Thread:Lord O' Darkness/@comment-33066756-20170909203033/@comment-28396600-20170910004953

To purchase the DVDs, you must ride Falkor the luck dragon from The Neverending Story. He will escort you to Imagination Land where you will find the Fanon Merch Store owned by the finest Oompah Loompahs in the business. We are currently having a sale for Smurf veterans who died in the war between Smurfs and Snorks. The store also has a food court, considering the differences in age/humor we Wiki users have, the restaurants have some unusual names. I personally reccomend you try the sausages down at Ha Ha Hot Dogs Look Like Dicks. On the other hand, we have a bit of a vampire problem but don't worry, local resident Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on the job. Although we don't allow pet Pikachus inside the building, we have a Pokemon Center where we assure you that your pets will be safe and sound. Once the day is over, you can spend the night at the marvelous Castle Greyskull where security guard, He-Man will keep you safe from the evil Goombas, Dementors, Gremlins, and Skeksis that lurk within the shadows at night. Enjoy your stay at Imagination Land.