Script to Pieces

Script to Pieces is an episode of HTFF.

Starring

 * Illogical

Featuring

 * Booky
 * Speaky
 * Flippy
 * Fungus
 * Doppler

Appearances

 * Booko
 * Lumpy
 * Leif

Plot
At the library, Speaky chatters on her cell phone, to the annoyance of Booky and Flippy. Illogical is there looking for a book to read. He discovers a dark corner behind a shelf and sees a glowing book floating in mid-air, so he grabs it. The first reading tells him to get out of the library. Illogical is puzzled about this - until Flippy flips out from stress, crams Speaky's cell phone into her ear, and shuts Booky's book on his head.

Illogical leaves the place in the nick of time. It is then he discovers the book he took was actually the script for the episode, and by reading it, he will be able to cheat death. Illogical takes a nice stroll and stops to see Fungus rooting through a trash can. Illogical reads on, takes a few steps back, and avoids a garbage truck which backs up into the wall. The driver, Lumpy, moves his truck to reveal Fungus' squashed remains.

With a sigh of relief, Illogical realizes he is invincible. As he continues his stroll, he swerves away from Leif, who is squashed by a falling tree. Doppler reports that it will be a sunny day, but by reading the script, Illogical fortells a massive wind storm. This immediately comes into effect and Doppler is blown away, but Illogical sheilds himself with an umbrella.

The script book's pages are blown off, so Illogical attempts to get them back. As he drifts through the wind, he unknowingly impales Doppler with his umbrella. One by one, he grabs the pages and puts them back in the book. The wind soon stops, Illogical floats back to the ground, and sees the last page in the distance.

Another breif wind blows the page back to him, but it slices his arm off. His blood stains the page and makes it unreadable. Acting quickly, Illogical uses a pen to change the episode's ending. Not only does he get is arm fixed, but turns his house into an expensive mansion. Illogical kisses the script, when his chair suddenly closes on him. It turns out there was one sentence on the last page that remained intact: Illogical's demise.

Deaths

 * 1) Speaky gets her cell phone jammed into her brain.
 * 2) Booky's book is closed on his head.
 * 3) Fungus is squashed by a garbage truck.
 * 4) Leif is crushed by a tree.
 * 5) Doppler is skewered to Illogical's umbrella.
 * 6) Illogical's chair closes on him.

Trivia

 * Booko is briefly seen in the library.
 * Originally, an earthquake took the place of the wind scene.