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Cass poachers

Seems easy, right?

Cass of the Poacher is a HTFF episode. In this episode, Poachy finds how hard it is to hunt a cassowary.

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A brown hand puts a bear trap on the ground. The camera zooms out and it is shown Poachy placed it. He runs into a bush and waits for his target. Ariel, who is reading a Splendid comic, trips over a stone and her head is cut off by the bear trap. Poachy opens the trap and takes her head out of the trap. However, he sees his new target, and licks his lips and hides behind a bush.

He puts down a net trap and hides back behind the bush. The Cassowary walks towards the trap, but instead of getting caught, it is shown Poachy had a rope tied to his foot. The Cassowary activates the trap and Poachy goes flying. Now with his foot tied to a branch by a rope, he scowls. The Cassowary stabs him multiple times until leaving him alone.

Stone, who is taking a stroll in the forest, strokes a flower. He sees Loony swimming in a lake and waves to him. He waves back, but grabs Sluggy, licking his lips knowing he has a snack to eat. Stone gasps, and runs over to him, passing Poachy, who is still stuck. He slaps the leech out of Loony's hand, so Loony swims away. Stone puts Sluggy on a rock and gives him a jar of Poachy's body. Stone walks away, relaxed. Poachy frees himself and puts bandages on his wounds.

Poachy sets up a punji stake pit, and snickers. He hides behind a rock and The Cassowary walks around, seeing Poachy behind the rock. However, The Cassowary, instead, pushes Loony into the pit, making him get impaled by spikes. Stone is seen throwing a rock onto his corpse, until he jumps over the pit. He goes into the lake and is eaten alive by piranhas. Poachy gets out a shotgun and fires at The Cassowary, missing and making the bullet hit a barely alive Stone.

Poachy gets out a knife and tries to stab The Cassowary. The Cassowary fights back and pushes Poachy into the pit. Now barely alive, he raises his hand from a spike, making a hole in it. The Cassowary hands him a bomb and it explodes, throwing his organs out of the hole. The Cassowary runs away and brings his organs with her. The episode ends with Sluggy drinking Poachy's blood which splattered out of the hole when the bomb went off.

Moral[]

Don't poach!

Deaths[]

  • Ariel has her head caught in a bear trap.
  • Loony is impaled by spikes.
  • Stone is shot by a shotgun bullet.
  • Poachy dies from an explosion.
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