Bottled Up Inside (fan version)

Plot
Sharky sits a ship-in-a-bottle on her shelf looking satisfied when the bottle falls over and impales Sharky through the chest, causing her blood to flow inside it. Sharky tires to  pull it out, causing the blood to flow outside her body. Sharky puts the bottle back. Then the blood flows through top of the bottle. So Sharky puts the lid on.

Without hesitation, Sharky dashes off to her car to go to the Hospital. When Sharky attempts to enter her car, she notices she can't fit through the door with the bottle impaled through her stomach. So she then decides to push the bottle deeper into her stomach so she can get in the car. Breathing a sigh of relief, Sarky closes the door and drives off.

Later, Sharky notices a sign pointing towards the Hospital and tries to turn. However, the bottle gets caught up in the steering wheel, and as a result, she is unable to turn. She continues going past the Hospital.

Meanwhile, Pop is crossing the street with Cub inside a baby carriage. Pop notices a coin and stops in the middle of the street to pick it up. Soon Sharkys car runs over half of Cubs carriage. Pop, not noticing the previous incident, pushes the other half of Cub's carriage. Sharky then notices Cub's dead body in the shape of a bobble head and continues driving. As a result, she didn't notice a fire hydrant ahead of her (she wouldn't be able to avoid the hydrant anyway as the steering wheel was stuck because of the bottle). She crashes into the fire hydrant, forcing Sharky to fly out of the car and forced through a water container.

Later, Pop, along with half of a baby carriage pours Sharkys blood in a cup (thinking it is water) and walks off nonchalantly. Finally the ship rises to the top of the water container.

Moral
"Don't bottle up your feelings."

Deaths

 * 1) Cub is ran over by Sharkys car and forced through his bottle.
 * 2) Sharky is forced through a water container. If she didn't die from being forced through the bottle, she most certainly would have died by blood loss or drowning.

Injuries

 * 1) Sharky gets impaled by the glass bottle.