Blobby is a HTFF character.

Character Bio

Blobby is an obese, grey-purple elephant seal. He wears glasses due to imparied vision and a T-shirt that is stretched widely around his torso. His face is unshaven and covered with zits. Blobby spends most of his days sitting in front of his computer, using the internet for most of his social interactions. The only times he actually appears in public tend to be at fan conventions or at LARPs. His general inactivity is not only due to his low-self esteem, but because he is incredibly lazy. When outside, he uses an electric scooter to get around. He is seldom seen standing on his feet, instead "sitting" on his belly and sometimes dragging himself along with his front flippers, much like real-life seals.

In terms of his personality, Blobbly is socially awkward and immature, often venting out his anger online. However, he does have a sensitive side; he may try to make himself seem more impressive in hopes of attracting love. Currently, his main love is towards the vast amount of merch he owns at home, refusing to give any of it up unless for a certain price. He also has a large appetite, making him a fan of food blogs as well.


Starring Roles

Featuring Roles



  1. Get Up While It's Hot - Hit in the face with grappling hook and sliced to pieces.
  2. Faint of Heart - Dies of a heart attack.
  3. Tree Friends: Believe In Christmas Miracles - Eaten by magical piano.
  4. Ain't No Fantasy: Crashes into a tree and explodes.

Kill counts

  • Brian - 1 ("A Bit Too Much of a Pickle" along with Thunder)
  • Prongs - 1 ("Ain't No Fantasy" along with Evergreen)
  • Cuddles - 1 ("Ain't No Fantasy" along with Evergreen)
  • Toothy - 1 ("Ain't No Fantasy" along with Evergreen)
  • Sniffles - 1 ("Ain't No Fantasy" along with Evergreen)


  • He is based off of stereotypical basement dwellers.
  • Similar to other seal characters, his flippers can turn into fingered hands.
  • Despite previously being given away to another user, he was reclaimed by his creator in 2020 and revamped thereafter.
  • He speaks with a deep, nasally voice and his nose tends to constantly sway and shrivel.
  • His favorite Star Wars character is Jabba the Hut.
  • Rivalling Calorie, he is among the chubbiest characters.
  • He is friends with Nester online, but envies him in real life.


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