The Poacher Express

The Poacher Express is a HTFF episode, where Poachy goes to the north pole to kill Santa Claus.

Starring

 * Poachy
 * Santa Claus

Featuring

 * Swannie
 * The Mole
 * Santa's Elves

Appearances

 * The Reindeer

Plot
In his cottage, Poachy cooks poisonous cookies in his oven, as he prepares to kill Santa Claus he looks at all the traps he had set out. Suddenly he realizes that his house chimney is why to small so he realizes Santa can't possibly come, suddenly a flying magical train appears, driven via Swannie. Swannie says the train leads to the north pole as the train takes flight. But forgets to turn to oven off aswell as the other lights.

In the air, Poachy begins pumping up is BB Gun, while The Mole shovels coals into the furnace. However he accidentally scoops out the burning coals as they end up landing on Swannie's face and begin burning her face causing her to crash the train. Suddenly Poachy climbs out of the train rubble and notices he is at the north pole, he then notices how protected Santa's workshop is so he possess an elf (by killing one) to impress the security

In Santa's Workshop, Poachy asks the elves where he can find Santa, But the elves say he has to work extra good to see him. He groans as he begins putting button eyes on teddy bears, then he gets an idea. He throws one of the buttons into the machine as the button clogs the gears, it ends up breaking it and causes it to go haywire. The elves are confused as the machine ends up shooting up toy bikes automachily witch crushes a lot of the elves, one of of bikes up breaking off a lever causing the conveyor belts so go out of control and end up scrapping off the elves' arms. The presents end up piling out and eventually fall over and crush the remaing elves. Santa Claus comes by and sees that all the elves are dead except for one, Poachy. So invites him over to his office.

In Santa's office, Santa tells Poachy how can he help his business with only one elf. But Poachy ends up pulling out a gun shooting Santa causing him to fall out of the office and to get impaled via north pole pole. Poachy is about to kill Santa until, it cuts to Poachy's house on fire due for leaving the oven on. The smoke travels all it's way to the north pole and ends up causing global warning and causes the north pole to melt due to global warning. Santa tries to gets up but the whale ends up knocking him over aswell as the pole he was impaled with. Due to the north pole pole being upside this ends up causing geomagnetic reversal and it ends up causing the whole world to end.

Moral

 * "Don't Use Too Munch Acues Electricity."

Deaths

 * Swannie is burnt by coals.
 * The Mole etheir died form the crash for the world ending.
 * An Elf is skinned too death.
 * The Elves are crushed too death.
 * Poachy and Santa Claus drown.
 * The entire planet earth dies due to Geomagnetic Reversal.

Trivia

 * This is reference to The Polar Express.
 * Swannie's death is simialr to Pop's death in Pop's BBQ smoochie, Light.