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The transcript to the lost episode of Unwrapped

Marc Summers:Wlcome back to Unwrapped. Everybody loves an ice cream sundae on a hot Summer day but the origins of this tasty treat may shock you. It's commonly accepted that the ice cream sundae was invented in Evanston, Illinois circa 1890. So we caught up Dr. Peter Eurboro for the real truth.

Dr. Peter Eurboro:Here's how fucking dumb these fuckheads in Illinois were! Ice cream sodas were just invented, teenagers liked them. So these fucking religious numbnuts sat around jacking off in church all day thinking about how much they hated teenagerss and they decided:true fucking story people that that God therefore must hate ice cream sodas. That's right, these Illinois fucknuts concluded that God the infinite creator of the universe who probably had one billion more things on his mind actually had an opinion on FUCKING ICE CREAM SODAS! So the state of Illinois banned ice cream sodas on sundaes, I guess so God wouldn't make it rain crickets or some ridiculous horeshit. Long story short, every Sunday those fuckers just leave out the soda part to please these fucking Illinous jackholes!

Marc Summers:Damn, I don't even think we're allowed to air that. *mutters to self* I can't believe I hired some atheist dickhead to be on my show. Note to self, remind people what they can and can't say on the air before we put them on the show. But anyway up next, Skittles!

Dr. Peter Eurboro:OH FUCKING SKITTLES!

Marc Summer:Ummmmm, that's enough of tonight's episode. Good night!