House Warming (Clayton197 version)

Starring roles
Andrick and Kaley

Plot
It starts with Andrick building a present for her girlfriend, Kaley. As she marvels at Andricks work, it is shown that Andrick was building her a tree house. Kaley hugs him in thanks, before she goes up to the tree house. Andrick, feeling satisfied, turns away. A giant explosion is heard and Andrick turns back to see the tree house, and Kaley, ablaze.

Andrick goes running tords the tree and shouts at Kaley, telling her to jump. She does, but to her dismay, Andrick fails at catching her. She ends up crashing into the ground. With Kaley burning into a crisp, Andrick has to think quickly. He sees a hose attatched to a fire hydrant and rushes over to grab it. Realizing that the hose is to short, he pulls a fustrated look at the camera.

He turns back to Kaley and notices a bucket of what he asumes is water. He kicks it over, hoping to get the water out, but the liquid makes the fire worse. Kaley begins to scream even louder, and the landscape is destroyed, and a blackened Andrick realizes he kicked over a bucket of petroleum.

With Kaley burning to death and Andrick out of ideas, he decides to take out the fire with his beige boots. Andrick keeps stomping on Kaley until she's as flat as a pancake. With the fire finally out, Kaley struggles to lift her hand to signal thatt she's ok, in a blackened, burnt, bloody mush.