Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27785593-20171125052859/@comment-28396600-20180106183903

The darkest song ever:

"Oh little dogies,

Hey little dogies,

Rest up your weary bones,

Keep your heads up,

Cause over those mountains,

We'll finally make our new homes,

We lost Travis and Little Joe in the river,

Drowned they did get happened to,

And Vince and Henry well they got taken,

By a small band of Sioux,

And Cookie took his own life,

When told about his wife,

Who died giving birth to his son,

No, not from the birth nor any other complications,

But from the rattlesnakes hidden in her bed,

Nothing prepared us for the passing of Big Jim,

By Joe he was well liked,

But a tornado got them,

A tornado with arms,

And smashed his brains in with a hammer,

And Buck and Little Sam were eaten by bees,

Such bees we'd never have seen,

They were bees as big as a man or a small horse,

Those bees cooked and ate our friends,

Then the captain said,

God is against us,

Listen Little Dogies,

Now it's either us or him,

So now let's band together,

Just like those rangers,

And destroy the Heavens,

Until there is no more God,".