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Josh: ARRRGGGH *jumps towards Gauge with a machete*

Gauge: *weakly* Mother!


 * Josh slashes Gauge*

Josh: That's him finished!

Inferno: Prepare to sizzle!

Josh: How about a taste of your own medicine *snatches Inferno's flamethrower and burns him*

Buzz: Now it's just you and me!

Josh: Not for long *pulls Buzz's stinger out and Buzz screams and dies* Bee instincts, right! We got one more, Chain. Where is she? I haven't looked down the basement before *steps down to see Chain and Zap* ZAP! My buddy! And Chain is raping him!

Zap: See Josh, I found love for the first time.