Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28396600-20171206232504

Here's some of mine:

-I used to think Jessica Simpson was a character from The Simpsons.

-Similar to above, I used to think Jonah Hill was a character from King of the Hill.

-Whenever I'd watch Shrek and he'd make the ear wax candle, I used to think the term ear wax was plural. I'd say that he made a candle out of one ear wack lol.

-I used to think that Meg from Family Guy's name was Lois. I remember one time my friend was telling me about a joke where Peter and Lois were roleplaying and I said something like "I can't believe you are talking about incest". He looked at me funny because apparently, I had no idea that Lois was his wife and not his daughter lol.

-One time, when I was at school my friends and I were writing down a bunch of names for made up Lilo & Stitch experiments. Most of the names rhymed with Stitch and when I couldn't think of anything I suggest we call one Bitch. I had no idea it was a cuss word and thought I had made it up........until everybody else in the room gasped and told me that I had swore.

-I referred to George W. Bush as George Washington once when I was in Kindergarten.

-When my cousin first introduced to me to the show, I thought SpongeBob was supposed to be a piece of cheese despite his name clearly being SPONGEbob.

-When I was REALLY young, I made up some extremely grotesque comedy story about zombie kittens that for some reason, I found hilarious. Now I think that's absolutely disturbing, but I probably didn't grasp the concept of death at that young age and thought zombies were just monsters.

-For some reason, I was TERRIFIED of the Grateful Dead bears when I was young. None of the graphic imagery on those heavy metal t-shirts and covers bothered me but for some reason, I thought those cute innocent looking teddy bears were high octane nightmare fuel. I think it had something to do with their black eyes and gaping mouths looking a bit Uncanny Valley-ish to me.

-I once flushed a turnip down the toilet when I was 5. I don't know why and quite honestly, I don't wanna know.

-Although I didn't know what it meant, I used to say chode all the time when I was in 2nd Grade because I thought it was a funny sounding word.

-One of the first fictional characters I came up with wasn't the least bit original. He was a dragon that looked a lot like Yoshi and his name was Snarf (yeah, just like the one from ThunderCats). I thought that idea was the best thing since sliced bread when I was in 5th Grade but now I can see how unoriginal it was. 