Pointless Rules

Pointless Rules is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Frilly and Plushy ban sharp objects.

Starring

 * Frilly
 * Plushy

Featuring

 * Lumpy
 * Pointy
 * Sharpy
 * Josh
 * Handy

Appearances

 * Lifty & Shifty
 * Fungus
 * Russell
 * Tex
 * Snappy

Plot
Plushy makes his way to a store, when Lifty and Shifty exit stealing numerous scissors. Frilly knocks them out with his club for disobeying the "running with scissors" rule. Josh passes by with a box of thumbtacks, one of which drops on the ground and makes Plushy cry.

After a talk in the courtroom with Judge Lumpy, a new law has been passed. Sharp objects are now banned from the town, so Frilly and Plushy set off to get rid of any in sight. They begin by replacing knives and forks with spoons. Josh prepares to make art, but all his scissors, pencils and pens were taken away from him. Handy loses his screws and screwdriver, ruining his job. Even Sharpy is forced to put corks on his quills, along with Pointy putting a cork on his beak.

Frilly and Plushy throw away tons of sharp objects into a dumpster, killing Fungus in the process. As the law enforcers leave, Pointy watches them. Then he enters a clubhouse with the other people who have been affected negatively from the new rule. Josh devises a solution.

The next day, Plushy and Frilly arrive in the courtroom about a meeting they were informed about. Josh, Sharpy, Handy and Pointy encounter them. They talk about how sharp objects benefit society, leading to a war. The soft side attacks with pillows, having no effect. The sharp side retaliates by throwing needles, piercing Plushy in numerous places.

Frilly is horrified by the conflict the law has created, so he decides to cross it out. Later, everyone signs a peace treaty and Lumpy proceeds to return the confiscated items. He throws a handful of sharp objects, only to make a big mess.

Moral
"Sharp or dull, what matters is how you use it."

Deaths

 * 1) Fungus is impaled by various sharp objects.


 * 1) Frilly, Plushy, Pointy, Sharpy, Josh and Handy are pierced/stabbed.

Trivia

 * Tex is briefly seen with corks on his horns, Russell with a cork on his hook, and Snappy with rubber bands over his claws.
 * A scene with Germy losing his booster needles was cut for unknown reasons.