Pierre's France Smoochie

Pierre is about ready to celebrate his culture and heritage, but in the end, this will have you saying Sacrebleu!

Idle Animations

 * Pierre hums the lyrics to La Foule, a 1930s song by French singer Edith Piaf.
 * Pierre takes out a knife, looks at it, and almost snaps, before throwing it away.

Wine
A basket of wine falls near Pierre, who looks at it in shock. But grabs a bottle anyway, he proceeds to pour himself a glass and drinks it, and another, and another, and another, until he finishes the bottle. And ends up getting so drunk he trips and lands face first into the basket, breaking the bottles. And the glass cuts his face and he dies of blood loss.

Tour de France
A bicycle falls near Pierre. And he puts on a helmet and gets on the bike, as he is riding he accidently slams into a log and falls off the bike, when he tries to get up, a group of Generic Tree Friends who are riding bikes run over him, causing broken bones and cuts, a mangled Pierre tries to get up. Until one last rider runs over his head, crushing it.

Catacombs
The screen suddenly turns pitch black, and Pierre's eyes are the only things visable. He lights a match and notices that he is in the Catacombs of Paris, which are decorated with skulls and bones from the deceased. Pierre shivers and tries to escape, until he encounters a group of restless spirits, the match goes out and it is pitch black again, then sounds of ripping flesh and a screaming PIerre are heard, the light suddenly comes back on, showing Pierre's mutilated corpse, and a ghost floats toward the camara and giggles.

Deaths

 * 1) Pierre dies from injuries sustained from glass.
 * 2) Pierre is ran over by a bike.
 * 3) Pierre is mutilated by ghosts.