cut to the outside of Rough Riders Chicken. , Mary, Jeff, and Sumo leave.]''



[Jeff turns his back.]



Jeff: Oh- Well- um... I'm sorry I tried to kill you.

[ squeezes his arms to his face.]

It made it more fun, I guess.

Jeff: Yeah, It kinda did.

[ puts his arm out.]



[Jeff stares silently at 's hand with ketchup and particles of fries on it while Pigs squeal in the background.]

Jeff: ..sure!

[Jeff shakes his hand with, then puts his other hand on Jeff and shakes faster.]



[His pupils enlarge. Jeff quickly springs hand out of 's, then walks away with the same position.]

Jeff: Yep... friends!

[A Girl quietly sobs inside Rough Riders Chicken. Cut to the girl looking for her shoes in the Shoe Cubby.]

Girl 2: I can't find my Light-Up Princess Shoes!

''[Cut to a shot of wearing Girl 2's shoes, with a groove song playing in the background. The song continues on as Mary's car drives away.]''

Singer: Oh snap! Too cool! So hot! ''Yeeeaaahhh! (chicka-chah)''

[Cut to sitting next to Sumo in the car.]



[Sumo jumps in shock.]

Sumo (worried) : Y- yeah, whatever. I don't care about no girly toy!

''[Sumo looks in the window, with his reflection showing. A piano plays in the background. We cut to a montage of him with the cow toy, while a song is playing in the background. Cut to the scene when Jeff slides the toy to Sumo, then Sumo slowly looks at it. Cut to Sumo getting thrown off the slide, and landing in a ball pit. Sumo looks at the cow toy next to him. Cut to Sumo speaking to the cow toy, with Jeff looking at Sumo at the top. Cut to Sumo on a roundabout with the cow toy, then suddenly he falls off. Fade into Sumo with the cow toy as Sumo "walks" the cow toy to the bathroom, while a looping background of Buckley O' Neil on a big chicken is behind the toy. Cut to Sumo showing the cow toy the Eiffel Tower in France. Then cut to the cow toy on the ground in Rough Riders Chicken, while a Janitor walks past, with 's shoes still in the cubby. The lights turn off.]''

Sumo: When I got that girl toy, my life changed It was all I had When Jeff was mad It was good to have her by my side And I know she'll be my best bride Oh that's right, she's gone for good

[The episode ends.]