The Buck of Life

The Buck Of Life is a fan episode.

Starring

 * Kendall
 * Taily

Featuring

 * Petunia
 * Soda and Candy
 * Tarsy

Appearances

 * Handy

Plot
Kendall enters in her bathroom, she takes her toothbrush and start brushing her teeth. Her buckteeth move, making Kendall screams of pain. Later, she's seen in the dentist's waiting room. Candy is seen playing around. Taily opens the door and calls Kendall. Kendall enters in Taily's office, the beaver violently closes the door, crushing by the way Candy's right body side.

In the office, Kendall is lying on a chair and Taily makes move her buckteeth, Kendall scream again. Taily tries to put on her buckteeth braces, but need a screwdriver for that. She calls her assistant, Petunia to bring him that. Taily tries to fix the braces, but the screwdriver flies and lands in Petunia's right eye. Taily tries to remove it but finish by remove her eye brain out of her head. Taily think on an another way to fix Kendall's braces, Taily has suddenly an idea.

Soda, still reading his magazine, see blood next to him (Candy's one). He tries to inspect it, but Taily violently opens the door and slam Soda's head. He takes a magazine and returns in his office. He puts paper parts into Kendall's braces. Later, Kendall is seen in a construction site with her braces. While fixing a bolt, a paper parts stuck in the bolt. Kendall tries to remove it, but the braces cuts and her buckteeth falls. Kendall screaming because of the blood who's splattering. She slips on her own blood and falls to her death. She falls on Handy, killing him by the way.

Moments later, Tarsy is seen waiting in Taily's waiting room. Seeing that Taily is late, he tries to open the door. But Taily slams the door, killing the lion. Taily is shown calling Tarsy but he don't see him. He closes the door, revealing Tarsy's remains.

Moral
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

Deaths

 * Candy is crushed in half by a door.
 * Petunia's eye and brain is pulled out by Taily.
 * Soda's head is smashed by a door.
 * Kendall falls to her death.
 * Handy is crushed by Kendall's falling body.
 * Tarsy is entirely smashed by a door.

Trivia

 * If excluding Franken-Taily, this is the first regular episode where Taily survives in a starring role.