Hippie-potamus

Hippie-potamus is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Tycoon tries to get rid of Stone while Hippy takes over his job.

Starring

 * Tycoon
 * Hippy
 * Stone

Featuring

 * Indy
 * Sniffles

Appearances

 * Pia
 * Toothy
 * Generic Tree Friends

Plot
Tycoon lays back in his office, when a picket sign appears on his window followed by loud chanting. He looks outside to find protesters surrounding his building. Their leader, Stone, makes a speech about the office building to convince passers-by to join him. Indy tries to think about whether or not he should. Tycoon decides something must be done about the pests.

Hippy arrives in the office to ask his boss for a raise. To his surprise, Tycoon makes him the manager and gives him his tie, before leaving to start a protest of his own. Hippy happily sits at Tycoon's desk and pretends to be bossy talking over his microphone. Sniffles tells him there is paperwork to be done, pointing to a tall stack of paper.

Meanwhile, Stone has the crowd chanting louder. Suddenly, Tycoon shows up with his own picket sign, protesting against the other protest. Indy decides to join him, much to Stone's anger. He convinces Indy to join him instead, and Tycoon does the same to keep Indy from leaving. This conflict comes to the point where they play a tug-of-war with the peacock.

Bored of the paperwork, Hippy thinks of taking a break. He folds up a paper hat then makes origami with the rest of the paper. Sniffles shows up unamused with Hippy's immaturity. He hands Sniffles a sheet of paper and tells him he can take the day off. Sniffles excitedly heads out the door, where he bumps into Tycoon and the paper flies towards Indy. Seeing it as a peace treaty, Indy persuades the protesters to sign it. Stone and Tycoon agree to do so.

Hippy makes a paper plane which flies out the window. Just as everybody is getting along, the plane pierces Indy in the head. Stone calls off the agreement and drives a crane in hopes of destroying Tycoon's building. Hippy looks out the window to see an incoming wrecking ball. The impact blows a hole through the wall, sending numerous sheets of paper to blow through the air. Stone and most of the crowd get sliced to pieces.

Tycoon laughs for his victory, until the rest of the building falls on him. Sniffles comes back and looks around, shocked at the mess. Tycoon's tie blows to him and he wears it around his neck.

Moral
"Conflict makes more conflict."

Deaths

 * 1) Indy is stabbed in the head by a paper plane.
 * 2) Hippy is decapitated by the wrecking ball.
 * 3) Stone and many protesters are sliced by paper.
 * 4) Tycoon is crushed by the remains of his building.

Trivia

 * This is Hippy's first starring role since Out to Lunch.
 * This marks Stone's first kill.