Character Interviews - John and Juan

Transcript
Cameraman: Well, hello there, John and Juan.

John: Hello? What kind of word is that?

Juan: Hello is a words that usually used as a greeting.

John: Oh okay... so, what you doing here?

Cameraman: I'm going to interview both of you.

John: Oh great! Now, we're must wait for this fucking interview!

Cameraman: Why you mad, John?

Juan: Actually, there's 5 minutes left before the game begin. The paint war.

Cameraman: Okay, okay, okay. So, what's your favorite colors?

John and John: Blue and black.

Cameraman: How about your favorite video game?

John: Mine are Call of Duty: Black Ops, Team Fortress 2, Splatoon, Point Blank, Counter-Strike Nexon: Zombies, any kind of shooter games.

Juan: Well, mine are Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Five Nights at Freddy's, Outlast 2, Slender: The Eight Pages, Silent Hill 2, Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location, Resident Evil, Forbidden Siren, Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil 6 and Among the Sleep.

Cameraman: So, do you likes being pilots?

John: Well, of course, I am.

Juan: Yeah, me too. But, being a pilot is really hard because of... um... nothing.

Cameraman: Who are your friends?

John: Most people are nice, but Taupe is hot-tempered and angry man. I really hate him.

Juan: What?! Oh come on, John, Taupe isn't that bad. He is just suffered from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder aka PTSD.

John: And what is that?

Juan: Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder is a condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of injury or severe psychological shock, typically involving disturbance of sleep and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world.

John: W-what?

Cameraman: Juan, I know you must be read PTSD on Wikipedia, right?

Juan: *sighs* Yes, yes I am.

Cameraman: Okay, so, I must say goodbye to you both and-

Cherry Soda: (off-screen) Hey, Js, catch!

(a Rubik's Cube thrown to John. The Rubik's Cube slowly make beeping noises)

John: It's a bomb!

John and Juan: *screams*

(the Rubik's Cube explode became colorful splashes. The camera get splashed by it and shuts off)