Ask Lucy Clover

Ask Lucy Clover anything.

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(a large explosion. Vinyl runs away from Viola who chases and tries to shoot her)
 * Q: "Ellie" How your day in Happy Tree Friends?
 * 1) Lucy: It's nice and fun, but those girly-girls are always jerk me off. I really don't like people rude at me, even at my friends. They are just... so selfish and don't have any dignity and respect.
 * Q: "Paws" How old are you?
 * 1) Lucy: Around 14 years old, maybe?
 * 2) Ginger: No, Luxy. You're aged 15 year old.
 * 3) Lucy: Then how about yours, Gin?
 * 4) Ginger: I'm... umm... 17 years old! *jumps into window*
 * Q: "Softy" Why you so cute?
 * 1) Lucy: ...umm, guys? Little help here.
 * 2) ST: Okay, so Lucy is cute since she was aged 6 year old. How that happened? It's just piece of cake, bro. Lucy always goes to adventure some dimensions, fights with monsters and doing something mischievous, along with me. But you know, I'm not cute and sweet, I'm so sassy and sour. Most like perfect for my names.
 * Q: "Morton" Can you make some puns? :3
 * 1) Vinyl: Well, sorry for that, pal. Because Lucy can't make some puns, but I can make you some puns.
 * 2) Lucy: Like what?
 * 3) Vinyl: Like, what do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWtain. *laughs along with Lucy*
 * 4) Viola: *yells at Vinyl* VINYL!!! *walks to Vinyl while caring a violin like-shotgun* DID YOU JUST MAKE A PUN?!
 * 5) Vinyl: Whoa there, Lin. You need to control your TEMPURA.
 * 1) Viola: COME BACK HERE, YOU SON OF F***ING B*TCH!!!
 * 2) Vinyl: I'M SO SORRY!!!