Dirt Poor is a fanon episode of HTF. This episode introduces Tromp the hobo dog.
That ain't your pizza.
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Tromp is walking down the street, feeling hungry, so he decides to look for something to eat. First he goes to Russell's fast food restaurant, but his smell makes Toothy the cook faint and fall on the grill. Momentarily, Hippy purchases a burger and bites it, only to spit it out and realize it was made with Toothy's flesh.
Later, Russell bans Tromp from his restaurant. Tromp walks up to Fungus' trash can and rummages through the junk to find something edible. He picks up a rotten piece of pizza and steals it. Fungus walks up to his trash can for lunch and looks around for the pizza, which he was saving for a while. However he realizes it was missing.
Fungus searches all the trash cans nearby to find his pizza, but couldn't find it anywhere. Just when he was about to give up, he sees Tromp eating it. Fungus tells him that is his pizza slice, but Tromp growls and runs. Fungus chases after him.
Not watching where he was running, Tromp fell into a well. Then baby throws a coin down, which stabs Tromp's eye. Fungus jumps down the well but ends up splattering at the bottom.
Moral[]
"You are what you eat!"
Deaths[]
- Toothy gets burt by the grill.
- Tromp gets his eye stabbed.
- Fungus splatters at the bottom of the well.
Trivia[]
- This is Tromp's debut appearance.