Band Class

School, 11:15 a.m.

LUMPY: All right, class. I want to see some of your abilities.

FLAKY: (stands up and plays guitar)

GIGGLES: I'm so jealous!!!!!

(Giggles, Petunia, and Lammy get up and punch Flaky. They also smash her guitar)

LUMPY: Hey hey hey hey hey, stop stop stop stop stop!!!!! What is wrong with you girls?! You're all suspended for five days.

GIGGLES: What?!?!

LUMPY: Did I stutter?

The girls leave.

5 hours later.....

FLIPPY: Flaky, I am sorry that you had to deal with that. I bought you a new guitar.

(Flaky opens the wrapping paper)

FLAKY: How'd you know what guitar I had?

FLIPPY: I have this picture of you back in 2004 in a concert.

FLAKY: Oh yeah. How come I never remembered that?

FLIPPY: You almost got killed because Mr. Pickles threw a knife at your head.

FLAKY: Oh yeah, I do remember that. I've told Lammy over 9000 times to get rid of that stupid Pickle. I once tried to kill him, only to get smacked in the hand by Lammy.

(flashback to June 24, 2010)

FLAKY: I have had enough of you killing innocent tree friends!!!!! Now you get what you deserve!!!!!

(she's about to slice Mr. Pickles with a knife, only to have Lammy put her hand on Flaky's hand)

LAMMY: Stop, stop, stop, just stop. If you kill Mr. Pickles, I will kill every tree friend to ever exist!!!!!

FLAKY: You must have an I.Q. of -9,000 to keep a killer pickle!!!!! And Lammy, I HATE YOU!!!!! (echoing 5 times in Flaky's head. sighs) I still remember it.

FLIPPY: Well at least it's over now.

FLAKY: (sighs) Yeah, you're right.