Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28396600-20171009182707

Try to come up with the worst, silliest, or most bizzarre lost episode creepypasta you can think of for any TV show, whether animated or live action. I'm going to start it off:

Creepy Cutaways

One night, I was staying up late watching Family Guy because the next day was Saturday and I figured I might as well just enjoy myself and watch a show that comes on later at night. The episode started off normal, with Peter and the gang doing all their regular stupid antics and for the most part the episode was completely normal........except for the cutaways. This time around, the cutaways were very disturbing and got increasingly worse as the episode went on. The first one involved Peter Griffin burning down the house and killing the entire rest of the Griffin family, he then proceeds to laugh evilly and there was no joke to be found in the scene whatsoever. Considering this was Family Guy, I thought at first that it's probably just dark humor and continued to watch the episode. The next scene however, was another very shocking sequence that parodied the film Friday the 13th. If you could even call this a parody, because this was the only cutaway I'd seen up until this point that devoid of any humor whatsoever. It involved Jason Voorhees visiting Quahog and killing all of the townsfolk. I knew this wasn't intended to be humorous when Peter actually cried during Meg's death scene. Normally Meg dying would be treated as a joke on this show, but hearing Peter cry and say

"I wish I'd trying you better, Meg!" was almost heartbreaking. But thankfully, the scene was just a cutaway and non-canon to the rest of the episode which made me feel a little better, although still slightly disturbed. The next two cutaways were also pop culture parodies both of which were just as disturbing (iff not more) than the forementioned Friday the 13th "spoof". The first one was a "parody" of The Brady Bunch where Jan Brady kills Marcia out of jealousy and throws her body in the river. The next one was about Peter brutally stabbing the cast of Saved By the Bell, even going as far as to say that Screech "needed to die". These weren't your average offensive gags the show will constantly throw out, these were disturbing and mean spirited by Family Guy standards. They felt almost like horror sequences being thrown into an episode that's most humorous rather than simply sick jokes. But the last cutaway is the one I will never forget, it literally traumatized me and stopped me from watching the show ever again. It was a fourth wall-type joke about Stewie killing the viewer. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. As soon as the scene came on, my TV switched to a 3D format which was very unusual because I wasn't even wearing 3D glasses. But it certainly helped the scene feel a lot more realistic and scary. It really felt like Stewie was stabbing me and my blood was splattering on the screen. After the episode ended, I went to bed and I've been having unusual dreams ever since. All of my dreams have had weird non-sequitirs in them like the ones seen on Family Guy, they'll sometimes even switch from a dream about me flying through the air to a long Conway Twitty video. My dreams have been loaded with surreal cutaways that pop up at random times ever since and I don't know how to stop them. Because my subconcious is clearly being inspired by Family Guy when I have these dreams, a lot of the things that happen to me within these "gags" are very disturbing. Within these terrifying dreams, I've been killed, beaten up by a giant chicken, mocked by Emperor Palpatine, and got into a fight with Michael J. Fox, Skeletor, and Heather Locklear in the Mushroom Kingdom (due to their resemblance to Family Guy, 80s references have also become a reccuring thing in my dreams). A bit like Robot Chicken, some of my dreams will feel like I'm flipping through TV channels but only I can't change the channel. I feel completely helpess and can't do anything about these "shows" that always seem to pop up, which is scary to think of because some of these shows are absolutely terrifying. Trust me, I'll never see my childhood in the same light again after getting mauled by a pack of angry Care Bears in my dreams.

Note:That story was actually inspired by two things. Nightmare on Elm Street and an article on The Onion about a guy who has reccuring nightmares about the creepy 70s kid show, Lidsville that have consistently went on since childhood. I just wanted to point that out so nobody thinks I'm plagarizing either of those things. 