Kickboxing it Old School

Kickboxing it Old School is an episode of Aussie Outback Friends.

Starring

 * Joey
 * Tazzy

Appearances

 * Platto
 * Kuddly
 * Hairy
 * Prickles
 * Stripes
 * Generic Outback Friends

Plot
A kickboxing match goes on and many spectators cheer with suspense. The famed kickboxing champion, Joey, earns his title once again defeating a generic kangaroo. Nearby, Tazzy is seen selling hot dogs to the crowd. Platto takes one with relish and onions, but disgusted by the veggie toppings, he quickly slides them onto another hot dog and sneaks away. A hungry Tazzy bites this hot dog and snaps from eating the vegetables.

Joey looks around for another competitor, then Tazzy jumps into the ring and runs toward the roo. Joey stands on his tail and kickboxes him several times. Around the eighth kick, Tazzy chomps Joey's foot and tosses him. Joey takes off his left glove to rub his foot, leaving it vulnerable. Tazzy bites off Joey's exposed hand, then gets punched by the other hand still in a glove.

Joey covers his stub with the glove and makes a big jump. Tazzy looks around for his opposer, when Joey lands stomping him and tries to hold him down. Prickles walks beside the ring for a front row seat. Tazzy yanks off some of his quills and uses them to stab Joey. He is rendered weak and as he tries to crawl away, Tazzy pulls him back in. He prepares to finish the job. Just then, Joey remembers a little surprise in his pouch. He opens his pouch and a venomous snake leaps on Tazzy's face.

The round ends and the crowd cheers for another victory. Joey is given the grand prize, a boxing belt. As he holds it, the belt falls due his missing hand. He wraps the belt around his stub. A swoolen Tazzy regains consciousness and sneaks up behind Joey. However, he uses the belt's solid gold center to punch him in the face. This throws the Tasmanian devil near Platto, still enjoying his hot dog. The episode ends with Tazzy attacking Platto for the hot dog.

Moral
"Kick the Habit."

Deaths

 * 1) Platto is possibly killed by Tazzy offscreen (debatable).

Injuries

 * 1) Joey's foot is bitten.


 * 1) Tazzy rips off and eats Joey's left hand.
 * 2) Prickles' quills are painfully yanked off.


 * 1) Joey is stabbed by Prickles' quills.


 * 1) Tazzy's eye swells from a venomous snake bite.


 * 1) Tazzy is punched by the belt and sent flying.


 * 1) Platto is attacked by Tazzy.

Trivia

 * This is the first episode of AOF that has no deaths, just injuries. It is possible that Platto was killed offscreen, though Joey or someone else may have helped him (debatable).
 * The first starring role Joey survives.