Laurie Hates School

Plot
September 3, 2002.

Laurie got off the bus to go to school, wearing a white shirt, shorts, shoes, and a watch. Laurie thought school was going to be enjoyable. But boy was she wrong. It was 11:30 A.M. and Laurie felt like a prisoner.

Laurie: I hate it here! I wanna go back home!

Stacy: I know right! Only 3 hours here and I feel like a high security prisoner.

Relish was asleep having his face in a jar of relish.

3 hours later...

Laurie: That's it. I'm gonna leave this prison.

Lumpy: Laurie come back here. We're now going to do finger painting.

Laurie: How much longer until I get to leave?

Lumpy: We have another hour until dismissal.

Laurie looks at her watch. It reads 2:00 P.M.

Laurie: Random, you ever feel like a prisoner that gets treated unfairly?

Random: Orange mountains on fire!

Laurie: I don't get it.

Random: White snapbacks left in the baseball stadium!

Laurie: This is just weird.

Random: Let Oatmeal speak!

1 hour later.....

Laurie sees Sly and Hello walking with each other. Hello is 8 and Sly is 11.

Laurie: Hello, why does school have to be so much torture?

Hello: Hey Laurie! By the way, I feel you.

Laurie: I'm quitting.

Hello: Laurie, it's only your first day. It'll possibly get better.

Laurie: I had to do homework, but I didn't wanna, so I ate it.

Hello: Laurie, c'mon. Don't eat your homework.

Laurie: I'm quitting school and becoming a guitar player.

at home... 3:15 P.M.

Laurie's Parents: Laurie, you can't quit school yet. You will either be homeschooled, or go to school for the next 11 years.

Laurie: Ugh. 11 year prison sentence!!!!!!!!!!

Laurie decided she just wanted to become a guitar player.

Laurie: Hopefully I become a guitar god like Eric Clapton.

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