Shard At Work (My Version)

Standing on a step ladder, with a box of light bulbs next to her, Kiwi attempts to change a light bulb hanging from the ceiling. Having no hands, this proves unsuccessful and Kiwi gives her trademark frustrated look. Thinking for a second, Kiwi leans over and lightly bites down on the bulb and attempts to unscrew it with her beak. Unfortunately, the ladder she's standing on tips over and Kiwi has to bite down on the bulb to save herself from falling.

Many feet below him, the light bulbs fall to the floor and break, spreading glass everywhere. Eventually the light bulb Kiwi is hanging from breaks, and she falls to the ground. As blood comes out of her beak, Kiwi starts screaming to reveal glass shards are stuck in her beak and sticking through the skin in her face. She tries spitting the glass shards out, to no avail, and screams as she finds further glass shards lodged in her back.

Kiwi looks over and sees a first aid kit, which she begins to walk towards. Unfortunately, she doesn't see a large shard of glass below her, and she ends up stepping on it, impaling her foot. She hops backwards in pain, knocking a fishbowl into the air, which lands upside down on her head. The water remains in the bowl and turns light red. Kiwi starts stumbling around, eventually hitting her head (and the bowl) against the wall. She gets an idea and continuously hits the bowl against the wall in an effort to get it to break.

Even as objects fall off a shelf and land on the bowl, the glass doesn't break. Finally, Kiwi falls down and a feather (a quill) floats down and lands on the fish bowl, breaking the glass. Sadly, Kiwi has already died. The goldfish that was in the bowl swims in the pool of blood and water in Kiwi's beak.