"Don't Be a Prick" is an episode that introduces Cacty the cactus lover.
Plot[]
One day at a park, Cacty is walking across the street. As she gets to the sidewalk she comes across a store that sells cacti. Cacty gets hyped and wants to buy all of the cacti although she does not have enough money to buy them, meaning Cacty has to get a job. She sadly walks out of the store and notices Lifty and Shifty. She runs up to them asking if they have any money. Lifty and Shifty do not plan to give away their money, though they do give her a quest to steal eggs from Quacko. Cacty agrees to do this.
As Quacko walks away from his lake leaving his eggs behind, Cacty quickly snatches up the eggs, giving them to Lifty and Shifty who then pay her. Quacko is then seen returning to his lake only to find his eggs gone. Quacko has actually planned to eat them. He turns to Lifty and Shifty while Cacty has already run off. Quacko then chases Lifty and Shifty wanting his eggs back. Cacty returns to the store she was in earlier and buys all of the cacti. As she carries them out of the store, she rapidly steals Handy's plane and takes off.
While flying the plane, Cacty starts dropping off cacti at random places. She ends up brutally impaling Doulson in both of his eyes with sharp aloe plants, savagely taking him out. Lumpy is seen walking when he then sees Quacko chasing Lifty and Shifty. He stupidly assumes a game of tag and starts following behind them. Cacty then drops sharp spines from the cacti onto Quacko, Lifty, and Shifty. Making things worse is the fact that they are on the edge of a cliff. All three fall onto the ground below, while Lumpy trips over Quacko's corpse, resulting in him falling off into an area filled with sharp cacti. Petunia is seen crushed by one of the cacti falling on her head. As Lumpy gets violently impaled on the cacti, he starts losing his body parts. The only part of his body that has made it out alive is his head which gets launched toward Flaky, knocking her off a cliff onto the plane Cacty is on where she ends up impaled on a cactus without Cacty knowing. She throws the cactus with Flaky's corpse on it off the plane. As she has flown all the way to Africa, we see Flingy and Croco fighting over a watermelon. The cactus then impales the watermelon. Before Flingy and Croco could argue, Flaky's corpse then impales both of them, slicing them in half.
The episode ends with Cacty jumping out of the plane with her parachute. She safely lands on the ground without thinking about any of the drama she has caused. The plane then loses control and aims towards Cacty, causing an explosion which brutally kills her.
Deaths[]
- Doulson is impaled in both of his eyes by sharp aloe plants.
- Quacko, Lifty, and Shifty are impaled by the sharp cactus spines.
- Petunia's head is crushed by a cactus. (debatable)
- Lumpy gets impaled on cacti while losing all of his body parts except his head.
- Flaky gets impaled on one of the cacti on the plane.
- Flingy and Croco are sliced in half by Flaky.
- Cacty dies in a plane explosion.
Trivia[]
- This is the debut episode of Cacty.
- Characters from Wild Safari Friends, Flingy and Croco, appear in this episode.
- Cacty caused the most deaths in this episode.
- None of the characters survived.
- Almost all of the deaths involve characters being impaled.
- This is the most brutal episode ever to be created by TechSmith11.