Obvious

You don't say, Captian Obvious.

Character Bio
Obvious is a 24 year old red squirrel who likes to say obvious stuff/ask obvious questions, hence his name. Obvious has a 21 year old brother named Clueless. Obvious always likes to ask very stupid questions that anybody with an eyeball the size of an atom could see, or always say obvious stuff. For example:

Laurie is playing guitar and showing Clesta a new song she wrote.

Obvious: Laurie is showing Clesta her new song!

You don't say Captain Obvious!

Obvious never lives, because he is very annoying.