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Russell and Superspeed happily sit at their lemonade stand, awaiting customers. Superspeed sighs contently, and Russell pours him some lemonade. Superspeed gladly drinks it, while Russell, noticing they are out of lemonade, grabs a knife and a lemon. He gets ready to cut into the lemon, but he makes sure to move his finger to avoid accidentally cutting himself.

After slicing the lemon in half, Russell notices a nail from the lemonade stand's sign has fallen off. He looks up to see that part of the sign has become detached from the stand. The sign swoops down in front of him, slicing most of his face off. Russell screams in pain and Superspeed spits out his lemonade, in shock after seeing what happened, all over Russell's face. The citric acid from the lemons burns Russell's face and he screams even more.

The scene changes and we see that Superspeed has reset the sign, only now with far more nails than before. Satisfied with his work, Superspeed starts squeezing lemons again. Russell, on the other hand, has bandages wrapped around most of his face, including both of his eyes. He blindly reaches for a lemon and goes to work cutting it in half.

Another nail falls from the sign, only now from the other end. The sign begins sliding downwards towards Superspeed. Superspeed notices this, but not in time. The sign crushes his head against the side of the lemonade stand, killing him.

One of his eyeballs comes loose from his head and rolls over to Russell. Russell picks up the eye, thinking it's a lemon, and slowly cuts it in half. He then squeezes the fluid out of the eye and pours the juice into a glass. Russell drinks the fluid and obviously doesn't like the taste. He adds some sugar to the fluid, puts some icecubes in the glass, and places a slice of Superspeed's eye on the rim of the glass.

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