Nuttinwrongwithcandy

Eric Cartman is having one of his candy cravings and decides to consume the lollipop on his head. When he does, he gets an intense sugar rush and all of the other pieces of candy on his body drop off, leaving him 'exposed'. Although the lollipop was good, he wants more sugar. Conveniently, there is a vending machine nearby.

Cartman goes over to the vending machine and puts in a coin. As the coil slowly moves the candy bar closer to him, Cartman jitters with anticipation. Finally, the candy flops down but stops, stuck on the coil. This really irritates Cartman, so he tries to reach into the vending machine's opening to get it out.

Cartman grabs ahold of the candy bar and starts to pull, but it won't budge. He pulls harder, only to have his arm torn off! Even though he has lost his arm, Cartman cares more about the sugary treat that awaits him inside the vending machine. He rocks the vending machine, foaming at the mouth, causing the vending machine to topple over on him, trapping him inside.

With Cartman trapped in the vending machine, he ignores the glass embedded in his face and focuses on one of the candy bars that is now in his mouth. Before he can enjoy his little treat, however, the coils activate and edge closer to him. All Cartman can do is scream as he is ripped apart by the coils. Blood pours out of the machine, the penalty for Cartman's selfish desire.