Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-12343352-20150117002230

Found this game on a website. Here are the rules: One person says something unfortunate, then the next person says something fortunate, then another person says something unfortunate, and so on. It doesn't have to make sense.

Example:
 * 1) Unfortunately, I had only one cookie with me
 * 2) Fortunately, I brought my cookie cloner.

I will start.

Unfortunately, I have created a monster made out of food. 