Eating Like a Pig

Eating Like a Pig is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Disco Bear develops a craving for bacon.

Starring

 * Disco Bear
 * Truffles

Featuring

 * Jerky
 * Atlas
 * Fatty
 * Grunts the Gruesome

Appearances

 * Boz
 * Fiora
 * Venue
 * Björn

Plot
Disco Bear walks into Boz's butcher shop for a snack. Putting a strip of bacon into his mouth, he is immediately astounded by the taste. He asks for more bacon, but Boz tells him he must pay. Disco Bear ends up being kicked out due to his empty wallet.

Later, Disco Bear bumps into Fiora and tries to flirt with her. However, his hunger distracts him. He decides he couldn't take it anymore and "dances" a fit of panic. Fatty passes by on his morning jog before fainting in exhaustion. Disco Bear makes sure nobody is looking, and then strips a piece of flesh off Fatty's belly. Venue swoops down to eat the rest of him.

Roasting it on his grill, Disco Bear wants more. He overhears Jerky forcing Atlas to do his geography homework. Disco Bear moves a fan up in front of them and turns it on. This causes the paper to blow through the wind, cutting the two pigs to pieces.

Disco Bear continues wandering around in search for more bacon. He spots Grunts the Gruesome burning a boat with Bjorn onboard (a traditional Norse funeral). Suddenly, Disco Bear pushes Grunts into the fire.

Sitting in his yard, Disco Bear rests on a lawnchair with a now extended belly, and a plate of bacon beside him. Just as he prepares to nap, he sees Truffles peeking over the fence. Disco Bear eagerly pulls out a fork, but he is already so full that he vomits and faints. The plate of bacon falls over and Disco Bear ends up choking. Truffles laughs as Venue comes again to eat the leftover bacon.

Deaths

 * 1) Atlas and Jerky are cut by paper.
 * 2) Grunts and (possibly) Bjorn are burnt to death.
 * 3) Disco Bear chokes on bacon.

Trivia

 * Truffles makes cameos all throughout the episode, as opposed to the usual one or two cameos.
 * This is Atlas' debut appearance.