Rink Hijinks (MarioDude2848's Version)

== Roles== Duh

Laurie

Baby Mouse

Ultimate Fun Billy

Plot
Laurie seems to be having some difficulty finding her footing while skating onto a roller rink. After seeing a Generic Tree Friend skate by, however, Laurie pushes away from the wall and finds a good center of balance.

Suddenly, Ultimate Fun Billy skates onto the rink, carelessly knocking Laurie into a floor buffer being pushed by Duh. Laurie is spun around and her body is worn down from being rubbed on the floor. Her quills fly off in all directions and pierce Ultimate Fun Billy numerous times, killing him.

The floor buffer starts moving faster, causing Duh to lose his footing. He gets spun around by the machine until he loses his grip and flies into a claw vending machine. He seems dazed, but otherwise alright. Unfortunately, Baby Mouse is standing at the game and he makes the claw puncture Duh's chest and pull out his heart. Baby Mouse is, at first, confused, but Duh's heart starts beating, making Baby Mouse gasp happily and embrace his prize. As the episode irises out, Duh's heart beats one last time with some blood squirting out from the veins and arteries.

Deaths

 * 1) Laurie rolls under a floor buffer and dies after being dragged along the floor at a fast speed.
 * 2) Ultimate Fun Billy is killed when Laurie's quills fly at him and puncture his head and torso multiple times.
 * 3) Duh has his heart torn out by a claw in a claw machine operated by Baby Mouse.