Wrecks Marks the Spot

Wrecks Marks the Spot is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, a new pirate exhibit becomes targetted by thieves.

Starring

 * Russell

Featuring

 * Lifty & Shifty
 * Scurvy
 * Senior

Appearances

 * Takeda Nokashi
 * Baka
 * The Mole
 * Generic Tree Friends
 * The Cursed Idol

Plot
The day begins with Senior giving visitors a tour of his museum. He soon shows them the latest exhibit featuring an ancient chest of gold doubloons. In the crowd, Russell gets astonished with this. A disguised Lifty and Shifty also notice the new exhibit and attempt to steal it. Watching from a telescope far away, Scurvy too gets a glimpse of it.

Later that night, Russell sneaks into the museum and manages to pass the doors and a sleeping Senior. He looks for the treasure chest and, upon spotting it, tries to open its strong lock. Meanwhile, Lifty and Shifty arrive on the rooftop. Using a rope, Shifty tells Lifty to lower him down. As Russell is still trying to open the chest, Shifty grabs it. However it is too heavy for Lifty to lift.

Scurvy arrives to the museum and blasts a cannonball into the window, but surprisingly Senior remains asleep. Scurvy rushes into the museum and is told it couldn't open. He brings in his cannon and blasts it at the chest, only burning him and the others. Shifty finds a medieval battle axe and uses it to chop open the lock, but the axe breaks. Having had enough, Russell punches the lock several times and it finally breaks off.

The chest opens and the doubloons inside are revealed. Scurvy swipes all the gold in his sack and runs off. Shifty grabs hold of the sack, but still tied to the rope, he soon causes Lifty to swing right into them. Shifty falls next to a mechanical dinosaur, with the rope in its moving jaws. Shifty tries to run but the rope eventually brings him to his doom. Scurvy then tumbles into a knight's armor and causes the sword it holds to fall on him. Lifty lands next to the cursed idol and a chandelier crushes him.

Russell grabs the sack and prepares to walk off, but his moral conscience tells him to return the gold to its exhibit. Russell decides to do the right thing and walks over to the chest. Unfortunately, a flashlight shines on him and Senior arrests him for theft.

Sometime later, a musuem tour reveals another new exhibit with Japanese artifacts. Takeda Nokashi walks over to touch them, but Baka steals them and vanishes in smoke. Senior then accuses Takeda of stealing. Meanwhile, The Mole takes a photo of the mechanical dinosaur biting on Shifty's corpse.

Moral
"Priceless relics don't come cheap."

Deaths

 * 1) Shifty is killed by the jaws of a mechanical dinosaur.
 * 2) Scurvy is impaled by a sword.
 * 3) Lifty is crushed by a chandelier.

Trivia

 * This is the first time Baka does something morally wrong.