Grand Vs Bland

Grand Vs Bland is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Mime and Twinkie try to entertain two boring gentlemen.

Starring

 * Mime


 * Twinkie


 * Mono


 * Punchy

Featuring

 * Softy

Appearances

 * The Cursed Idol

Plot
Twinkie comes out of her circus tent and starts juggling objects. She passes by Mime, who is pretending to be stuck in an invisible box. Softy sees the two entertainers and laughs with joy. However, Mono and Punchy, playing a game of checkers, get bothered by the noise and tell them all to be quiet.

Mime and Twinkie approach the duo while Softy continues laughing for no reason. They decide that Mono and Punchy could use some entertainment. Soon Mime taps Mono's shoulder and both he and Punchy turn to find Mime walking down invisible stairs. Mono just grunts while Punchy turns away with disapproval.

To turn things up a notch, Twinkie runs to her tent. She comes back with a seltzer bottle and sprays water at Punchy. Instead of a laugh, the cat angrilly swipes his claws, but Twinkie backs away before any harm could come to her. Eventually Punchy settles down and he gets back to playing with Mono.

Softy calls on Mime and Twinkie to make a grand performance. They put their heads together to come up with something so fantastic that Mono and Punchy will laugh, so they pile some objects together. Moments later, a horn blows and disrupts Mono and Punchy once again. They turn around and spot Mime and Twinkie standing on a tower of objects.

Twinkie juggles some lemons, accidentally causing one to it Mime and knock him off. A falling lemon is sliced by sword in the pile of objects. Mime hits the ground and the lemon juice burns his bruises. He runs in pain, bumping into the tower and causing Twinkie to fall right onto Mime's antlers. Soon both performers are covered beneath the falling objects.

Mono and Punchy laugh with joy now that the pests are gone. Softy laughs along and decides he wants to see the stunt again. So he piles the objects back into a tower and throws sliced lemons at Mono and Punchy. The two get their eyes burnt, but are crushed by the objects before they could do anything else. Softy crawls out of the pile and laughs, only to be hit by an anvil.

Moral
"Everyone has different tastes in humor."

Deaths

 * 1) Twinkie is impaled on Mime's antlers.


 * 1) Mime, Mono and Punchy are crushed by objects.


 * 1) Softy's head is crushed by an anvil.

Trivia

 * This is the debut appearance of Softy.
 * Nobody survives this episode.
 * The Cursed Idol is one of the objects in the pile.