You Ain't Got Mail

You Ain't Got Mail is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode introduces Stamp, the mail-delivering bear.

Starring

 * Stamp

Featuring

 * Fizzles
 * Bushy
 * Trippy

Appearances

 * Whistle

Plot
Stamp is in his office, putting stamps on envelopes. Looking at a clock, he realizes he is late for his duty and rushes out in his mail truck. In the back are numerous packages; including a kazoo for Trippy, a soda bottle for Fizzles, and poison for Bushy.

Parking in front of a house, Stamp completes his first delivery of the day. As he leaves, Fizzles opens the door to find her package. Opening the box, she discovers a bottle inside. She gulps down the whole drink, only to faint dead seconds later. It turns out this was a bottle of poison and not the soda she requested.

Next, Stamp drives to Bushy's property and carries the package into his yard. Oblivious to him, Bushy is behind a bush getting ready for a prank. Blowing a whistle, he awakens his dog. Stamp sees Whistle as being harmless at first, until being attacked.

As Stamp is tormented by Whistle, Bushy sneaks away. He trips over the package, which Stamp dropped earlier, and finds the kazoo inside. Stamp gets in his truck and desperately tries to drive away. He accidentally runs over Bushy, compressing his body into the box and the kazoo up his throat, which makes a sound as he dies. The sound gets Whistle attention and he pounces into the box.

Stamp makes his final delivery by dropping off a tattered box in front of a doorway. Trippy opens the package to see his kazoo floating in a puddle of blood. He blows on it and Whistle pops out of the box. Trippy's screams are heard, though Stamp believes these are screams of excitement.

Returning to his mail truck, Stamp sees one package remaining. It turns out to be Fizzles' soda. Stamp lets this one slide and takes a drink after his hard work.

Deaths

 * 1) Fizzles is poisoned.


 * 1) Bushy suffocates.


 * 1) Trippy is mauled by Whistle.

Trivia

 * The episode was originally called Package for the Insane and featured Stamp delivering mail to asylum patients. The director says it may be saved for the future.