Slow Loris Down

Slow Loris Down is a fan episode of HTF. This episode introduces Lorry, the laid-back slow loris.

Starring

 * Lorry
 * Poachy

Appearances

 * Doppler
 * Stone
 * Scoopy
 * Giggles
 * Savaughn
 * Otus
 * Sniffles

Plot
Poachy watches TV, when Doppler reports something on the news. A slow loris sanctuary has opened up in a wildlife park. Lorry the slow loris is interviewed by Doppler. Poachy gets dollar signs in his eyes and thinks of yet another poaching attempt.

Doppler turns his report to point out the high security within the park, which includes the police, guard dogs, an electric fence, and barbed wire. Poachy has already left his seat to hear about that. So he is faced to endure all those painful hazards, barely making it into the park. He sees Lorry reading a book on a tree branch, so he prepares to fire his gun. But before he could do so, he falls into a hidden trap door and ends up back outside the park, where the police beat him again.

Night descends on the park as Poachy sneaks back in. Lorry is still reading the same book. Poachy climbs up the tree and makes it to the branch. Lorry slowly turns to see the intruder and tells him there are more peaceful options he could take. Lorry's speech is nearly impossible to understand because he is slow talking, so Poachy shoots him in the arm. Lorry is too slow to react to this.

The branch snaps, sending Lorry and Poachy to the ground. Lorry rolls into a ball and tumbles away. Poachy finds himself surrounded by the wildlife of the park, and a monkey takes his gun. Poachy runs for his life as the animals shoot him. He is forced to endure the barbed wire, electric fence, dogs, and police all over again. A horribly-injured Poachy barely makes it to the exit and dies of blood loss.

Meanwhile, Sniffles inspects Lorry's wound at the vet's clinic. Lorry finally reacts to his injury by screaming in slow motion.

Moral
"Slow down and think for a moment."

Deaths

 * 1) Poachy dies of blood loss.

Injuries

 * 1) Poachy is shot, electrocuted, torn apart, and beaten (twice).
 * 2) Lorry is shot in the arm.

Trivia

 * This marks Poachy's most torturous death to date.
 * Lorry exhibits many traits of a real slow loris like similar fur color, climbing, being slow, and rolling into a ball.
 * Stone, Giggles and Scoopy are seen viewing the park from outside the park gate.