Pipe Dream

Starring

 * Sniffles

Featuring

 * Buck and Chuck
 * Jacky
 * Lumpy
 * The Mole
 * Bastion
 * Flaky
 * Cuddles

Appearing

 * Toothy

Plot
Sniffles is the manager of a post office, His employees are Bastion, Flaky and Lumpy. One day Sniffles comes up with a new way to deliver mail. Soon Sniffles has installed air pipes all over town. The scene changes to The Mole driving. The Mole hits one of the pipes and launches part of it. Buck, Chuck and Jacky are hanging out when the pipe hits JAcky and Chuck impaling them on a tree. Buck screams in horror and is then ran over by The Mole.

Then the scene changes to Cuddles who is getting his mail but when he opens his mail box a bunch of letters shoot out and cut him to peices. The camera follows the pipe back to the post office where it shows Lumpy shoving large amounts of letters into one pipe. Sniffles see's what Lumpy is doing is yells at him. Lumpy backs up and slips on a letter he dropped. Lumpy lands on the lever that controls the pipes and sets them to super suck. One pipe catches Flaky and rips off her skin. Another pipe sucks in Bastion's ears ripping them off along with the top off his head scalping him. Lumpy tries to fix the mess and sets the pipes to blow, but the pipes fill the post office with air and it explodes.

Dust clears and Lumpy lies buried under rubble. Sniffles opens his eyes to find his back is stuck on a pipe which is still working but lucky for him the lever switched to off. Sniffles sighs in relief only for a letter to land on the lever and swithing it to super suck. The pipe sucks out Sniffles organs and he dies. The iris close on Toothy opening his mailbox and getting impaled by Flaky's quills.

Moral
Better Late Than Lever

Deaths

 * 1) Chuck and Jacky are impaled by a pipe.
 * 2) Buck is ran over
 * 3) Flaky is skinned
 * 4) Bastion is scalped
 * 5) Lumpy is crushed by rubble
 * 6) Sniffles organs are sucked out.
 * 7) Toothy is impaled by Flaky's quills

Trivia

 * 1) Lumpy and The Mole are responseble for everyones death.
 * 2) Chuck and Jackt end up on the tree just like Cuddles and Giggles in Carpol Tunnel of Love