He's All Right

He's All Right is an episode of HTFF.

Starring

 * Berg

Featuring

 * Germy
 * Doppler

Appearances

 * Giggles
 * Pop
 * Cub
 * Leif
 * Mick and Mack

Plot
Berg is driving in his car until seeing a kitten on the road. He swerves out of the way, sending himself down a hill and crashing into a tree. He sighs in relief, when the tree suddenly falls, crushing the left half of his body.

Hours later, Berg wakes up in a hospital ward. Germy tells him he is lucky to be alive, however he has had a great loss. Looking in a mirror, Berg screams because half his body is gone, then falls over. Germy hands Berg a cane to help him walk.

Trying to walk home, Berg limps and struggles just to keep balance on his remaining foot. He passes Doppler, who is reporting about the weather. He says today is going to be great. Listening to this, Giggles goes outside and play. Suddenly, the ground begins shaking and a giant crack forms. Giggles falls into it.

Pop is reading a newspaper on a bench as his son plays in a sandbox. The crack comes under the sandbox and sends Cub falling, to the obliviousness of his father. Leif is also caught in the midst of the earthquake. He hops over the crack and avoids a demise, only to walk under a ladder which inexplicably closes on him. Siamese twins Mick and Mack are literally split apart by the crack.

The entire left half of town is destroyed by the earthquake. Berg, on the right side, is unaffected. The crack makes its last stop under Doppler's feet and expands. Doppler grabs hold on to a nearby tree and Berg's hand. The earthquake finally ends and the crack disappears. However, Berg is left with Doppler's left half.

Back at the hospital, Berg comes out with his left half replaced by Doppler's. Doppler regains consciousness and is not amused of his predicament. So he tries to saw his way out of it, to Berg's pain.

Deaths

 * 1) Giggles and Cub fall into the crack.
 * 2) A ladder closes on Leif.
 * 3) Doppler is ripped in half (revived as part of Berg's body).

Injuries

 * 1) Berg's left half is crushed.
 * 2) Mick and Mack are split in two.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode Berg survives.