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Mel: Sometihng tells me that it's Devious. We have to help!

Devious is using a cow shaped machine. The udders spray the cream onto the cakes.

Devious: Come on now my nice machine! Turn those string beans into hams! Once I get them all fat, they'll respect me for being the only skinny one!

Mel: That's fucking endearing. Too bad you only want to fatten up all the hot chicks so you don't have to feel like such a jackass!