"Kitty Amazing Returns" is the alternative ending to the Dick Figures episode “Kitty Amazing”.
Episode description
Instead of breaking Kitty Amazing, Red puts her in another dumpster, until someone fishes her out of the trash.
Plot
“Previously on Dick Figures…”
Red puts Kitty Amazing in front of a mirror. She meows then turns into stone. After that, Red puts Kitty Amazing in a dumpster six blocks away, hoping that no one would touch her.
“After that...”
A few days later, a cat named Ewakin Luke Star is running to Red and Blue’s apartment until she spots free milk at the dumpster where Kitty Amazing is put in. She opens the dumpster and sees a stone cat. She picks up Kitty Amazing, and questions about what happened, but continues to go to Red and Blue’s.
Meanwhile, Red can be seen watching “Kindergarten Cop”, looking satisfied. Blue opens the door and tells Red about Ewok coming to let them see her new home. All of a sudden, Red asks Blue, “Who is Ewok and what does she do?!”. He tells Red that he is playing dumb and that he knows Ewok, Blue’s 16-year old sister.
Soon after, Ewok arrives in their apartment, and says that Crafty has improved by showing her that being a feline is great. She goes in Blue’s room to bring Kitty Amazing back to life. She brings a special, colorful yarn. She makes a collar out of it, and puts it on Kitty Amazing. Red steps out of his room, then wonders where Ewok is. Then a bright light begins flashing in Blue’s bedroom. Red and Blue check what is going on, realizing that Kitty Amazing has broken free. Ewok explains what she did. Blue asks if they can see the house or not, and Ewok agrees. The trio get in Blue’s car, with Ewok sitting in the back. Red sees a photo of Ewok as a 6-year old, then Ewok asks Red if she did not take a bad picture.
Blue drives to Ewok’s house. They go inside the house. Ewok shows them her bedroom and a load of novels. It is a very pretty site. One hour later, Ewok and Kitty Amazing are seen watching Dumbo. After the ending of the good movie, Ewok goes to her bed and reads Coraline. Smooth sailing at first, until she hears loud music.
Her house has turned into a wild house party. Red and Blue can be seen on a couch, and there are other tree friends partying out. Suddenly, Red gets hiccups, so Blue begins looking for water for Red. Red drinks the “water,” somehow getting drunk by it. Blue sees the drunken Red, then gets knocked into the tub of champagne, getting drunk also. Ewok leaves the house party before any liquor goes in her mouth. Meanwhile, Red and Blue hiccup some champagne bubbles. They begin to hallucinate as the bubbles turn into elephant and mouse-like creatures. The insanity is beginning as the drunken hallucination becomes weirder than before.
The next morning, Ewok wakes up and everything is quiet. She sees Kitty Amazing drinking milk. She gets up, and brushes her teeth. She walks in the living room, and sees Red and Blue sleeping on a couch. Ewok puts a blanket on them, satisfied. Blue wakes up, and forgot why he was here. Ewok will tell him the entire story later. It ends with Kitty Amazing licking Red‘s cheek.
Moral
“Don’t deny something that doesn’t kill you.”
Deaths
- Kitty Amazing was turned into stone due to the hands of Redward. (but was brought back to life by Ewok)
- The Blue Mice and Pink Elephants disappeared after Red & Blue’s hallucinations get worse.
Injuries
- Red & Blue we’re nearly blinded when Ewok was bringing Kitty Amazing back to life.
- Blue get knocked into a tub of champagne.
- Numerous amount of times, the Blue Mice and Pink Elephants hurt each other to terrorize Red & Blue.
Trivia
- The Blue Mice and Pink Elephants are a parody of "Pink Elephants on Parade".
- CatBanshee manages to make a rottweiler version of Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Red also references one of Arnold’s famous lines, “Who is your daddy and what does he do?”
- It is clear that Blue and Ewok are siblings.
- This is the first time that a character was mentioned.
- Ewok loves the movie Dumbo.
- Ewok was reading Coraline.
- Ewok saying “I just don’t take a bad picture, do I?” is a reference to the SpongeBob Squarepants episode “The Getaway”.
- In this episode, Ewok has a sun-bleach belly color, a small black noise, and her whiskers are longer. In fact this is her first design.
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