I Nub You (Kiwi Version)

I Nub You (Kiwi Version) is a fan version episode

Plot
White Kiwi opens a bird cage, and takes out his pet bird. It flies out of his hands and lands on her windowsill. He grabs the bird before it can fly away, relieved. Suddenly, the window falls shut, severing his hands. He shrieks in shock as the bird flies off.

Later, White Kiwi walks out of the hospital with his arms bandaged where his hands should be. He is upset over his loss, until he and Kiwi, who is waiting to cross a street, lock eyes. They fall in love at first sight, and begin to spend the rest of the day together.

At the park, Blu pushes Softy on a swing. White Kiwi and Kiwi are upset that they can't do the same, but they have fun on the seesaw instead. Afterwards, Softy and Blu walk away hand in hand, while Kiwi and White Kiwi walk with their bandages tied in a bow. Later,White Kiwi and Kiwi go bowling.White Kiwi struggles when attempting to pick up the bowling ball, but Kiwi uses herself as a bowling ball, throwing himself down the lane. White Kiwi follows suit, and they both laugh. Suddenly, a pinsetter comes down in White Kiwi's lane, slicing his body into several pin-like shapes. Kiwi screams, and suffers the same fate. Their bodies are revealed to have been mangled into the shape of ten bowling pins.

In the next scene, Wooly, dressed as a surgeon, is shown up close to be focusing hard on something, which turns out to be a jigsaw puzzle. A gurney with a mangled Kiwi and White Kiwi on top suddenly rolls in, and Wooly gets to work.

Kiwi wakes up in a hospital bed in a fright with her entire body from the neck down covered by a blanket. She looks around and smiles, relieved. When she flops back on his pillow, she hears muffled screaming coming from behind her. She sits up, and it is shown that White Kiwi and Kiwi are sewn together, back to back. They both scream, and Wooly obliviously approves his work. As he turns to leave, White Kiwi taps him on the shoulder with his arms, which he had accidentally sewn onto the two during surgery. Lumpy looks at his stubs and screams as White Kiwi's bird flies in the window and lands on Kiwi's head. White Kiwi smiles, but the bird pulls at the stitches holding him and Kiwi together. With the stitch-thread in its mouth, the bird flies off, causing Kiwi and White Kiwi to spin around until they break into pieces. The episode ends up with a close up of one of their hearts, which has one of Wooly's puzzle pieces sewn to it.