Stayin' Alive (New Fan Version)

Starring roles

 * Disco Bear
 * Samantha
 * Enya

Featurring roles

 * None

Appearances

 * None

Plot
As Enya and Samantha enjoy a relaxing tea party, a disco ball drops down. Disco Bear then dances onto the scene, wanting to impress the ladies. Despite Samantha and Enya's clear lack of interest, Disco Bear doesn't give up. He moves over to Samantha and, ignoring her offer of a cookie, takes her hand and starts dancing with her. As Disco Bear begins to show off his moves, he twirls Samantha, sending her spinning away. She ends up spinning right into her tea pot, which shatters upon impact. This causes third degree burns and a significant blood loss as hot tea pours onto Samantha's head and glass is lodged everywhere. Samantha begins screaming and jumping around in agony, which Disco Bear thinks is a new dance!

Now it's Enya's turn to face the music. Disco Bear grabs her and starts dancing with her, only to bounce her into an electric fence, shocking and burning her to a crisp. When she moves away from the fence, we see a chunk of her flesh stuck to the fence. Her movements of pain seem resemble the robot dance, which Disco Bear imitates, not noticing the damage he has done.

With Samantha bled out and burnt by her own teapot, and Petunia electrocuted black by Disco Bear's dangerous dancing, Disco Bear finishes up his act, sweaty and completely exhausted. Still not noticing the girls' demise, he expresses one last 'grrrooowwwwllll' for the audience as the episode ends.