Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10479874-20170521170636/@comment-4241330-20171023203026

The Crappypasta joke cracked me up!

1) What turns people undead by stinging them? Zombees.

2) What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know he's a werewolf? An unaware wolf.

3) What should you never say to a clown? Tag, you're IT!

4) What do Edward Scissorhands and Freddy Krueger have in common? They have trouble wiping.

5) What did the Kappa order at the coffee shop? A kappa-ccino.

6) How do mad scientists find lab assistants? They search on E-gor.

7) Why do witches love black cats? Because black cats matter.

8) What do you give an Italian zombie? Spaghetti and eyeballs.

9) Where do skeletons keep their pet birds? In a rib cage.

10) What kinds of wounds to ghosts give? Boo-boos.