Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27785593-20171125052859/@comment-28396600-20180331234240

It's time for......funny quotes heard Up in Doggie Heaven:

Mrs. Fluffy the poodle:"Is it appropriate to say the word bitch up here? I mean we are female dogs, am I right?"

Sammy the Shih Tzu:"Finally a place where nobody makes fun of how my species has the word shit in it's name! This truly is Heaven,".

Buddy the Beagle:"Most of us up in doggie Heaven died from something like getting ran over by a speeding car, old age, choking on a bone, getting put to sleep, etc. But for me, I just ate a chocolate bar out of the trash and all of a sudden, I'm up here"

Doug the Dachsund (in response to his feline rival Paul the Pussycat's appearance in doggie Heaven:)"Aaahhh, who let a cat come up here? Be gone you fluffy force of evil. The power of Christ compels you!"

Kary the Komondor Sheep Dog:"You want to know how I died? Some jackass thought I was a mop and started to scrub the floor with me,".

Billy the Bulldog:"I get sick and tired of hearing the same damn question over and over again:No, just because I'm a British bulldog does mean that I belonged to Benny Hill!"