Innocent Bystander

Innocent Bystander is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode introduces Smith, the eagle with a stiff personality.

Starring

 * Smith
 * Lifty and Shifty

Appearances

 * Hippy
 * Lazy
 * The Cursed Idol

Plot
At a convenience store, boss Hippy leaves for the night. He tells his employees, Smith and Lazy, to guard the place in case of a robbery. Not willing to work the night shift, Lazy abandons Smith, who is watching from a TV and does not notice at all.

Moments later, a van parks outside the store. Lifty and Shifty come out of the van and barge into the store, but then realize it is not empty. Though at first shocked, Lifty and Shifty are soon puzzled of why Smith is not doing anything. Shifty comes up to him and starts making faces, followed by blowing a raspberry. Smith does not reply or even move at all. Shifty takes a bag of chips next to him, but still nothing happens.

Lifty and Shifty decide to take advantage of this by stealing every item in the store. Within hours, the place is bare, as almost all the items are in Lifty and Shifty's van. While Shifty is busy trying to shove a grandfather clock into the pile, he orders Lifty to go back inside to take anything they missed.

At this time, the TV shows a nature video of eagles catching their prey. Smith's stomach growls and he reaches for the bag of chips, suddenly realizing the bag is missing. Lifty makes his way back into the store, just in time to see Smith reveal his razor-sharp talons. Blood splatters all over the store's window, oblivious to Shifty as he is still busy.

Having enjoyed his meal, Smith goes back to watching TV and standing still. Shifty goes back into the store to get the cash register. Just for a laugh, he pokes Smith and makes him fall over. But this causes Smith to tip the cash register and Shifty over, crushing the thief.

In the morning, Hippy returns to find all the store's items in Lifty and Shifty's van. Infuriated, he comes into the store and yells at Smith, still on the floor. Smith's stomach growls again and he decides to have some breakfast. Talons grab Hippy's tongue and he is pulled to the ground, where he is torn apart.

Deaths

 * 1) Lifty is eaten by Smith.


 * 1) Shifty is crushed by a cash register.


 * 1) Hippy is also eaten.

Trivia

 * This is Smith's debut appearance.
 * Smith is responsible for every death in this episode.
 * The Cursed Idol is one of the items stolen from the store.
 * An eagle screech is heard when Lifty is killed.