User blog comment:Brittonbubba/SAFE FOR WORK Random blog for anyone./@comment-26812195-20121228222114

Arcticus: Oh yes, I know Josh. He is the English chipmunk who does paintings and stuff. I heard he is hunting Bigfoot with Cryptie right now.

Josh: Mel, do you remember what happened in that club during New Year's Eve 2011? I went there for the music and countdown, until you snuck me away into a secret room and gave me a New Year strip-tease, like you did to Freezer. But then you spotted that my "glue stick" was hard and decided to soften it with your mouth, your butt and your snatch. Oh Yes. That was the best night of my life. Hey, speaking of New Year, the club is having a party on NYE 2012 to celebrate 2013 which is next Tuesday. Wanna come to it?