Elijah

Elijah is a small Squirrel that loves to play and stay wild he loves to show others his private parts and that is weird but he does get mad at his sister aka Sissy what he calls her. He cries when he is bullied by his 1 year older sister who is 4 years on which he is 3 he doesn’t have cubs eyes because he looks cute like that.

DEATHS KILLS
 * 1) Slappy time: While getting naked someone stabs eye out with a knife and Thought it was a evil naked midget and he found out it was him.
 * 2) Metro station: Cheyenne gives him the phone to watch cars on YouTube and he gets distracted and falls in the tracks and the train rapidly smashes him and guts and organs are found on the rails and wheels.
 * 3) Trampoline: He jumps on a trampoline and falls off then stabs his gut out.
 * 4) Night night sleep tight: Elijah dies of liver failure.
 * 5) Elijahs car smoochie:
 * 6) option 1: Gets ran over by the car and smashes him to death
 * 7) option 2: He drives a car at a young age he couldn't reach the petals and wrecked then falls of to sharp blades.
 * 8) Option 3: His mom drives and brakes hard until he flies out and gets impaled by a sign.
 * 9) easy does it: He went into shock when he fell off a cliff into a trampoline.
 * 10) Going home: After leaving Tracy, CA he gets his arm and leg cut off and bleeds to death
 * 11) Weep and cry: He pees on a electrical cord and gets electrocuted.
 * 12) Home is were the hurt is: Falls of stairs and gets stabbed by needle.
 * 13) Evil tablet: Plays on tablet and gets seizures
 * 14) Ka Pow Sky high: Falls to death on a skyscraper.

derpin: Falls and stabs sniffles on the back

Lazy day: Goes to Costco and shoots a giant fan killing all even himself

Nutter Butter: Falls with cheese grater and slices petunia’s Face.