Milkin' It (My Version)

Pierce and Hoppy run out of a barn, carrying a cow, while Goofy chases and shouts after them. The thieving bullies toss the cow into a hot air balloon and fly away with their prize. Goofy grabs onto the rope hanging down from the balloon, only to get dragged across the ground. His clothes are torn off, his stomach gets scraped, and he is dragged through the circular opening of the pivot the balloon was tied to. This tears the skin off of the upper half of Goofy's body and compresses the size of his body, killing him.

Pierce and Hoppy laugh at Goofy, but then turn to find that the balloon is headed straight for a power line. A bird lands on the power line and is instantly vaporized, leading Pierce and Hoppy to lighten the load of the balloon. They begin by throwing multiple heavy objects out of the balloon. Still on a direct course for the power line, Pierce begins milking the cow while Hoppy pours the milk out of the balloon.

Eventually the cow is out of milk, but they are still headed for the power line. Pierce shrugs, unsure of what to do, but Hoppy has a plan to clear the power line. Hoppy cold heartedly throws Pierce out of the balloon, where he is gruesomely impaled on a pine tree.

The balloon makes it over the power line, and Hoppy begins jumping up and down in celebration. The basket he's jumping on breaks, however, causing Hoppy to grab onto the cow's udders for dear life. Hoppy sees that the balloon is headed for a fast-moving windmill, and because he is hanging below the basket, Hoppy begins getting cut by the blades.

His intestines get caught on one of the blades, and his spinal cord is torn by his refusal to let go of the cow. Hoppy is spun around the windmill several times before he finally stops, dead. The cow gets out of the balloon, which lands nearby, and begins eating some grass. Before the episode ends, the cow's udders swell up.