Kid Stuff

Kid Stuff is the Season 48 finale of HTF fanon. This episode introduces Cocktail the French shrimp.

Starring

 * Cocktail

Featuring

 * Cub
 * Tyke
 * Envy
 * Maddie
 * Genesis & Beauty

Appearances

 * Pop
 * Bro
 * Pride
 * Commy
 * Josh
 * Disco Bear
 * Petunia

Plot
Cocktail stands by a streetlight smoking a cigar, when Pride passes by taking Envy somewhere. He gets in the way and flirts with Pride, to hers and Envy's annoyance. Disco Bear shoves Cocktail out of the way, making fun of his size, leading to a fight. Pride leaves to drop Envy off at a preschool.

Curious, Cocktail walks over to check out the preschool. After struggling to look into a window, he sees Cub and other small children playing with toys. Their teacher happens to be Petunia, who Cocktail becomes infatuated with. Getting an idea, Cocktail knocks on the door. Petunia answers to see Cocktail looking at her with puppy eyes. She believes he is a kid and carries him inside.

Tyke is seen playing with a teddy bear, until Cocktail takes it away. Tyke kicks him in the ankle and he cries. Petunia arrives to comfort Cocktail, unaware that it was really a trick to get her attention. Cub is about to swallow a lego block, so Petunia rushes off to stop him. Cocktail then watches as Genesis tries to paint like his father, so he takes a canvas of his own and paints a handsome portrait of himself, impressing Maddie and Beauty.

Suddenly, Cocktail feels a sharp pain. Tyke has bitten his tail as payback, soon realizing it tastes good and bites a piece off. Before he could react, Cocktail is grabbed by Maddie and Envy, who both want to kiss him. Caught in a tug-of-war between the girls, he cries for help. But Petunia is too busy with a choking Cub.

Maddie and Envy accidentally rip off Cocktail's arms. He stumbles into Genesis, causing him to drop his magnifying glass on the poor shrimp. The sun rays coming from the window end up burning him. To make matters worse, Beauty accidentally spills butter from her lunchbox on his head.

The school bell rings as parents and guardians pick up their children. Pop drags off Cub's body without being aware of his death. Bro encounters Tyke eating something and asks what it is. It turns out to be fried shrimp.

Moral
"Act your age."

Deaths

 * 1) Cub chokes on a lego block.
 * 2) Cocktail is fried by the sun's rays.

Trivia

 * This is Cocktail's first appearance in a regular episode, after his debut in HTF Break.
 * Lilly and Joy were originally going to appear. It didn't work out with the plot.
 * Pipsqueak (one of two characters involved with Cocktail) was originally the star of this episode.