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And now for 10 Halloween jokes.

1) What kind of dog did Dracula own? A bloodhound.

2) What is Frankenstein's favorite food? Frankfurters.

3) What do you call a shaved werewolf? An underwearwolf.

4) Why is it a bad idea to babysit zombies? They're spoiled rotten.

5) Where do witches learn their magic spells? At a spelling bee.

6) Why was the ghost kicked out of the movie theater? Because he booed.

7) Why was the mummy kicked out of the movie theater? He kept cursing.

8)  Why weren't the ghost and mummy kicked out at the screening of the Emoji Movie? Because everyone else there booed and cursed for them.

9) What are Jason Voorhees' favorite months? July, August, September, October and November (look at your calendar and you'll get it)

10) What kind of canine glows in the dark? A jackal lantern.