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A happy Ale settles into a seat in a movie theater, popcorn in hand. In front of her, The Entertainer mimics eating popcorn, but does so quite loudly. As Ale calmly beckons The Entertainer to be more quiet, Wooly enters the theater, arms full of snacks and drinks. He accidentally bumps into the projector, which causes it to start flashing white. This causes Ale to start having war flashbacks, resulting in an emergence of Evil Ale.

Immediately, Ale goes over to The Entertainer, who is now pretending to drink soda from a straw. She laughs mischieviously, then The Entertainer is raised up slightly and then pulled down into the seat. He flails silently as Ale comes up and pulls down on the seat, tearing The Entertainer apart. Next, as Jussy stands by the popcorn machine, Ale grabs her head and smashes it through the glass of the machine. Jussy screams as Ale holds her head above the flame. Popping sounds are heard as her head begins expanding, until finally, popcorn-sized pieces of her brain pop out of her head.

We now cut to the middle of the theater (between the seats and the screen) as the theater is constantly plunged into darkness and then relit briefly by the flashing projector. We first see Ale chasing Puffy before it goes dark. When it does, we hear Puffy's scream. Then we see Ale strangling Puffy as Fuddles watches on in horror. Then we see Ale clubbing Fuddles in the face, using Puffy's body and quills as a mace. Finally, we see a dead and bloody Fuddles and a decapitated Puffy lying on the ground.

By the projector, Superspeed backs up and looks around, whimpering in fear. Ale pops up from behind the projector, breathing heavily, and shoves it forward. The lens of the projector pierces Superspeed's skull and forces his eye out of its socket. On the screen, Superspeed's bloodshot eye is displayed. Superspeed's pupil moves around the screen as Superspeed screams in pain. His screams die out as his eye is burnt and the screen returns to white.

Suddenly, popcorn flies at the screen and we hear booing. Unaware of all that has gone on around him, Wooly sits in his seat, angrily throwing popcorn and booing at the screen. Ale emerges in the row of seats behind Wooly. As the episode ends, we hear a crunching/squishing noise, indicating that Wooly didn't fare any better than his fellow moviegoers.

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