The Way You Make Me Wheel (My Version)

As Goofy drives his car down a long desert highway, he begins shaving his face. Because he's focused on his rear view mirror, he doesn't see a mother duck leading her ducklings across the road until it is almost too late. Swerving at the last second, Goofy misses hitting the ducks but accidentally slashes his throat with his razor.

Goofy begins bleeding profusely and his blood splatters all over his windshield, obstructing his view of the road. He tries turning on his windshield wipers, but because the blood is on the inside of the windshield, this has no effect on the situation. Eventually, one of Goofy's tires hits a bump in the road and he comes to a stop after his tire flies off.

Luckily for Goofy, Kiwi's tow truck wasn't too far behind and Kiwi stops to lend a hand. Somehow, unseen by the viewer, Kiwi jacks up Goofy's car and begins to work on changing the tire. Happy at the assistance he's receiving, Goofy goes to work on cleaning the blood off of his windshield. He's surprised to learn, however, that his throat is still bleeding, indicating he probably slit his jugular vein.

Kiwi continues to work on Goofy's car, but her actions still cannot be seen by the viewer. Inside the car, Goofy has finished wiping the blood from his windshield, but he continues to bleed and has become quite pale and woozy, indicating that he is suffering blood loss. His car lurches and moves back to the ground as Kiwi finishes her task, happily saying to Goofy, "Off you go!"

Goofy, now even paler than before, continues to bleed. He laughs and wearily thanks Kiwi for her help. Goofy shifts gears and accidentally puts his car in reverse. As Kiwi walks in front of her truck to collect her tools, Goofy's car pins her against her truck. Kiwi screams in pain while Goofy, unaware of the fact that his car is in reverse, floors his gas pedal in an attempt to move forward.

Eventually, Kiwi's leg gets caught by the tire on Goofy's car that he just replaced and Kiwi gets dragged downwards. Because she's pinned so tightly between the cars, her intestines exit out of her mouth and her eyes pop out of their sockets. The remainder of Kiwi's body wraps around the tire and is continuously rolled on the ground at a fast speed.

Inside Goofy's car, Goofy has finally bled to death. A pool of blood fills the car up to Goofy's chest. The family of ducks Goofy avoided hitting earlier now swim in his blood, quacking happily. One of the ducklings dips its head into the blood and pulls up Goofy's razor.