Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10479874-20170521170636/@comment-28396600-20170810050708


 * Superman is having sex with a woman*

Superman:This is awesome, my penis is faster than a speeding bullet.


 * a hologram of Jor-El appears*

Jor-El:Hey lady, you know Superman has chylmidia right?

Superman:Come on dad, your kryptonite for vagina!