Better Off Bread (FTF version)

While listening to his radio, Swany happily begins baking bread in his oven. Elsewhere, Flaky is laughing and frolicking through a flowery meadow. She begins falling, however, as we see that the flowers she was running through extend over the edge of a high cliff. Swany's super hearing picks up Flaky' screams, and he flies off to rescue her. As Swany flies upwards to catch the falling Flaky, he accidentally (and unknowingly) breaks her back. Swany stops after hearing something else and flies away.

Several seagulls and a baby seal lie covered in oil, where a nearby tanker has begun leaking after running into some rocks. Swany flies at an increased speed towards the accident, forcing Flaky's eyes to detach from their sockets. After considering for a few seconds, Swany fixes the hole in the ship by using his laser eyes to weld the hole shut.

Swany hears another yell. Feeling annoyed, he flies out to investigate. After he flies away the heat from part of the ship he welded shut ignites the oil, burning all of the oil-covered animals to death.

Meanwhile, Tarsy starts yelling for help while pointing upwards toward the sky. We find that he's pointing to a meteorite that is headed straight for Earth. Swany flies past Tarsy and prepares to attack the meteorite head on. As Swany flies upwards, the skin on Flaky' face begins to peel back, exposing the nerves of her face.

Swany hits, and destroys, the meteorite. Tarsy smiles at the glow of the destroyed meteorite and cheers Swany upon his return to Earth. Swany places Giggles down next to Tarsy and pats her on the head, unaware the she has died from the ordeal. Tarsy waves goodbye and thanks Swany as he flies away, but Tarsy is soon killed by one of the many small meteorites that have formed due to the destruction of the large meteorite.

Swany returns home, only to find that his bread is burnt, having been in the oven too long. He gasps and then faces up at the ceiling, screaming in grief and despair over the loss of his bread and flies out of his Acorn Fortress in anger and up into outer space. He begins flying around Earth many times in the opposite direction that Earth is rotating.

This makes the Earth rotate backwards, causing time to go reverse to before the meteorite approached Earth, before the animals were burned by the flaming oil, and before Flaky fell off the cliff. Swany flies back to his fortress and opens and closes his oven door to see that he has just put his bread into the oven. Again, he hears Flaky screaming. This time he thinks for a second and decides to turn up the volume on his radio, pretending he doesn't hear Flaky' distress.