Don't Be a Jerk!

'''Don't Be a Jerk! '''is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode continues from Origin of a Bully.

Starring

 * Jerky

Featuring

 * Freaky and Wiggles
 * Squabbles
 * Atlas
 * Brick
 * Nugget

Appearances

 * Naz
 * Lumpy

Plot
Freaky gathers some friends together to plan a party. He hopes the celebration will bring Jerky to turn over a new leaf. Nugget fries some food, Brick arrives with gift boxes, and Squabbles nervously approaches a nearby Naz. She punches him in the face, but is informed that he just wanted to tell her to call Jerky.

That night, Jerky returns to his house. The moment he turns on the lights, everybody surprises him. Jerky is not in the happy mood, so Freaky brings him over to play some party games. Atlas spins a globe while several guests try to figure out where is finger will stop. The globe stops and Atlas' finger is pointed to Kentucky. This gets Nugget on the verge of snapping.

The gang prepares to play darts, except Jerky who falls asleep. Atlas decides to find him a snack, so he steps into the kitchen. Unfortunately, he gets chopped up by Nugget. Jerky awakens to an all-too-familiar smell and sees a plate of pork chops made of Atlas' flesh. Jerky slaps the plate away just as Brick was about to eat, angering him. Brick is shortly hit in the back with a barbecue fork, and he faints dead to reveal Nugget standing behind him.

Nugget throws more utinsels at Jerky, who dodges them and uses Squabbles as a shield. Then Squabbles is thrown at Nugget, but misses and hits a deep-fryer. Nugget threatens to use Wiggles to strangle Freaky unless Jerky surrenders to him. After hesitation, Jerky marches out the door, so Nugget proceeds with his kill.

Outside, Jerky looks at a photo of his old girlfriend, when Naz approaches. Jerky throws away the picture and instantly gets into a better mood with Naz's help. The two sit together on a bench, oblivous to Freaky's house exploding behind them. Suddenly, an ambulance runs them over and Lumpy steps out to investigate the accident. He picks up Squabbles' fried arm and takes a bite.

Deaths

 * 1) Atlas is chopped to pieces.
 * 2) Brick is impaled by a barbecue fork.
 * 3) Squabbles is fried alive.
 * 4) Freaky is either strangled or killed in the explosion.
 * 5) Wiggles and Nugget die in the explosion (not seen, but confirmed).
 * 6) Naz and Jerky are run over by Lumpy.

Trivia

 * When Atlas points to Kentucky on the globe, the KFC logo is briefly seen before Nugget flips out.