Wheelin' And Dealin' (My Version)

It's a nice, sunny day at the races for Goofy, Kiwi, and Pierce and Hoppy, but Pierce and Hoppy aren't ready. Their kart has no wheels and the race is about to start. Luckily, the bullies have an idea. The flag waves, and they're off, except for Goofy, who has seems to have lost his wheels. To make matters worse, a small explosion covers Goofy from head to toe in soot.

As Kiwi and the bullies speed down the road, the first turn arrives, only for Pierce and Hoppy to realize they have no steering wheel. Kiwi laughs at the pair's misfortune, but, as she is laughing, the two steal her steering wheel. When Kiwi realizes what has happened, she gives her trademark frustrated look. While they make the turn, Kiwi slams into a parked ambulance and is cut in half when her kart runs underneath. Her intestines fall out of her severed upper half.

Pierce and Hoppy can see the finish line, tasting victory. As luck would have it, however, all four of their wheels fly off, causing their kart to fall on its side. As the kart continues sliding forward, Pierce and Hoppy's heads are dragged along the asphalt. Finally, their kart comes to a stop, just missing the finish line. Goofy suddenly appears, sliding along in his wheeless, burned kart, claiming victory and leaving Pierce and Hoppy in his dust.