You Can Suck It

You Can Suck It is a fanon episode of HTF.

Starring

 * Sniffles
 * The Ants

Appearances

 * Har
 * Baldy
 * Trippy

Plot
Sniffles has a picnic in the park, until he spots an ant trying to take a cookie. The ant runs screaming as Sniffles chases him. Making it back to the anthill, the ant warns his family about the danger. Sniffles decides to stick his snout into the anthill. Unfortunately, the ants glue his mouth to the ground. Sniffles tries to move and ends up ripping off his snout.

Upon returning home sadly, Sniffles puts his lunch in a blender and pours it down the hole where his snout was. Some of the mixture splashes on his carpet, so Sniffles brings out a vacuum cleaner, which gives him an idea. He finds his old suction machine and puts it back on his face, chuckling evilly.

The ants hear a knock on their door. Popping out of their anthill, they spot Sniffles back for revenge. They are instantly sucked towards him. An ant grabs hold of a blade of grass, then grabs the others. Sneaking up on Sniffles, one of the ants sets the machine to high.

Grass, pebbles and dirt get sucked into the machine and into Sniffles' mouth. Nearby, Baldy attempts to shave Har, until much of her hair gets sucked away. The same happens to Baldy's razor, which decapitates a passing Trippy. Sniffles spots the razor headed for him, so he switches the machine off, causing several objects to fall back on the ground.

A tornado is seen in the distance, giving the ants one more idea. While Sniffles lays on the ground, one of them puts the machine back to suck and removes the switch. The whole tornado gets pulled into Sniffles mouth, inflating him like a balloon. An ant then plugs up the machine's spout. The ants run as far as they can.

An arrow flies right into Sniffles' and pops him, sending an explosion of wind over the land. Everything in sight is destroyed. All that remains is one anthill, where the ants have hidden during the calamity they caused.

Deaths

 * 1) Trippy is decapitated.
 * 2) Sniffles is popped by an arrow.
 * 3) Har and Baldy get skinned by the explosion.

Trivia

 * This episode makes a reference to the canon episode Suck It Up.
 * Har and Baldy die a similar way Flaky did in Breaking Wind.