Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10479874-20170521170636/@comment-28396600-20170522021422

The original lyrics to Billy Joel's Piano Man:

Pete is a real estate novelist,

That's a cute way of saying Pete's broke,

I'll laugh at his life,

While I'm humping his wife,

Because Pete's tiny schlong is a joke,

My piano is sounds like God's symphony,

And my microphone smells like the poor,

They put bread in my cup,

And their lives all suck,

If I quit this gig,

They would lose interest in this job,

Life would have no meaning,

And they'd blow their brains out onto the floor,

La da dee da dah!

La dee da dah dah!

Down on your knees, I'm the Piano God

Pray to the songs that I've sung!

Tell me I'm too good to work here,

And put my balls right on your tongue!