Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27785593-20170908222854/@comment-28396600-20180626040156

I recently re-read a series of old fanfictions I wrote when I was a young teenager and let's just say....Cringeville USA! What's so bad about them? Well, for starters they crossed over Family Guy and the movie Rio. Ummmm, what!? Why out of all things would I decide to combine Rio with Family Guy? One is an R-rated cartoon that basically only exists to give everything SJWs support the middle finger and the other is a cute kid's movie about birds with a positive message and no vulgar jokes whatsoever. One these things is not like the other, am I right? But the stories themselves are just downright dumb. All of the "humor" is made up of sexual jokes, graphic violence, racism, sexism, offensive caricatures of real world celebrities as well as politicians and even Biblical figures, drug references, drinking, smoking, random obscure references to outdated pop culture icons, bodily function humor, projectile vomit, extremely off color jokes about topics like suicide and domestic violence, pretty graphic description of animated nudity, and just pure stupidity. I can't believe I ever found such disgusting, cringey things funny. The difference between those stories of mine and something like South Park is that I didn't even attempt to be clever. I just strung together a bunch of vulgar jokes and outdated pop culture references and left it at that. That is lazy writing at it's absolute worst. The stories were SO formulaic too as basically every other joke was the same fucking concept over and over again:Most of what I did was just take a random kid's show from the 80s or 90s, combine it with something vulgar, rinse, repeat, write the next fucking story. Plus most of the plots were just rehashes of real Family Guy episodes. There was one story where Peter tries to become president of his own nation in the backyard, one where he gets obsessed with a certain song he hears playing on a restaurant jukebox, one where Brian becomes a best seller, and so on. We've already seen these plots before on the actual show but the difference is:Those were actually funny, these shameless ripoffs aren't. That is beyond lazy writing. But to top it all off, I wrote at least 150 of these stories. Yup that's right, there were about as many of these half assed Family Guy/Rio mashups as there were original Pokémon (well not counting Mewtwo but you get the idea). Cringe doesn't even begin to describe these stories, they are so bad it's almost scary. No seriously, I could actually see these being read on an episode of "Tales From the Crypt" just because of how unbelievably bad to an almost horrific level they were.