A Crumby Day is a fanon episode of HTF.
The Mole works at a stand in the park. He puts dough in a mixer and makes a cookie, then hands it to Giggles. Nearby, Licky hides under a bench. Giggles sits on that same bench and, as she enjoys her cookie, Licky licks up the crumbs.
Cavity, Thirsty, and Hippy line up to get cookies as well. Nutty takes a stroll, when he smells the dough. He runs toward the stand and bumps into the other customers, causing Thirsty to shatter his glass water bottle in the dough. Nutty agrees to wait his turn, disappointing him even more when Pierce cuts in front of him. As Cavity leaves eating her cookie, a big crumb lands on the ground. Nutty bends over to get it, ducking in time for The Mole to mix the dough, causing the glass shards to fly off and impale the other customers. Before Nutty could reach the crumb, Licky's tongue reaches it first.
Nutty gets back up and sees that the line has cleared up. The Mole hands over the glass-ridden cookie and Nutty walks over to the bench with it. After liking his lips, Nutty starts wolfing down on the cookie. Licky moves his tongue for the crumbs, getting it sliced by the glass shards. Nutty screams in pain as the glass has cut his mouth. As he rushes off for help, he accidentally steps on Licky's tongue and some glass before slipping on blood. Licky tries to crawl out of the bench, but cuts his arms with the glass and soon dies of blood loss.
Meanwhile, Nutty crashes in front of the stand and his tail gets stuck in the mixer. The Mole turns it on and Nutty gets pulled into the machine and ground up. Josh arrives for a snack and The Mole hands him a cookie made of Nutty meat. Josh takes a big bite, only to get his mouth pierced by glass.
"That's the way the cookie crumbles."
- Thirsty, Hippy, and Pierce are impaled by glass.
- Licky bleeds to death from numerous cuts.
- Nutty is ground to death.
- Nutty and Licky are cut by glass.
- Nutty steps on Licky's tongue several times.
- Josh gets his mouth cut by glass.
- The Mole seemed to have been selling his cookies for free, as none of the customers were paying. Though they may have been taking advantage of his blindness.
- First time Licky cries during his death.
- This was originally meant to be a HTF Break starring Licky, before it was made longer and Nutty was added.
- Third time Nutty cuts his mouth with glass, after A Sucker for Love and Cuisine Lesson.