Digging for Gold

Digging for Gold is an episode of HTFF.

Starring

 * Russell
 * Lumpy

Appearances

 * Giggles
 * Petunia
 * Cub

Plot
Russell sails his boat on the seas, along with his sunbathing passengers Giggles and Petunia. A bee flies in attracted to Russell's tropical drink. In an attempt to shoo it away, the bee ends up flying into Russell's nose. He blows his nose several times to get the bee out, to no avail. Making sure nobody is watching, he carefully tries to pick it out. The boat hits the shore and forces Russell's hand through his nose. A shocked Giggles and Petunia call for emergency.

At the doctor's clinic, an X-ray reveals that Russell's hook is now pierced to his brain. Dr. Lumpy tries to yank his arm out, accidentally causing more damage inside Russell's head, and giving him mild brain damage. Lumpy paces around to think of another way to help his patient. He bumps into a shelf, knocking over a container of corrosive acid. This gives him an idea.

Lumpy approaches Russell with the container. Lifting his eyepatch, he pours acid into Russell's eye socket, eventually causing Russell's arm to melt off. Russell's face melts to show that the bee has made a honeycomb hive inside his head. The insect then flies into Lumpy's nose, prompting him to pour acid into one of his nostrils. The bee shortly exits.

The acid deforms Lumpy's nose, making it droop down like an elephant's trunk. As he runs for help, he gets his nose stuck in the door. He tries to pull it out, only to be smashed by the door after ripping it off the wall. The bee flies out a window and encounters Cub, who is innocently picking his nose. A sting on his arm causes it to swell up, making his finger too big to be pulled out.

Moral
"Pick wisely."

Deaths

 * 1) Russell's skull is melted by acid.
 * 2) Lumpy is smashed by a door.

Injuries

 * 1) Russell's hook pierces his brain.
 * 2) Lumpy's nose is deformed.
 * 3) Cub is stung and gets his finger stuck up his nose.

Trivia

 * The episode was inspired by a poster of Russell trying to pick his nose with his hook.
 * No fanon characters appear.