Trial Ant-ics

Roles

Starring


 * Sniffles
 * The Ants

Featuring


 * Lumpy
 * Stone
 * Toothy

Appearing

need more appearing for the Jury)
 * Disco Bear
 * (May

Plot

Sniffles is walking around and sees an ant hill. He is hungry and decides to get some ants from the ant hill, slithering his tongue in and getting his tongue caught by the ant family using a stapler. Sniffles tries to pull out but can’t and struggles as the ants than start preparing to lace his tongue in cooking oil. Suddenly, right as the ants are about to light their match Disco Bear as a cop intervenes and convinces the ant family to go to court. Sniffles smiles as the ants are forced into agreeing, confident that there’s no way the ants can win in court.

At court, Sniffles with his defendant Toothy shows a pictures of the ants about to burn him at stake. A quite graphic picture at that. This picture initially turns the case against the ants. However, the prosecutor who is Stone responds by showing a slide show with crude and evil depictions of sniffles as a monster doing horrible things to ants like destroying ant hills, devouring hundreds of ants sadistically burning ants to death with a magnifying glass. Sniffles thinks the drawings silly but Lumpy, the judge is moved by it and even sheds a tear.

Lumpy hits the gavel and lets Sniffles and his lawyer make a defense. Sniffles with a cheeky grin and a stick points to his own picture that shows a natural food web. A realistic one. Suddenly his gleeful expression, thinking he won the case with an undefeatable argument turns to one of complete horror as objects get thrown at him by an extremely outraged jury. Lumpy hits the gavel repeatedly, declares Sniffles guilty of advocating cannibalism, vandalism, mass murder, arson, treason and high negligence. A sympathetic Lumpy offers the ant family a seat at the execution. They agree.

At the execution, Sniffles is killed off screen all manner of noises including beating, sawing and other incompressible sounds while Sniffles keeps screaming from all the pain. The Ant family initially watches with some glee but the means of execution gets so arbitrarily violent that it actually disgusts them. The mother ant shields her baby’s eyes and the teen ant vomits before they are knocked over by a splatter of Sniffle’s blood as the iris closes out.

Fates

Deaths

is executed by unknown means
 * 1) Sniffles

Injuries

ant family is knocked over by some of sniffle’s blood.
 * 1) The

Trivia

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