Crouching Gecko, Hidden Doofus

Crouching Gecko, Hidden Doofus is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode introduces Baka the gecko ninja.

Starring

 * Baka

Featuring

 * Puffy
 * Fuddles
 * Pierce
 * Lifty & Shifty

Appearances

 * Superspeed
 * Trippy
 * Josh

Plot
Puffy and Fuddles have a conversation in the schoolyard. Pierce shows up and turns Puffy upside-down, shaking him so his lunch money would fall out. Fuddles lets out a cry for help, and a black blur races past her.

Climbing up the walls was Baka, who sees the crisis and decides to do something about it. Baka pulls out several ninja stars and throws them at Pierce, who runs away. Baka jumps down as Puffy, Fuddles, Superspeed, and Trippy spectate. Baka throws more ninja stars and at Pierce, but misses when he shields himself with a door.

Lifty and Shifty rush out of the school stealing Josh's homework. Baka shoots out his tongue and pulls in Lifty, then kills him with a karate kick. Just as he prepares to go for Shifty, Pierce gets back to bullying Puffy. In a hurry, Baka throws ninja stars in all directions. This slices Pierce apart, but also cuts off Puffy's tail. The stars bounce off the walls and slice apart Superspeed and Trippy. The last star slices off Baka's tail.

Shifty drives off in his van and looks out the window, snickering about his escape. All out of stars, Baka goes for one of his more powerful moves. He spins his arms around and creates a whirlwind which sucks up Shifty and his van. Josh and the school building are shredded apart by it. Shifty falls on the ground, next to Baka's severed tail, which starts whipping and slicing him.

Baka congratulates himself on a job "well done", growing a new tail in the process. He spots Fuddles trying to comfort Puffy about his loss. Baka tells him that he will grow a new tail and vanishes into a cloud of smoke, leaving Puffy in tears.

Deaths

 * 1) Pierce, Superspeed and Trippy are sliced apart by Baka's ninja stars.
 * 2) Baka karate kicks Lifty through the belly.
 * 3) Josh is shredded by the whirlwind.
 * 4) Shifty is whipped and sliced by Baka's severed tail.

Injuries

 * 1) Puffy and Baka's tails are cut off (though Baka grows a new tail, being a gecko).
 * 2) Fuddles is hit by several ninja stars.

Trivia

 * This is Baka's debut appearance.
 * Josh's death is similar to Lumpy's death in Just Desert and Flaky's death in Breaking Wind.