Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10479874-20170521170636/@comment-28396600-20170828225712

Bad jokes, huh!? It's time to resurrect in an old meme in the most twisted possible:

Times You Should Never Say YOLO:

-Guess what, your adopted! YOLO!

-I just did a bunch of crack in honor of Whitney Houston, too soon? YOLO!

-I grew a Hitler mustache and showed it off at my friend's bar mitzvah, YOLO!

-Nemo was about to put his lucky fin on a dangerous boat. His father Marlin said "NEMO! DON'T TOUCH THAT BOAT!" and Nemo said "YOLO!"

-I just shaved YOLO into my pubes, YOLO!

-Mom walked in one me masturbating earlier and guess what? I kept doing it, YOLO!

-I wiped out an entire endangered species today, YOLO!

-I'm gonna dress up as a KKK member for Halloween this year, YOLO!

-I just texted a picture of my penis to Victoria Justice and wrote "Prom?", YOLO!

-I stole a balloon on free balloon day, YOLO! (Spongebob reference)

-I took my cat's food and sold it as drugs, YOLO!

-My wife gave me a peanut butter sandwich, but she knows I hate peanut butter;so I called her an "ugly bitch" and smacked her right in the face, YOLO!

-I pushed an old lady in a wheelchair down a hill today, YOLO!

-I was wondering what dog shit tastes like so I ate it, YOLO!

-I kicked a police officer in the face, stole his car, and yelled "ROAD HOUSE!", YOLO! (Family Guy reference)

-I cured cancer, ended all wars, and abolished world hunger. Just kidding, I found a penny! YOLO!