Character Interview: Bun

Plot
The interviewer asks: "Bun, how are you today? "Fine, actually. I was ready to go to the bakery, when I realized it's my birthday!",

"So what did you do for your birthday?" "I went to the Happy Tree Bakery, and I bought and baked thousands of buns. They were the best!" "That's good. Tell me about yourself."

"Well, I'm a bunyip with tusks who is addicted to buns. What else is there about me?" "Anything else?" "Nah, not really. But by the way, have you seen that Sneak jerk? He stole my money! Not the chameleon, the red fox, looks like Sly, have you seen him? If you do, tell me." "OK, I will." "How old are you?" "21." "OK, thanks for letting me know you. You do anything else, besides bake?" "I hang out with my bro, Leif. "I heard enough....."

"But wait!"


 * groan* "What?"

"Can I has buns?"

"NO, YOU CANT!

"Awwwwwwwww......"