The Good and the Badge

The Good and the Badge is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Howdy gets pierced by the pin of his badge.

Starring

 * Howdy

Appearances

 * Eary


 * Baka

Plot
Howdy holds up a shiny gold sheriff badge and shuts his eyes as he attempts to pin it on his vest. He feels a pain and discovers he has foolishly pinned the badge to his chest. He pulls it out, but blood begins shooting out of the wound. Howdy rummages through his drawer and grabs a box of band-aids, which is empty. He goes to the bathroom but only sees a roll without any toilet paper. Without any other choice, Howdy painfully pins the badge back on the wound.

Upon opening the garage, Howdy comes out riding on his horse. However, it stops to eat grass. Howdy tries to push the horse, only to be kicked, forcing the badge deep into his flesh. Howdy runs back in his garage and speeds in his car towards the hospital.

A few miles away, Eary crosses the road. Howdy spots him and tries to get his attention by honking the horn. Being deaf, Eary does not even notice. Howdy swerves his car, barely missing the rabbit. Eary turns around to find tire tracks next to him and faints realizing how close he was to being injured.

The car turns out to have crashed into a tree, but Howdy is fortunately still alive. The airbag squishes Howdy and forces the badge so deep that it falls into his body. Howdy grabs the nearest item, a cactus bobblehead, and shoves it onto his wound.

Howdy dizzily walks out of his car. He has lost so much blood that he vomits, sending the badge out of his mouth. Eary wakes up just in time for the badge to slice off his ears. He runs for help but an ambulance hits him. Baka walks out of a store, when the badge hits a wall and he puts it with the ninja stars he bought.

Howdy pants with relief and tries to walk back to his car, but trips and forces the bobblehead into his body. Within minutes, the bobblehead spring rips off Howdy's head. The view then shows he was just inches away from the hospital.

Deaths

 * 1) Eary is hit by an ambulance.


 * 1) Howdy is decapitated by a bobblehead.

Trivia

 * This episode is comparable to the canon episode Bottled Up Inside.
 * Howdy has the same injury as a 2012 poster he appeared in.