The Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser is a fanon episode of HTF.

Starring

 * Jerky

Featuring

 * Pudgy
 * Seth
 * Food Fight
 * Slop

Appearances

 * Lumpy
 * Fatty

Plot
Jerky weighs himself on a scale to see he has gained more pounds. As he sits on a couch eating chips, Lumpy appears on his TV, hosting a weight loss competition. Jerky thinks to enter himself in the contest, so he picks up the phone.

Lumpy begins by announcing this week's competitors: Pudgy, Seth, Slop, Food Fight, and of course Jerky. One last entry, Fatty, is still jogging his way to the location. The five competitors are locked in a room with a large cake in the middle, and the last man standing wins. Food Fight's hunger makes him the first to lose as he runs for the cake. Pudgy and Slop soon go down as well. Jerky glues himself to the floor, being scolded by Seth. However, he gets so hungry that he eats the cake and lets the cheater win. Pudgy has foolishly eaten the cake's candles and makes a burp that sets him on fire.

The next challenge is a treadmill run, in which everyone participates but Food Fight, who is too busy eating a roasted Pudgy. Jerky once again has dirty tricks up his sleeves. Slop slips on a banana peel and gets sucked into the treadmill as a result. Startled, Seth runs faster to avoid a similar fate. Jerky throws a cookie on the treadmill and Seth picks it up, only to get his rear end hacked off. Jerky unfairly wins again.

After bandaging his rear end, Seth meets Food Fight and Jerky for the final challenge. Lumpy announces it is a foot race. The competitors run across a field, laden with traps by Jerky. Seth and Food Fight come across an oven with a pie inside. Seth tries to snap Food Fight out of his temptation, while Jerky watches with laughter. Food Fight gives in and takes out the pie, which is so hot that he throws it at Jerky. The burn makes him smell like ham, attracting the attention of the hungry racers.

Lumpy is prepared to announce the winner. Seth and Food Fight are disqualified thanks to their meal. The winner proves to be Jerky, whose belly now has large chunks bitten off, thus losing the most weight. Fatty finally arrives, just in time for Food Fight to want seconds.

Deaths

 * 1) Pudgy is burnt to death.
 * 2) Slop is sucked into his treadmill.
 * 3) Jerky is partially devoured by Food Fight and Seth.

Injuries

 * 1) Seth gets his rear end shredded by the treadmill.

Trivia

 * The episode is based off the reality TV series of the same name.
 * This episode is also similar to a Robot Chicken skit involving Miss Piggy.