Derpsie Daisy!

Derpsie Daisy! is an episode of Season 42 of HTFF and is the first episode to formally introduce Derpsie.

Starring

 * Derpsie

Appearances

 * Hippy
 * Lumpy
 * Spoke
 * Splendid
 * Toothy
 * The Zebra
 * Psycho
 * Lumpoo
 * Generic Tree Friends

Plot
Derpsie walks towards the store and gets a shopping cart. Hippy has a full shopping cart, and Derpsie's cart runs into Hippy and splits him in half, killing him. Derpsie gets a bunch of random items, but instead of throwing them into her own cart, she throws them into Hippy's cart and takes the cart with her.

Derpsie gives them to cashier Lumpy. The register says $297.64, but Derpsie puts down a paperclip and takes the items. Lumpy gets mad, but sees the sensors, and sees he has nothing to worry about. Derpsie sets off the alarm, causing a bunch of police to come by. Spoke runs up to Derpsie, but one of the items is scissors, which falls off the pile of items in the cart and impales Spoke. Splendid comes down and gasps.

Derpsie loudly yells "Derp!" and Officer Toothy comes up and tazes Derpsie, whom doesn't notice and keeps on walking with the cart. Toothy gets confused and jumps in the pile so he can remove everything. A bunch of items fall out to reveal Toothy impaled by parts of a TV screen.

Lumpy comes out and tackles Derpsie, making the cart tip over and letting all of the items spill out of it. Lumpy hands Derpsie to the police, and sees a sandwich. Lumpy opens the pack, but since he didn't pay for it, he is handcuffed and put in a police car. Derpsie is in another police car. Derpsie says "Derp!" again, but next to Derpsie is Psycho, whom shakes around so much the car crashes into Lumpy's house. Lumpoo freaks out when he sees the house broken down.

Moral
Steal is a great material!

Deaths

 * Hippy is split in half.
 * Spoke is impaled by scissors.
 * Toothy is impaled by parts of a TV screen.
 * Derpsie, Psycho, and the officer GTF driving the car die when they crash into Lumpoo's house.

Trivia

 * The Zebra sits next to Lumpy in the police car.