Just be careful when someone extremely gassy comes to your house.
Plot[]
Petunia was dressed in a Girl Scout uniform as seen in Read Em and Weep. Petunia went over to Lumpy's house and asked Lumpy if he wanted any cookies. Petunia then thought of the bowl of beans she ate earlier. Lumpy brought the cookies. Petunia was kneeling on the ground holding her stomach. "Oh God, I think I'm gonna...." said Petunia. Petunia farted really loud, so loud the whole area could hear it. "I just farted didn't I?" said Petunia confused and with her eyes wide open. "You farted so loud the whole town can hear it. said Lumpy. Petunia then farted at least 450 times and once again the whole town could hear it. Lumpy was covering his nose. "You better stop before I get skunk spray to cover up the smell." said Lumpy. Everyone started pointing and laughing at Petunia. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!" screamed Petunia really loud, almost as loud as her other 451 farts. Everyone stood staring in silence. The sound of crickets chirping could be heard. "Oh you wanna play that game with me?!" said Petunia extremely angry. "All right then," said Petunia. "I will turn into Ainutep, or my evil twin!!!!!" Petunia shoved cookies into everybody's mouths. Everyone choked on the cookies and died. Ainutep then lit a match and tried to fart again. Ainutep was right near a oil truck. Ainutep farted and the fart pushed the flame into the oil truck. It created a huge explosion and created a huge fire. "ARE ALL OF YOU GLAD THAT YOU MADE FUN OF ME?!?!?!?!" screamed Petunia after she turned back into her original self.
Deaths[]
Everyone died by choking on the cookies and then got burned from the oil truck explosion.
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