Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27785593-20170904230920/@comment-28396600-20170916025643

Forget school:Everything I know I learned from Family Guy. Including:

Peter Griffin taught me how to whoop a chicken's ass

Stewie taught me that broccoli is evil

Meg taught me how awesome That 70s Show is

I learned how to pick up chicks from Quagmire (and have gotten many black eyes thanks to those stupid pickup lines)

Hitler liked riding unicycles and juggling fish (A rare historical fact that many don't know of)

The show taught me who the fuck Conway Twitty is

It allowed me to finally tell my parents about that nightmarish evil monkey in my closet

It's okay to make fun of Lindsay Lohan because she's an acceptable target

Never trust anyone named Herbert

Sometimes you can buy back your family's love by getting them a new Xbox

The Boss Baby isn't the least bit original

90s black guys are more dangerous than 80s black guys

Twinkie the Kid loved cosplaying as Wonder Woman

If you walk into a room and randomly start singing Surfing Bird by the Trash Men, people will think your awesome

Cookie Monster is a pathetic drug addict

Randy Newman likes to annoy people by singing commentary on everything that's going on

Yelling "HEY KOOL-AID!", is an easy way to clench your thirst

Peter Griffin is the reason Lady Gaga is a weirdo

The Snorks have very unusual ways of expressing sexual arousal

Saying "Shut up Meg" to someone you hate is funny as hell

You can get away with anything you want if you pretend to be the president of your own nation

If you start missing your dead dog;just go back in time and save him (it's as simple as that)