Long Neck of the Law

Long Neck of the Law is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Senior takes the law into his own hands.

Starring

 * Senior

Featuring

 * Lifty & Shifty
 * Savaughn
 * Otus
 * Stretchy

Appearances

 * The Cursed Idol

Plot
Senior arrives at the front gate of his museum. He unlocks the door for the start of another work day. However, he discovers nearly every item gone. Lifty and Shifty rush out the door with the items in sacks. Senior sees a police motorcycle parked just outside a coffee shop and marches there.

Savaughn and Otus are seen taking their coffee break, when Senior angrily consults them for not being able to stop the thieves. Senior decides that if his museum will truly be safe, he must become a police officer himself. Savaughn and Otus both laugh at this statement.

Stretchy brings Senior to her house and reveals her collection of rare items. Senior uses those to replace the stolen things from his museum. Later, he dresses himself in a police uniform and guards the front door. After hours of waiting, Senior falls asleep. It is then that Lifty and Shifty return for another heist.

They drive away in their van, awakening Senior to realize he has screwed up. However, he sees that the motorcycle is still parked unsupervised. Savaughn and Otus exit the shop to witness Senior driving off in their motorcyle. A crazy chase scene ultimately ensues.

As Senior catches up to Lifty and Shifty, they spot a bridge and drive under it. Senior, following them, hits his head against it and is slightly slowed down. They come across more bridges, which Senior continues to hit his head against. Up ahead is a very low tunnel bridge and Senior finally thinks of ducking his head.

On the other side is Stretchy, carrying another item (the cursed idol) to add to her collection. Lifty and Shifty come out of the tunnel and startle her. She drops the idol on the road, causing it to tip over Lifty and Shifty's van. It then explodes. Senior comes out just in time to retrieve his stolen goods.

The police arrive and plan to arrest him for stealing their motorcyle. Senior drives off to escape, unaware of another low bridge. As a result, he decapitates himself. His head is later mounted on a wall in Stretchy's collection.

Deaths

 * 1) Lifty and Shifty die in the crash.
 * 2) Senior is decapitated by a bridge.

Trivia

 * This is the first appearance of Stretchy's collection (previously mentioned in her bio).