Chupie's Rap

Chupie the chupabra does a rap song

Lyrics
You wanna know who be sucking all dem goats?

I'm a chupacabra legendary creature,

Tiny ass goat you know I'm gonna eat ya,

I suck goats like a bad motherf******,

Cabra means goat,

Chupa means sucka,

I'm the most badass Pokémon you can tame,

I be sucking on goats like every day,

My thick ass skin is like ancient armor,

I suck more goats than an Appalachian farmer,

You wanna hang with me?

Than your out of luck,

Unless you be bringing some goats to suck,

You think I'm a myth,

Man I'll slit your throat,

You must believe me when I say,

I suck so much goat,

I came to drink chocolate milk and suck on goat,

But I'm all out of milk,

That's my favorite throat!

I suck on goats every week and weekend,

If I ain't sucking goats than I'm probably sleeping,

I got a goat sucking process,

You know you want it?

Number 1 find a goat,

Number 2 suck on it,

I suck on goats from here to New Orleans,

I suck more goats than a milking machine,

Goats are my very snack to attack,

Eating them in the night of pitch black,

Goats taste so good,

When yo a monster in da hood,

My wings and fangs are so scary,

I'll eat you goats no matter how big and hairy,

Did you know that I'm not some stupid myth?

AAAHHH! real monster,

Man it makes me pissed,

I'm a great hungry beast,

From the west to the east,

Many goats died because of me,

Give me some goats and I'll set you free,

I know that my rhymes may sound like crap,

But damn, who knew that a monster could rap?

I'm the greatest of all time,

Can't you see?

G to the O to the A to the T,

Chupacabra bitches,

I hope you take notes,

I'm a bloody thirsty gangsta,

Imma suck yo goats!