Punching My Card

Punching My Card is a HTFF episode.

Starring

 * Tash

Featuring

 * Boxer
 * Dr. Quackery
 * Tycoon
 * Sniffles
 * Toothy
 * Punchy
 * Squabbles

Appearances

 * Snapshot
 * Lumpy
 * Generic Tree Friends

Plot
Tash and Boxer face off in a boxing arena. Tash gets the upper hand, until Snapshot takes too many photos of him, thus blinding his vision. Unable to see, Tash gets punched by Boxer and slams into a pole at the edge of the ring. Boxer is hailed as the champion and carried by a crowd of fans. Regaining consciousness, Tash realizes both of his tusks have been knocked out. One remaining spectator, Lumpy, laughs at him. The humiliated walrus leaves vowing never to box again.

At home, Tash looks himself in a mirror and decides to change his appearance, starting with his weight. He marches to the gym, but instead turns around for an easier solution. Tash visits Dr. Quackery for liposuction. Quackery impales a vaccum tube into Tash's belly to suck out all the fat. Once that is done, he stitches up the wound and uses clips to hold up Tash's excess skin. Despite the pain and dizziness from blood loss, Tash thanks him.

Now Tash walks to a store for some new clothes, purchasing a fancy suit. He returns home to try it on, as well as shave his beard. Satisfied with his new look, Tash goes off in search of a new job. He sees a help wanted sign outside an office building and decides to apply for the job, ultimately being hired by Tycoon.

Tash starts his first dull day at work sitting at a desk. He nearly dozes off but is awoken by Tycoon, who orders him to deliver a file. So Tash walks down the hallway. Sniffles and Toothy meet at a water dispenser and share a fist bump. Tash sees this and is reminded of his glory days. As Sniffles tells Toothy a joke, Tash approaches and punches him in the arm. Tycoon witnesses the incident and has Tash demoted.