Better Off Bread (New Version)

While listening to his radio, Cro-Marmot happily begins baking bread in his oven. Elsewhere, Eli is laughing and frolicking through a flowery meadow. He begins falling, however, as we see that the flowers he was running through extend over the edge of a high cliff.

Cro-Marmot's super hearing picks up Eli's screams, and he slides off to rescue her. As Cro-Marmot slides upwards to catch the falling Eli, he accidentally (and unknowingly) breaks his back. Cro-Marmot stops after hearing something else and flies away.

Several seagulls and a baby seal lie covered in oil, where a nearby tanker has begun leaking after running into some rocks. Cro-Marmot slides at an increased speed towards the accident, forcing Eli's eyes to detach from their sockets. After considering for a few seconds, Cro-Marmot fixes the hole in the ship by using his laser gun to weld the hole shut.

Cro-Marmot hears another yell. Feeling annoyed, he slides out to investigate. After he flies away the heat from part of the ship he welded shut ignites the oil, burning all of the oil-covered animals to death.

Meanwhile, Gory starts yelling for help while pointing upwards toward the sky. We find that he's pointing to a meteorite that is headed straight for Earth. Cro-Marmot slides past Gory and prepares to attack the meteorite head on. As Cro-Marmot slides upwards, the skin on Eli's face begins to peel back, exposing the nerves of his face.

Cro-Marmot hits, and destroys, the meteorite. Gory smiles at the glow of the destroyed meteorite and cheers Cro-Marmot upon his return to Earth. Cro-Marmot places Eli down next to Gory and pats him on the head, unaware that he has died from the ordeal. Gory waves goodbye and thanks Cro-Marmot as he slides away, but Gory is soon killed by one of the many small meteorites that have formed due to the destruction of the large meteorite.

Cro-Marmot returns home, only to find that his bread is burnt, having been in the oven too long. He gasps and then faces up at the ceiling, screaming in grief and despair over the loss of his bread and slides out of his igloo in anger and up into outer space. He begins sliding around Earth many times in the opposite direction that Earth is rotating.

This makes the Earth rotate backwards, causing time to go reverse to before the meteorite approached Earth, before the animals were burned by the flaming oil, and before Eli fell off the cliff. Cro-Marmot slides back to his igloo and opens and closes his oven door to see that he has just put his bread into the oven. Again, he hears Eli screaming. This time he thinks for a second and decides to turn up the volume on his radio, pretending he doesn't hear Eli's distress.