Door-to-Dorror

Door-to-Dorror is an episode of HTFF.

Starring

 * Swindler

Featuring

 * Naples
 * Flippy
 * Fatty
 * Random

Appearances

 * Whiskers

Plot
Swindler drives up to a house with a bunch of boxes in the trunk of his car. Although he has no idea what is inside them, he plans to sell individual boxes by lying about the contents. Flippy, clad in a bath towel and holding a brush, answers the knock on his door. Swindler tells him the box contains war supplies. This has caused Flippy to flip out, so he whacks Swindler several times with his brush before the rat retreats.

Coming to another house, Swindler's next customer happens to be Naples. He tells her that the box contains a barbecue set. Naples tells him she is on a vegan diet and shuts the door. Dissatisfied, Swindler goes to the next house, where he meets Fatty. He tells the overweight dog about the "barbecue" he's selling and Fatty eagerly offers to but it, but since he is low in cash, Swindler declines. Fatty gets hungry and attacks him. Swindler flees with bites taken out of him, while Fatty opens the box, only to find a diet book.

After making yet another unsuccessful sale at Whiskers' house, Swindler thinks of a way to up his game. The next house he visits is owned by Random. Swindler offers to sell his product by testing it out. A lemon is revealed to be in the box, and Random puts it in her mouth. Just as Swindler asks her to pay for it, she spits lemon juice into his eyes and shuts the door as he aimlessly runs off.

The sun sets and Swindler hasn't made any profit. He goes to one last house with a box and rings the doorbell. This activates a net to land on him, and it is revealed this was a trap set up by Flippy. Swindler opens his box to see if its contents can save him. A grenade happens to be inside and Flippy puts it in Swindler's mouth, blowing his head to bits. Flippy buys the products and pays the dead rat a penny.

Deaths

 * 1) Swindler's head is blown up.

Injuries

 * 1) Swindler is whacked on the head, attacked by Fatty, and gets lemon juice spat in his eyes.

Trivia

 * This is the first time Fatty appears without Chef Meow.
 * Naples and Whiskers are the only one of Swindler's customers who didn't injure him.
 * Tweets was planned to appear, but he was later replaced with Random.