Howdy's Cowboy Smoochie

Howdy's Cowboy Smoochie is a smoochie starring Howdy the coyote. He will show you how to do things a professional cowboy would NEVER mess up!

Option 1: Lasso
Howdy pulls out his trusty lasso rope and swings it around. He tosses it and pulls in a bar of gold. He says "Yee-haw!" and tries his luck again. He swirls his lasso then tosses it, but the round part of the rope catches Howdy by the neck and hangs him.

Option 2: Guns
Howdy reveals his two guns with corks attached to stings attached to the guns. Howdy spins the guns and then adjusts his aim. He fires the guns, but the corks hit the sides of the screen and shoot him in the eyes.

Option 3: Bull
Howdy sees a mechanical bull ride and prepares to ride it. He jumps on the ride and it begins rocking him back and forth slowly. Unimpressed, Howdy kicks it to make it move faster. The bull rocks faster and faster, until it starts malfunctioning and Howdy loses his grip, causing him to get splattered all over the place. When the ride finally stops, a deformed Howdy falls off the ride dead. The bull's head then falls off and impales him with its horns.