Crossing and Walking

Crossing and Walking is a HTFF episode. In this episode, Scrambles gets a job as a crossing guard.

Starring Roles
Scrambles

Featuring Roles
Pinkie

Ruddles

Frilly

Blu

Derpsie

Cuddles

Appearances
Scoopy

Persona

Loony

Plot
Scrambles is seen styling his bangs in his bathroom. He points to himself in a mirror, and smiles. When he gets out, he sees Scoopy. Wanting to attract her, he kisses her, only to be pushed away. As he thinks of getting a job to get a date, he sees a crossing guard job. Money signs appear in his eyes.

He buys a hard hat, a crossing sign, and a whistle and goes to an intersection. He sees Ruddles is already there, so he kicks him in the stomach, and walks to the next intersection. He, angrily, confronts Persona, who is seen as a crossing guard. He takes one of his bottles of water and drinks it. As he walks away, he then kicks Persona in the stomach. When he sees there is an open street, he takes control of it. He sees Blu walking by, jaywalking. He blows his whistle and chases her. Blu sees him and runs away. Scrambles uses his crossing sign as a hammer, which actually slices Blu in half. He whistles and walks away.

Ruddles comes to an intersection that Scrambles is on, so they fight each other. Frilly breaks up the fight, just in time to see Derpsie and Cuddles being chased by Pinkie, who has a katana. Frilly and Scrambles try to stop her, but Ruddles can't as a car ran over his lower half.

As Derpsie and Cuddles run into a house, Pinkie chases them until seeing Frilly about to bash her. Frilly bashes her skull out, and decides to bash Ruddles' upper half. Derpsie and Cuddles thank Frilly, until Derpsie turns around and trips Cuddles with her tail, making him crack his skull on the ground. She face palms, and says "DERP!", then walks away. Loony sees Scrambles and slaps him across the face for revenge. Frilly bashes Loony's skull, while Loony uses a bucket to bash Frilly's skull.

Scrambles sees he is being payed money by the mayor. He smiles at his money, and walks away. However, it is shown that the mayor was actually Persona in a disguise. Scrambles walks home, so when he puts his money in his wallet, his money explodes, along with him.

Moral
''There is no need. There is want!''

Deaths
Blu is cut in half vertically by a crossing sign.

Pinkie has her skull bashed by Frilly's club.

Ruddles has his heart puked out when Frilly bashes his torso.

Cuddles cracks his skull.

Loony has his skull bashed by Frilly's club, while Frilly is bashed by a bucket.

Scrambles dies in an explosion.

Trivia
Scrambles possibly offended Loony's country in some way.