MoneyBat

MoneyBat is a HTFF episode.

Starring

 * Random

Featuring

 * Lumpy
 * Fae
 * Tide

Appearences

 * Cuddles (picture only)
 * Flynn
 * The Zebra
 * Jock
 * [[Toothy
 * Russell
 * Cro-Marmot
 * Tash
 * Brushy
 * Buck and Chuck
 * Robo Star
 * Superspeed
 * Fuzzy
 * Squabbles

Plot
The HTFs are shown at a funeral for one of their players, Cuddles. Who has been recently killed. With Cuddles dead the team coach, Lumpy tries to find a new player. He spots Jock doing a flaming arrow shoot, Flynn puching a boulder and The Zebra doing a hammer throw. Lumpy is all disgusted by this then he sees Random who is scarthing her ass and drinking a lemon flavored soda. Lumpy is impressed by this and asks Random if she would like to join the time. Random is confused because she doesn't know what baseball is (or sports in general exculding Little Chop of Horror), but then Random needs to use the bathroom because of the soda so she rushes towards the nearest outhouse and rushes back out. Her speed impresses Lumpy so he gives her the spot on the team.

During their frist game, Random is shown to about to bat. However when the ball is thrown at her is scared so she chickens out and ends up giving a stirke. The same happens on her second time, and then on her finale around she manages to hit the ball but barely far. This causes the rival team to win. And the then her team scolls her, making Random feel sad. Later down at the pond, Random is shown about to skip a rock however she eats it instead and sighs. Suddenly Fea appears and sees a sad Random and chuckles evily. Fea askes Random why she is so sad and Random tells Fea that she sucks baseball and life, so Fea gets an idea. Fea then turns Random's right arm into a extremely muscular version. Random likes this and thanks Fea, as she skips away Fea laughs evily.

At the next game, Lumpy is wondering why Random isn't here. Tide morphs into Random and tells Lumpy he can be her, until the real Random comes. The new Random shows up her muscular skills, as once she swings she ends up hitting Tide (who is in the Random form, as she's just distracted) as Tide ends up flying into the sun. Once the ball is swung Random hits it so high that it ends up flying too Antarctica, Where the ball hits Waddles, Spot laughes at Waddles until he is crushed by a metor. Since Random hit a Out Of The Park, she begins to run, then after she runs Squabbles says he wants to high five, once Random high fives Squabbles he ends up crushing him, causing everyone to scream. Lumpy scolls Random for this, until Fea comes by and laughes at this. Random is made so she tries to hit Fea with a baseball bat, however she ends up breaking the bat in the process as the bat pieces end up slicing Fea to pieces. Random is happy however since Fea is dead, the spell ends up causing Random's entire buff to disappear. Leaving nothing but a nub.

Later Random is shown to be a new empire, and once Pow Pow misses due for dropping the bat, the ball rolls into Random's baseball mit causing her to scream.

Moral

 * "Get Into The Swing Of Things"

Deaths

 * Cuddles died prior to the episode.
 * Tide is lauched into the sun.
 * Spot is crushed by a metor.
 * Squabbles is crushed by Random.
 * Fea is sliced by baseball bag shards.

Trivia

 * The title is refernece to the 2010 movie MoneyBall.
 * It can also also reffer to Random being a bat and a baseball aswell.
 * Random is revealed to fear baseballs.
 * This episode takes place atfer Can't Stop Coffin.
 * Toothy, Cro-Marmot, Russell, Buck And Chuck, Brushy, Robo Star, Superspeed, Fuzzy and Squabbles were the other team memebers.