Skewered Squab is a fanon episode of HTF. In this episode, Prongs kills a bird without knowing it.
You're in for it now, Prongs!
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Prongs walks down the street, while a bird flies out of a tree at the same moment. Prongs suddenly spots a coin on the ground. As he bends over to pick it up, he hears a "squawk!". Shrugging, he leaves with the coin, oblivious to the bird now impaled to his horn.
Continuing his walk, Prongs passes by Giggles sitting on a bench. She sees the dead bird and vomits behind the bench. Then he passes Pop reading his newspaper and Cub playing in a sandbox, but the latter starts crying at the sight of the bird. Finally, Stone releases a caged bird from a pet store, but is shocked to see the bird on Prongs' horn. So he calls the police.
Prongs is halted by the sound of a whistle, and turns to find Savaughn and Otus about to arrest him, so he runs home. He jumps over the fence to his backyard in an attempt to hide. A large hungry raven watches from a tree and swoops down to take the skewered corpse for a meal. Prongs wounds up being attacked and distracted as Otus jumps over the fence. Trying to shoo off the raven, Prongs trips on a rock and stabs Otus in the chest.
Savaughn sees what has happened to his partner and flips out. Barging through the fence, he cuts off Prongs' horn and cuts him open with it. Savaughn cackles evilly, but sees a whole flock of ravens surrounding him, attracted to the blood smeared all over him, as well as the carcasses. The birds tear him apart and cause the horn to fly over the fence.
A passing Hornless sees the horn on the ground. He picks it up and puts it on his nose.
Deaths[]
- A bird is skewered to Prongs' left horn.
- Otus is stabbed through the chest.
- Prongs is cut open.
- Savaughn is devoured by ravens.
Trivia[]
- Prongs' death is similar to Shifty's in Easy for You to Sleigh.
- The trailer spoils the bird's death.
- The bird that Prongs killed is similar to the ones that appeared in All Flocked Up.