There Will Be Blood

There Will Be Blood is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Count Trunkula robs a blood bank at the same time Josh comes to conquer his fear.

Starring

 * Count Trunkula

Featuring

 * Josh
 * Sharpy
 * The Mole

Plot
Late in the evening, Sharpy walks Josh to a blood bank so he can face his fear of needles. Josh hesitates at first, but after encouragement by Sharpy he marches inside. In the shadows of some trees, Count Trunkula appears and decides to commit a bank robbery. He turns into a bat and flies in through a window.

Josh sits down as Sharpy plays with some needles, much to his anxiety. The Mole comes in and tries to drive a big needle into Josh's arm. He stretches out his arm while closing his eyes, only to be impaled in the leg by mistake. The Mole stabs Josh in numerous places trying to do his job, and Sharpy sneaks away cringing.

Count Trunkula flies into a room filled with blood bags. He drools in hunger and helps himself by sticking his trunk into every single bag around. Meanwhile, The Mole finally gets the needle into Josh's arm. Josh is now feeling dazed, as much of his blood now soaks the floor.

Back in the storage room, empty blood bags are seen around a plump Count Trunkula. Yet he still hungry, so he goes into bat form and flies for more food. Unable to carry his weight any longer, he reverts back right in front of Sharpy, causing him to scream in horror. Trunkula sees blood flowing out of a door and opens it to find Josh laying in his blood puddle.

As the vampire pachyderm enjoys his dessert, The Mole comes back in with another needle. Trunkula feels a sharp pain in his back and explodes, for The Mole has popped him. Sharpy slips on the blood and gets pierced by the needles he was carrying. Before the episode ends, The Mole places a wet floor sign over the carnage puddle.

Moral
"Don't play with sharp objects."

Deaths

 * 1) Josh succumbs to blood loss.
 * 2) Trunkula is popped by a needle.
 * 3) Sharpy is impaled by a handful of needles.

Trivia

 * This episode is somewhat controversial for its higher-than-usual- amount of blood.
 * Josh's death is similar to Cuddles' injury from In a Jam, also caused by The Mole.
 * One of the needles that Sharpy was playing with was a sowing needle (with thread still attached).
 * Every death in this episode was caused by needles and The Mole.