You've Got Mail!

You've Got Mail! is an episode of Season 43. This is the first episode to star Phony, who doesn't look up from her phone unless she needs to.

Starring

 * Phony
 * Josh

Featuring

 * Stacy
 * Pierce
 * Pranky
 * Jerky

Appearances

 * Petunia
 * Flaky
 * Devious
 * Splendid
 * Generic Tree Friends

Plot
Phony is fast asleep. The camera zooms out to show that she is texting on her phone. It shows the outside of the house and the sun comes up. Phony wakes up still looking at her phone and brings it to a table, and gasps and drops the phone. It shows the phone saying "lol noob u dont even lift" and then and endless loop of "trololo" that gets bigger as it goes.

Phony wonders what idiot would do this. Meanwhile, Josh is on his computer at home, and he is checking his mail. He gets a rude message which reads "Dear fellow reader, This is a rude message from anonymous. Go $@^@ off idiot!" This offends Josh, a LOT, so he wants to go find the one responsible for this. As he leaves, Stacy's computer is shown to have gotten the message: "Dear fellow reader, I am a troll, and you'll do what I say! WOOT WOOT! You've been trolled! -Anonymous", offending her too.

Phony runs into Josh and Josh apologizes and tells her what he is doing. Phony says she wants to do that too. They team up and run away, and look for suspects. They run into Pierce, who gives them wedgies. Soon, they confront Pierce. Behind Pierce are three rude messages given to people (the ones given to Phony, Josh, and Stacy). As they shine a light on Pierce in a dark room, Pierce tries to explain that he didn't do it, until they see Pranky outside a window, throwing a banana peel on the ground, and Flaky slips on it.

Pranky is suspected, so they keep him in the dark room in front of the rude messages. Shining a light on him, Pranky tries to explain that although his pranks have gone this far before, it wasn't him on this one, but he wishes he had thought of it before it happened. Yet, Mr. Troll is outside the window too, trolling people like two of the messages did. So Mr. Troll is confronted. Mr. Troll also tries to explain he didn't do it, but the people still believe it is him. Mr. Troll is jailed for what "he" did and they see the case is over. However, Phony gets a message on her phone. It reads "You got the wrong guy." and then another endless loop of "trololo".

Phony sees Jerky press a button on his computer, and all of a sudden, Josh gets a rude message on his phone too. Jerky is typing something, and clicks, and all of a sudden Stacy is running towards Josh asking who is sending the messages. The three hide in a bush and see Jerky is typing the rude messages! They all gasp and attack Jerky. Later, Mr. Troll is bailed out and Jerky is put in his cell. They are glad to be finally rid of the rude messages. All of a sudden, Phony gets another message and is offended by it, and Devious is seen typing on his computer, and Splendid comes down behind him.

Moral
Check your mail for spam!

Injuries

 * Josh and Phony bump into each other.
 * Flaky slips on a banana peel.
 * Mr. Troll appears to be wrecked when he is jailed.
 * Jerky is attacked.

Trivia

 * This is one of the times where there are no deaths.
 * When Josh runs into Phony, Petunia is hiding in a bush, staring at Josh, as a reference to the events of Love Hurts, meaning this may also be a foreshadow.