Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27785593-20170904230920/@comment-2128217-20180103180450

David:

I hope this won’t sound impolite

Or come across as too forthright

But even though you seem alright, I...

Think I’m better than you!

Now please do keep this thought in mind

That’s just my personal conviction

You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind

I’d call our friendship an addiction

Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce

But still I find I have to say, I

Think I might be better than you!

Daniel:

You seem impressed with what you’ve shown

But I don’t find it that compelling

You’ve sung my praise but not your own

And well, I think that’s pretty telling

But while we’re on the subject of

How I’m superb and leagues above, you

Ought to know I’m number one

I know that might be hard to swallow (Wa Wa Wa Wa...)

This hurts you just as much as me (OooOooOooo...)

But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know

That you’re just a nobody

David:

Well friend I don't know what to say.

Daniel:

Try starting with your resignation.

David:

Let's end this in the finale.

Daniel:

I'm dying from anticipation.

David /Daniel/:

You’re really great, but let me state /You've been outdone/

You denigrate and seem to hate /Now I've really won/

The fact I’ll break you, abdicate /But it was fun/

Before I can asphyxiate, I... /Your end's begun, and.../

Think I might be better than you! /Now I know I'm better than you!/

Don’t hate me because it’s true! /And I'll prove it to you, too!/

Just know, I'm better than..... /So watch as I identify/

/The skill to show I qualify/

/Like keeping up this camp charade/

/And tricking kids to drink kool-aid/

/To sacrifice them/

/Oh wait/