Pipe Down

Pipe Down is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, McPipes and Pierce bother Josh with their awful music.

Starring

 * McPipes
 * Pierce
 * Josh

Appearances

 * Guddles
 * Hatchy
 * Wooly

Plot
Inside a motel room, Josh looks outside his window at a tall tree. He starts to paint a picture of the tree on his canvas. McPipes is seen in the opposite room. He grabs his bagpipe and blows into it, causing Josh to lose concentration and nearly burst his ear drums. Wearing earmuffs, Josh marches to the other room and tells McPipes to quiet down.

Getting back to his room, Josh resumes his painting. In another room next door, Pierce starts strumming an electric guitar and singing, both very horribly. This causes Josh to ruin his painting. He angrilly knocks on Pierce's door, but Pierce ignores it.

Meanwhile, McPipes reads over his musical notes. He prepares to blow his bagpipe again, only for Pierce's rock n' roll to interrupt him. He bursts into Pierce's room and tells him to be stop, but the punk porcupine only plays louder to irritate him. McPipes pulls out a microphone and turns it on. He plays his bagpipe into it, making it louder. Accepting a challenge, Pierce turns the volume of his electric guitar to the max.

The awful noise goes on all day and most of the other people in the motel go crazy. Guddles rips off his ears and Hatchy puffs and explodes, leaving feathers, eggshells and blood all over the place. Josh tries to sleep but the continuing noise soon causes him to scream. Wooly yells at Josh from next door, telling him to be quiet so he can listen to the "music". After hours, McPipes and Pierce finally go to bed and sleep. Josh sneaks into McPipes' bedroom and clogs the pipes of his bagpipe with corks. Then he sneaks into Pierce's room and cuts some strings on his guitar.

The next morning, McPipes wakes up and grabs his bagpipe for another tune. He blows on a pipe but no sound comes out. Oblivious to the corks inside, McPipes takes a deep breath and blows again. Pierce hears the ruckus and gets back to the challenge. McPipes soon starts losing his breath and his face turns blue. He stumbles out the door and Pierce meets him in the hall. McPipes hard blowing finally causes the corks to pop out of the pipes. The corks shoot through Pierce like machine gun bullets and send his guitar flying out of his hand. McPipes shortly loses so much breath that his lungs explode.

Josh, with pillows over his ears, wakes up after a peaceful sleep. He heads out the door, when Pierce's guitar lands next to him. The cut strings snap off and slice Josh in half.

Moral
"There's noise, and then there's music!"

Deaths

 * 1) Hatchy explodes.
 * 2) Pierce is shot by the corks.
 * 3) McPipes' torso and lungs burst.
 * 4) Josh is sliced by the guitar strings.

Injuries

 * 1) Guddles rips his ears off, having gone insane from the noise.

Trivia

 * This is McPipes' second appearance.
 * This is Hatchy's first appearance since April Showers (not counting Flippyness from Mrboy90's Fanisodes).
 * Pierce's death is similar to one of the ways Flippy killed some Tiger Soldiers in Operation: Tiger Bomb (an episode from Ka-Pow).