Big Buck Bonehead

Big Buck Bonehead is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Buckley lets his antlers grow bigger.

Starring

 * Buckley

Featuring

 * Floral and Fawn
 * Sniffles
 * Crafty

Appearances

 * Disco Bear
 * Celeste

Plot
Buckley trods through the meadow before spotting Floral and Fawn by a pond. He gets them to look at his huge antlers, only to be ignored. He spots Disco Bear dancing for Crafty, who is unamused, so he gets in the way to show off his own dance moves. But when he starts to boogie, he is put off balance from his antlers and breaks them both on the ground.

At the doctor's clinic, Sniffles inspects the damage. He tells Buckley that the antlers will grow back, but they must never grow that large again. That night in bed, Buckley feels the antler stubs on his head and awaits the moment they grow. Every morning, he measures the antlers on his wall, and they get bigger as time passes.

At some point later, Buckley's antlers have reached the size of his original ones. As he walks home one night, he turns to flirt with a nearby Celeste, who points out the antlers blocking the view from her telescope. Buckley takes notice of his antlers and, thinking about what he was told by Sniffles, decides to let his antlers grow larger than they were before.

Eventually, Buckley's antlers have grown so large that they poke through the ceiling of his bedroom. As he tries to move, he unknowingly scrapes cracks across the ceiling. Due to this, Buckley's whole house crumbles, saving him the trouble of exiting the front door. He struggles to stay on two feet as he tries balancing his monstrous antlers. Buckley catches the attention of Floral and Fawn, but they run away in fear.

Crafty comes by and purrs at the sight of Buckley's antlers. Buckley is delighted but quickly distracted, causing him to topple over. Crafty saws off the left antler and rushes off, hoping to sell a fortune for it. Buckley gets back up, but falls over again as his remaining antler crushes Crafty. The force was strong enough to rip off Buckley's scalp. A passing Sniffles looks at Buckley's exposed brain and notices it is smaller than usual.

Moral
"Get it through your thick skull!"

Deaths

 * 1) Crafty is crushed by Buckley's right antler.
 * 2) Buckley gets his scalp ripped off along with his right antler.

Trivia

 * This episode may show that Buckley is dumb (probably not as dumb as Lumpy though).