For the Love of Money

For the Love of Money is a fanon episode of HTF.

Starring

 * Crafty
 * Lifty & Shifty

Featuring

 * Savaughn

Appearances

 * Lumpy
 * Josh
 * Truffles

Plot
Shifty prepares himself for a date by dressing up and putting on cologne. He finds his date, Crafty, waiting out the door, and the two hold hands and snicker. The couple is then seen walking through the back door of a fancy restaurant. They steal numerous food items while chef Lumpy is occupied (with eating some food) and quickly run back out. Shifty and Crafty sit on a table outside the building and enjoy their meal. Afterward, Lumpy taps Shifty on the shouder, giving him the bill. It is then Shifty realizes his wallet is missing, and Lumpy calls in the police. Shifty runs off as officer Savaughn chases him.

Lifty also prepares for a date. Oblivious to him, it is the same person his brother dated. Lifty and Crafty head into an art museum to view/steal some paintings. They try carrying a huge portrait, only for it to drop and shatter. Josh tells Lifty it will cost a fortune to pay for the damage. Lifty discovers that his wallet is missing, and Savaughn arrives yet again to the scene of the crime.

On the art museum's roof, Crafty chuckles as she holds Lifty and Shifty's wallets, which are filled with gold coins. She hears someone coming and she runs off, accidentally dropping the wallets. Lifty appears on the roof, having escaped with the elevator. He sees his wallet and then picks up Shifty's. Climbing up the wall, Shifty discovers the wallet as well. The two suspect they have stolen each others' wallets and begin fighting over them.

During the fight, the coins in the wallets fall off the roof. Down below, Crafty tries sneaking off. The coins fall and cut off her ears, causing a nearby Savaughn to flip out. Back on the roof, Lifty and Shifty argue. Suddenly, Savaughn appears and shocks Shifty to death using his tazer. Then he shoots Lifty, making him stumble and fall off the roof.

Crafty catches the falling coins by making them land in a sack. She sees Lifty falling and the two smash into each other. Josh walks outside and, seeing the coins and splashes of blood, gets an idea for a new painting.

Moral
"Don't date a stranger."

Deaths

 * 1) Shifty is shocked by Savaughn's tazer.
 * 2) Lifty falls off the roof and splatters.
 * 3) Crafty is crushed and splattered by Lifty.

Injuries

 * 1) Crafty's ears are cut off by the coins.

Trivia

 * This is the first time Lifty and Shifty date someone.
 * This is one of few times where the starring characters die, while the featuring and appearing characters survive.
 * Truffles makes an appearance as a sculpture in the art museum.