Say What?

Say What? is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Squabbles accidentally offends Bongo.

Starring

 * Squabbles
 * Bongo

Appearances

 * Bushy
 * Wooly
 * Josh
 * Hippy
 * Flaky
 * Handy
 * The Zebra

Plot
Sitting at a pinic table, Bushy pulls out a sandwich to eat. Wooly asks if he can have a bite, but not understanding his language, Bushy refuses. Wooly spits on the sandwich and bites it. Just as Bushy gets up to yell at Wooly, Squabbles takes his seat. To ease his bad day, Bushy comes up with another sadistic trick. By pulling the wool off Wooly's legs, the sight causes Squabbles to run away. Unfortunately, he bumps into a tree and knocks down a beehive, and Bushy laughs as he is stung by a swarm of bees.

Later, Squabbles exits the hospital with a swoolen rear end, bringing a nearby Bushy to tears of laughter. Several others laugh at Squabbles as well. He goes into the forest to hide, soon tripping over a twig. Bongo is seen swinging on branches, enjoying himself until spotting Squabbles' misshapen rear. Being a baboon, he assumed this meant a fight. Squabbles gets back up to find Bongo standing on all fours in front of him. Bongo reveals his rump and Squabbles laughs, unintentionally angering him to the point of going insane.

Squabbles runs for his life and leaves the forest. But soon Bongo catches up and pounces on him, bringing some passers-by, including Bushy, to the attention of the fight. The crowd cheers in excitement at first, as Bongo spanks Squabbles' rear. Bushy takes a photo, but the flash startles Bongo to a dangerous level. Squabbles gets gruesomely torn apart and the crowd leaves in horror, except of course Bushy, who continues snickering.

Missing the lower half his torso, Squabbles tries crawling away, but Bongo grabs him by the intestines and spins him around. Squabbles is finally sent flying into the tree next to Bushy. A hive on the tree falls on Bushy's head and the bees begin stinging him to death.

Wooly passes by Bushy's corpse and finds another sandwich in his pocket. Pulling it out, he takes a bite, only to spit. A spit wad lands on Bongo's rump, causing the baboon to run towards Wooly, who just smiles and waves. The episode blacks out with splattering sounds.

Moral
"Words hurt more than actions."

Deaths

 * 1) Squabbles smashes into a tree.
 * 2) Bushy is stung to death.
 * 3) Wooly is mauled by Bongo (offscreen).

Trivia

 * Originally, Wooly was supposed to be the one offended by Squabbles.
 * This is Squabbles' most torturous death to date.
 * The Zebra briefly appears next to Josh, watching the fight.