French Connection

French Connection is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Pierre and Lammy take a tour around France.

Starring

 * Pierre
 * Lammy

Featuring

 * Zane
 * Mr. Pickels

Appearances

 * Mime
 * Sketchy
 * Mouse Ka-Boom
 * Jacques

Plot
Upon exiting an airport, Lammy and Mr. Pickles walk into a French sidewalk. Lammy bumps into Pierre and asks if he will give her a tour. Pierre agrees. Excited, Lammy drops Mr. Pickles and runs off with Pierre. The duo get on board a bus which makes a loud bang with its exhaust pipe, causing Zane to flip out.

Lammy and Pierre sit together as Sketchy makes a painting of them. Zane peeks through some bushes at his perfect opportunity and fires a bullet. However, Mime gets in the way with a bunch of balloons, all except one getting popped by Zane's bullets. As Zane angrilly leaves, Mr. Pickles fires an arrow. Mime's head gets popped and the remaining balloon ends up in Lammy's grip. Meanwhile, Sketchy has ruined her artwork by painting Mime's blood.

The couple are later seen at the Louvre, viewing various works of art. In disguise as a statue, Zane sends a discus rolling across the floor, hoping to hit them. Instead, the discus slices a passing Jacques in half. Lammy spots a portrait of a pickle, reminding her of an old friend. Pierre distracts her and they leave. Mr. Pickles approaches the pickle painting and draws a mustache on it.

That evening, Lammy and Pierre are looking at the view from the Eiffel Tower. Zane sees them with binoculars and decides to try killing them one more time, stealing a bomb from Mouse Ka-Boom. Soon Zane jumps out of a blimp with the bomb, only to get impaled on the tower's tip.

As the two sit on a table, Pierre calls the waiter to serve the appetizer. Lammy sees Mr. Pickles on a plate and hugs him. Lammy walks away with Mr. Pickles, thanking Pierre for the tour. Pierre, however, is dismayed that she is leaving. The bomb lands on the plate, following a huge explosion. In the distance, Lammy and Mr. Pickles watch it in awe, believing it is a light show. Mouse Ka-Boom encounters Lammy, much to Mr. Pickles' chagrin.

Deaths

 * 1) Mime's head pops.
 * 2) Jacques is sliced in half.
 * 3) Zane is impaled on the Eiffel Tower's tip.
 * 4) Pierre dies in the explosion.

Trivia

 * Mime's death is similar to his other death in As You Wish, as well as a balloon vendor's death that occured in the Ka-Pow short Mole in the City.