Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27711289-20191111001302/@comment-28396600-20191219000737

I used to love playing through The Subspace Emissary from Super Smash Bros. Brawl but now that I've revisited it for nostalgia purposes I can't play it anymore because those creepy ass enemies disturb the living shit out of me. Some of the worst ones include that weird thing that looks like a giant Pennywise head on top of a pillar, the Cyclops goldfish appropriately named Feyesh, those walking bombs that DECAPITATE THEMSELVES and throw their own heads at you, the ghosts that regenerate every time you kill them, that seemingly adorable little yak that turns into a fucking demon whenever you so much as touch it, the tiny stick figures that don't even look like they belong in the game (talk about the uncanny valley), the marionettes that randomly pop up when you aren't expecting them and worst of all the little tentacles insect monsters that sexually harass you! I'm not even kidding, those little bastards will randomly kill your player without consent. I don't care if you are an alien who is unfamiliar with Earthly traditions, no means no! Period! How did that game not fuck me up mentally when I was a kid?