Two Tails of Romance

Two Tales of Romance is a HTFF episode.

Starring

 * José
 * Lustly

Featuring

 * Giggles
 * Petunia
 * Vanilla
 * Lumpy

Appearances

 * Blizzard
 * Lovely
 * Crafty

Plot
José walks by the beach and shows off his muscles to Giggles and Petunia, who both become smitten with him. Lustly looks through a telescope on a nearby dock and spots José being adorned by the girls. She throws seaweed at Giggles and Petunia, leading a flock of gulls to tear them to shreds. José sees Lustly and shrugs in confusion.

The day goes by with José taking Lustly on a romantic date. He takes her out to dinner and then to a moonlight dance. Afterwards he carries her back to his home, where he fools her into doing various chores, such as washing dishes and sweeping the floor. But Lustly is just too satisfied to care.

The next day, Lustly and José sit on a bench watching a lake in front of the view. Lustly turns her back for a few seconds and sees her date has run off. But she quickly finds him flirting with Vanilla, enraging her. She grabs Vanilla's hair and rips off her scalp. José is oblivious to this due to staring at his reflection, but as soon as he notices the carnage, he is knocked unconscious.

José reawakens in his bedroom, where he discovers Lustly has conjoined their tails. She says they can now be together forever. Frightened, José helplessly tries to crawl away as Lustly drags him off with her.

At a pond in the park, the two are shown having a paddle boat ride. Though they are both chained to the boat and José is forced to paddle along. Lumpy suddenly spins around them in his motorboat, which gives José an idea. He grabs onto the edge of the boat as it speeds away. Lustly tries to paddle faster, but she too gets pulled by Lumpy's boat. She soon hits a bridge and has her tail and spinal chord removed.

Lumpy's motorboat runs out of steam and sinks. While Lumpy chooses to go down with his ship, José swims to safety. Once reaching the shore, he encounters Crafty and the two apparently bond. As the episode ends, however, Crafty discreetly steals José's wallet.

Deaths

 * 1) Giggles and Petunia are eaten by seagulls.
 * 2) Vanilla's scalp is topped off.
 * 3) Lustly's tail and spine are torn off.
 * 4) Lumpy drowns.

Trivia

 * Lustly's death is similar to Cloverfield's death in Clover My Dead Body.
 * While Lustly and José are sitting on the bench, Blizzard and Lovely can be seen sitting on another bench next to theirs.
 * Like in Credible Manifestation, all except one of the characters who died in this episode were girls.
 * This is one of the few episodes where female characters outnumber males.