User blog:Tasyalumpy/Put the hurt on 'em!

==Put the hurt on 'em == Howdy was trying to find the nearest restaurant as he was hungry. He then spotted Dar Dar the numtum,which made him drool. Howdy snuck onto Dar Dar,but was hit by an Acme Corp. truck.Lumpy,the owner of Acme,saw Howdy on his frontwindow,and swiped Howdy off the window with his car swisher.Howdy then landed on a cactus,which makes him yowl in pain.With his whole back full of cactus needles,Howdy tried taking them off while walking.This caused him to overlook the cliff and fell into it.He landed with a thud.Howdy woke up and saw that he is covered in blood.One of his legs and arm were sprained with a bone seen on his leg.One of his arms only had a skin left (no bones though a quarter can be seen outside the arm).His body is also twisted from somersaulting in the air.Suddenly,Flippy the green grizzly bear appeared,and stomped on Howdy seven times until only parts of mashed bones,skins and furs were seen.The iris then closes to Flippy making his evil laugh,then closes.