Hazel and Gretel

Hazel and Gretel is a fanon episode of HTF.

Starring

 * Crispy

Featuring

 * Nutty (as a giant)

Plot
Crispy takes out a piece of toast for breakfast and wonders what to put on it, until deciding on hazelnut spread. However, he finds he is out of hazelnuts and doesn't have enough money to buy them. Going out to get his mail, he discovers a map which leads to a place called Hazelnuts Island.

Eager to get free hazelnuts, Crispy follows the map. He trekks miles of ground before eventually reaching tha harbour. From there, Crispy continues his journey on a raft across the ocean. Hunger and seasickness eventually put him to sleep.

Days later, Crispy awakens to see himself stranded on an island with his raft destroyed. But then he finds a sign reading "Hazelnuts Island". Crispy realizes he has made it and goes off to collect nuts. However, all the nuts on the island are gigantic, so Crispy is forced to roll them across the ground. Suddenly, he feels an earthquake.

The shaking is coming from the footsteps of a giant squirrel, Nutty. He stomps on a pile of giant nuts until they are reduced to hazelnut spread, which he licks off the ground. Crispy hides behind a nut to prevent the monstrous rodent from seeing him. But his cover is blown when Nutty picks up the nut. Crispy is moments from being eaten, when Nutty hits a gargantuan coconut tree. A huge coconut falls and smashes his head.

With a pile of giant hazelnuts, Crispy sails back to the mainland using Nutty's corpse as a boat. Unfortunately, this attracts a school of sharks which end up eating him. A few of the sharks helps themselves to the nuts.

Deaths

 * 1) Nutty is smashed by a giant coconut.


 * 1) Crispy is eaten by sharks.